Marine Blue [Ikebukuro] (SL) Marine Blue Honten - Rio - Worst soapland experience yet

[kazhaku]

Title of Your Review:
Marine Blue Honten - Rio - Worst soapland experience yet

Soapland Name:
Marine Blue Honten

Soapland Provider Name:
Rio (https://www.soaplandclubmax.com/profile.php?n=RIO)

Soapland Website:
https://www.soaplandclubmax.com/

Appointment Length & Costs:
15500+2000 gaijin tax for 40 minutes

Booking Method:
Walk-In

Date of Encounter:
February 2024

Location:
Incall Soapland Provided Room

Language Notes:
Japanese Only

Narrative of the Encounter:
As I've visited Marine Blue Honten in Ikebukuro several times and have generally been pretty satisfied, I'd been eyeing Rio as she had some cute pictures on the website. For the most part the pictures haven't been too far off at Marine Blue Honten, so I was looking forward to this encounter. This is the featured photo they had of her at the time of the session: https://www.soaplandclubmax.com/d/p1103_5.jpg.

While her eyes might look nice, unfortunately the rest of her face didn't follow suit. And unfortunately, the photos didn't really match her well. Her profile photo has since been updated and is a bit more accurate: https://www.soaplandclubmax.com/d/p1103_1.jpg. Not as petite and cute, huge ears, and the eyes in particular were not as cute as the previous photo. In-person, you'll see she also has a kinda goofy big nose and mouth/teeth too.

Even though I found her facial features to be not so particularly attractive, that's forgiving to me if the service is good. However unfortunately, the service was lackluster. Zero GFE whatsoever. Zero small-talk. Whenever I tried to initiate some basic small talk, it was met with uninspiring one word answers. Within the first 3 minutes of the encounter I already had gotten the vibe that she clearly didn't want to be there.

Even though I booked a 40-minute session, she set a timer in front of me for 30 minutes. Maybe that's normal for some providers, but for me it was a turn off because I usually see providers having set the timer already beforehand or at least not while I can see them do it. Maybe it was because the first 2-3 mins of the encounter had been such a turn off that the setting the timer felt extra uncool. The bigger turn off was that she frequently clock watched throughout the session.

A really lackluster shower, followed by moving to the bed, and a really uninspiring CBJ. She went at it for maybe 1 or 2 minutes before stopping, SIGHING, grabbing a tube of lube and squeezing it onto my struggling boner. On that note, it was a struggling boner even though I had popped a Viagra.

The CG, mish, and K9 that followed were also uninspiring. Holy mother of God. She so didn't want to be there. I don't know if it was just a bad day or not. But geez, she was not wet at all, and even though she had covered my man thing in lube beforehand, the lube would wear out and leave a pathetic feeling of a lump of flesh inside some rubber. So I had to manually grab the lube tube myself and apply some to help try to keep an erection. AGAIN, this is after having already popped a Viagra! I have never been to any providers before where they've had to use lube from container after a CBJ, nor have I ever felt the need to do it myself in the middle of a session to struggle to maintain an erection, until I met Rio.

The whole thing was just so pathetic, that at around the 10-minute left mark of the timer, with me struggling to stay erect despite a Viagra, I just told her to take my condom off and to use a bunch of lube to give me a HJ. I literally had to close my eyes and imagine someone else before I could pop off. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.

You win some, you lose some. This was definitely my worst loss for P4P in Japan.

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the Soapland?:
No, this review was written without a request from the Soapland or their provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
This is a warning to avoid Rio on the basis of terrible service. Attraction is subjective, and in my case I didn't find her even somewhat attractive in the face department. Her body is not bad though.

 

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Approved: 4/5/2024

 

[SealedTears]

Even though I booked a 40-minute session, she set a timer in front of me for 30 minutes. Maybe that's normal for some providers, but for me it was a turn off because I usually see providers having set the timer already beforehand or at least not while I can see them do it.

