Funny Moments During P2p

[daytimefun]

I just finished an incredible P2P session with a delightful, very experienced girl. After bathing and playing around for a while, she gave me a wonderful BBBJ, and said with the precision of a first class tailor "You're about 18 ~ 20cm, right?". Her understated professional experience and playfulness cracked me up!

So what are some of the funny moments you've had in p2P?

 

[BlackJack1]

There is once this DH girl,when she gave me that brown liquid to gargle, at the same time she is giving me a HJ, then she compliments "wow so big", I almost spit that liquid all over her because of my laugh.

 

[Ches]

The title of this thread should be

P4P Humble Brags

How long is your cock? Make a story about it. Fiction/Non Fiction Accepted.

 

[daytimefun]

Point taken, @Ches ! Apologies for my faux pas, and let me try and steer this back on track

While capped and in the heat of some action with one DH girl, I noticed things suddenly felt very different, and looked down to see the rubber had just slipped off.
Wanting to keep things safe for both of us I quickly pulled out and told the girl, who without missing a beat slapped me and said "Do you realize what a hard time our kid would have growing up as a "half" here if you'd gotten me pregnant and I couldn't find you!". Certainly a possible scenario, but I felt we might have been jumping the gun a little there

 

[e-smile]

The title of this thread should be

P4P Humble Brags

How long is your cock? Make a story about it. Fiction/Non Fiction Accepted.

exactly what I thought

 

[daytimefun]

Sorry e-smile, my bad! You're right, this did start off as a long shlong thread

 

[roots reggae]

I'll have to say the time my girlfriend began having "pussy farts."

Hilarious!!!

The title of this thread should be

P4P Humble Brags

How long is your cock? Make a story about it. Fiction/Non Fiction Accepted.

 

[daytimefun]

OMG, I know @roots reggae ! I didn't know what to make of them initially, but still grin every time I hear one. Here's another video right back at you

 

[phil3k]

The title of this thread should be

P4P Humble Brags

How long is your cock? Make a story about it. Fiction/Non Fiction Accepted.

Haha! Well there was this one time I was getting a blow job and enjoying it. I warned the woman that it had been a couple of weeks since my last cum shot but I don't think she believed me. We'll when I blew my load in her mouth, her eyes went big and she immediately spit into the sheets and told me "that was a porn star load."

 

[daytimefun]

LOL! Way to go @phil3k . Big effort on both your parts

 

[phil3k]

I thought it was funny at the time but it really is a humble brag.