I don't see this as a turn off

Even though I found her facial features to be not so particularly attractive, that's forgiving to me if the service is good. However unfortunately, the service was lackluster. Zero GFE whatsoever. Zero small-talk. Whenever I tried to initiate some basic small talk, it was met with uninspiring one word answers.

This is way more of a turn off. I had one session recently where pretty much right after I finished, she got up and started washing herself and inviting me soon after. I'm fine if she's not flirty with me the entire time, but I'd rather her not get up immediately as if I just threw a bucket of mud on her

 

[jackoffinthebox]

Is this the girl with tattoos and piercings?

 

[kazhaku]

Is this the girl with tattoos and piercings?

No tattoos/piercings from what I recall.

By the way, it looks like they changed the photo in the first photo URL I posted. The new one looks more accurate too.

In case they do another switcheroo, this is the original photo I spoke of which looked more attractive and less accurate:

 

[requiemmorrow]

Great review!

Landmines suck, but are an important experience to have in order to recognize more deeply what you value in a session.

No GFE is (with an exception to a few Lotharios in this forum who fuck the girls so good they actually fall in love) one of the most important things in a great session. I met a rather average and uninteresting little lady a few days ago who gave incredible service. I can say for a fact I would put her leagues above the buxom babes who treated me with the same malcontent you were given.

This is why I say a blessing to everyone at this juncture: May your next session be glorious, with furious loads released over and over in satisfaction.

On that note, it was a struggling boner even though I had popped a Viagra.

AGAIN, this is after having already popped a Viagra!

with me struggling to stay erect despite a Viagra

Also…curious, as I don't think it was clear, but did you by chance happen to pop a Viagra?

 

[Maxblack]

I will tell again, for the thousandth time, the tale of the absolute physically hottest woman I have ever been with whose personality and service was SO bad I nope’d out early.

The “homely” woman with decent conversation skills and a sweet
Personality immediately becomes irresistibly attractive regardless of her physical attributes.
Conversely, no amount of amazing physical beauty can make up for crap attitude

 

[corgiesiao]

I will tell again, for the thousandth time, the tale of the absolute physically hottest woman I have ever been with whose personality and service was SO bad I nope’d out early.

The “homely” woman with decent conversation skills and a sweet
Personality immediately becomes irresistibly attractive regardless of her physical attributes.
Conversely, no amount of amazing physical beauty can make up for crap attitude

Honestly the hottest provider I've ever met last year also gave me the WORST service ever.

I did not write review because it's from one of the providers obviously banned from being mentioned in this forum. It was a deliheru service and when she offered honban I've had red flags all over. Keep asking why I only want normal service and no add ons and keep insisting I pay for honban despite me telling her I have not enough cash and she even offered to walk me to ATM >_>

Has the best bod, best smelling pussy ever and awesome tits but the whole experience was as enjoyable as a dentist visit.

 

[nihonzuki]

Thanks for TOFTT. Rio was on my list but not anymore. I had a similar experience with another provider when I went without a reservation. Nothing worse than a provider who clearly hates what she's doing. Others at Marine Blue have been great though.

 

[chimerapopcorn]

I’ve met some ladies with an “ok” body but their personality and enthusiasm 100% made up or made things much better.

 

[hezron]

Question, is it better for me to try Honten or Annex? My Japanese language skills are very basic at best. I used to frequent Y-Shirt but looking for a new spot.

Or is it better to try my luck at Yokohama?

 

[Maxblack]

Question, is it better for me to try Honten or Annex? My Japanese language skills are very basic at best. I used to frequent Y-Shirt but looking for a new spot.

Or is it better to try my luck at Yokohama?

If you’re going to walk in, honten is the way to go. If there is no one available they will send you upstairs or somewhere else.

But again: honten is for the best selling girls which highly correlates to good looks and service. If her sales drop she gets moved farther from honten

 

[hezron]

If you’re going to walk in, honten is the way to go. If there is no one available they will send you upstairs or somewhere else.

But again: honten is for the best selling girls which highly correlates to good looks and service. If her sales drop she gets moved farther from honten

Gotcha that's the difference between the two.

Would honten be stricter with the language skills if that's the case?

Thanks man!

 

[kirayamato]

annex generally thicker

 

[kazhaku]

Gotcha that's the difference between the two.

Would honten be stricter with the language skills if that's the case?

Thanks man!

I've been to honten multiple times with really so-so Japanese (it's good enough to fumble through conversations completely in Japanese, but really poorly). Have read on here that people with zero Japanese have a tough time getting through, so the sense I get is basic Japanese is necessary.

 

[hezron]

I've been to honten multiple times with really so-so Japanese (it's good enough to fumble through conversations completely in Japanese, but really poorly). Have read on here that people with zero Japanese have a tough time getting through, so the sense I get is basic Japanese is necessary.

Thanks man. I'm goin' next month, might as well try. If not, would check Kira Kira instead.

 

[Alice]

I did not write review because it's from one of the providers obviously banned from being mentioned in this forum. It was a deliheru service and when she offered honban I've had red flags all over. Keep asking why I only want normal service and no add ons and keep insisting I pay for honban despite me telling her I have not enough cash and she even offered to walk me to ATM >_>

Off topic but yeah some deli heru girls feel like their base salary is not worth it without the options/tips (honestly I would feel like that with some of the Japanese DH prices, but the ones that focus on foreigners are already better) and they really resent guys who don’t book options. I know a girl who works for a DH and understandably for her case she is pretty bummed when she has to go somewhere that’s maybe her only appointment on the day and she’s only making 7000 yen because no options. It will definitely reflect on the attitude of some girls and they may not try to be nice because they don’t even care for the guy to become a repeat client if he is not extra generous.

Not saying you did the wrong thing, just putting some perspective of how some girls expect the tips and the options and not getting the extra money makes them grumpy.

 

[Maxblack]

Gotcha that's the difference between the two.

Would honten be stricter with the language skills if that's the case?

Thanks man!

No. 99% depends on available girls. Very few willing to take those with low/no Japanese. 1% depends on who is working the desk when you walk in.

 

[Maxblack]

annex generally thicker

This is very true. A large part of being in honten is adherence to Japanese beauty standards, a large part of which is “be really skinny”

 

[Airnest]

I will tell again, for the thousandth time, the tale of the absolute physically hottest woman I have ever been with whose personality and service was SO bad I nope’d out early.
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The “homely” woman with decent conversation skills and a sweet
Personality immediately becomes irresistibly attractive regardless of her physical attributes.
Conversely, no amount of amazing physical beauty can make up for crap attitude

Sounds like a typical day at Tobita! With a few exceptions of course. 😉

 

[hezron]

No. 99% depends on available girls. Very few willing to take those with low/no Japanese. 1% depends on who is working the desk when you walk in.

Appreciate that. Thanks man!

 

[StFyle]

Off topic but yeah some deli heru girls feel like their base salary is not worth it without the options/tips (honestly I would feel like that with some of the Japanese DH prices, but the ones that focus on foreigners are already better) and they really resent guys who don’t book options. I know a girl who works for a DH and understandably for her case she is pretty bummed when she has to go somewhere that’s maybe her only appointment on the day and she’s only making 7000 yen because no options. It will definitely reflect on the attitude of some girls and they may not try to be nice because they don’t even care for the guy to become a repeat client if he is not extra generous.

Not saying you did the wrong thing, just putting some perspective of how some girls expect the tips and the options and not getting the extra money makes them grumpy.

Good insight.

I usually try to get some kind of option even if I don’t fully utilize it cause of this.

I feel pretty lucky so far with the personalities I’ve gotten since I came back to this a little over a year ago. Only one person stands out as obviously cold. A few luke-warms in the mix but nothing I was too disappointed in.

As far as the post here. Thanks. Marine Blue Honten is an option for me so I’ll take your word on Rio. And at least you were able to pop… guess it coulda been even worse.