IND My new girlfriend Mischa Maxwell

[Frenchy]

Less but not by a whole lot.

Impressive . Did you have time to sleep? Or the full moon kept you writing and howling?

 

[TapDat]

The literary quality of the post is exceptional. It makes me feel so bad about my own reviews.
I suddenly feel the frustration of experiencing strong emotional and physical experiences and having such hard time to find an elegant style to describe them.

All new reviews need to be routed through @Not Even Dave before being posted on the forum.

 

[User#18046]

All new reviews need to be routed through @Not Even Dave before being posted on the forum.

Ok I'm flattered but that sounds a whole lot like my day job.

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

You are far too sweet @Not Even Dave. A true pleasure to spend time with. You are a literary and musical genius, no question. Also, if/when we meet again, I will be taking singing lessons first. You didn't warn me that you were a professional! Actually, maybe next time, we can skip the karaoke and 'get busy' to your songs instead? xx

P.S. You left your mouthwash behind, and I've been using it. #PerksOfTheJob

@Anna Summer & @MissInsomnia I love you both. *swoon*

@TAG Manager can I write a point or two?
1. The 7-hour rate was really reasonable.
2. @Not Even Dave is correct- I don't hide anything away in a box (as for my 'box', that's another story...) :-P
3. I have an unrequited crush on an Aussie guy. I doubt that this will ever be resolved. However, if he demonstrates some interest, my escorting days will be over. That is the only reason that I would leave the industry that I love.
4. I had a severe back injury whilst skiing in Hakuba. Hence my weight gain. Post-surgery, the weight is slowly coming off. However, I do warn anyone that contacts me that I have gained weight. I would never want to disappoint anyone.

 

[User#18046]

@TAG Manager can I write a point or two?
1. The 7-hour rate was really reasonable.
2. @Not Even Dave is correct- I don't hide anything away in a box (as for my 'box', that's another story...) :-P
3. I have an unrequited crush on an Aussie guy. I doubt that this will ever be resolved. However, if he demonstrates some interest, my escorting days will be over. That is the only reason that I would leave the industry that I love.
4. I had a severe back injury whilst skiing in Hakuba. Hence my weight gain. Post-surgery, the weight is slowly coming off. However, I do warn anyone that contacts me that I have gained weight. I would never want to disappoint anyone.

Mad Maxwell,
I fear these points mean my review was woefully incomplete or misleading or displeased you, which troubles me greatly. Any omissions on my part were either due to my inabilities to capture my time with you or, in the case of your rate, to keep anyone from getting the wrong idea. Let me add voice to your comments in an attempt to right these wrongs.
1. It would be very hard for me to assign a dollar value to the time I spent with you. You were gracious in taking into consideration the quirks of our situation and were kinder than I deserve.
2. Boxlessness reconfirmed.
3. I'm jealous of that guy and I hope it wasn't wrong of me to mention that people might need to hurry up if they are going to spend time with you.
4. Anyone turned off by your current weight is missing out on one helluva date. As I mentioned during the endless stream of words coming out of my mouth that day, you felt fantastic in my arms and I wouldn't trade a minute.

But I'm going to have to, in fairness, mention your two big flaws which I left out originally. First, you have never seen Crocodile Dundee. This is something you can and should correct with just a little effort, so I'm giving you a pass. Second, you like Kanye West, and that is just inexcusable.

Lastly, I must apologize that I didn't give you what you really wanted, which request is documented in the video below.

 

[Frenchy]

Mad Maxwell,
I fear these points mean my review was woefully incomplete or misleading or displeased you, which troubles me greatly. Any omissions on my part were either due to my inabilities to capture my time with you or, in the case of your rate, to keep anyone from getting the wrong idea. Let me add voice to your comments in an attempt to right these wrongs.
1. It would be very hard for me to assign a dollar value to the time I spent with you. You were gracious in taking into consideration the quirks of our situation and were kinder than I deserve.
2. Boxlessness reconfirmed.
3. I'm jealous of that guy and I hope it wasn't wrong of me to mention that people might need to hurry up if they are going to spend time with you.
4. Anyone turned off by your current weight is missing out on one helluva date. As I mentioned during the endless stream of words coming out of my mouth that day, you felt fantastic in my arms and I wouldn't trade a minute.

But I'm going to have to, in fairness, mention your two big flaws which I left out originally. First, you have never seen Crocodile Dundee. This is something you can and should correct with just a little effort, so I'm giving you a pass. Second, you like Kanye West, and that is just inexcusable.

Lastly, I must apologize that I didn't give you what you really wanted, which request is documented in the video below.

Hey NED
What is so wrong with liking Kanye West ?
(But ok , I admit that if it's all you had to listen for 7 hours including at karaoke that may be a tad too much ! )

 

[User#6517]

Wait, what's wrong with Kanye West??

He might sound like an egomaniac when claiming he's a god and all.. but I think it's just for publicity. He's a very intelligent guy who knows how to manipulate the media.

The only thing I don't like about him is his clothing line. Still can't believe this $2,600 sweater got sold out.

 

[Wwanderer]

That sweater has holes in it. Think how much it would cost if it was in good condition!

-Ww

 

[User#18046]

Hana, ahmo let you finish, but first...

TAG Manager, please install a DISLIKE button on the next update.

 

[User#18046]

Wait, what's wrong with Kanye West??

I think he's an ass and I don't like his stuff. But I'm olde skool yo. If I'm going hiphop it's the untamable rhyme animal Chuck D, Public Enemy Number One... 5-0 said 'freeze' and I got numb, can I tell 'em that I never really had a gun? But it's the wax that the terminator X spun!

 

[TheScientist]

I think he's an ass and I don't like his stuff. But I'm olde skool yo. If I'm going hiphop it's the untamable rhyme animal Chuck D, Public Enemy Number One... 5-0 said 'freeze' and I got numb, can I tell 'em that I never really had a gun? But it's the wax that the terminator X spun!

Us old guys gotta stick together! Speaking of which My Uzi Weighs a Ton, help me move it over by the window in case some kids playing Kanye drive by.

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

Mad Maxwell,
I fear these points mean my review was woefully incomplete or misleading or displeased you, which troubles me greatly.

NO! Not at all. You did me justice and were entirely too kind.
In my next life, I'll come looking for you to be my boyfriend. In this life, I'll come looking for you to be my concert partner should Kanye ever tour Japan.

 

[User#18046]

Us old guys gotta stick together! Speaking of which My Uzi Weighs a Ton, help me move it over by the window in case some kids playing Kanye drive by.

Me & The Scientist, y'all. Rolling down the road drinking that gin and juice.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

 

[TAG Manager]

Inline with other reviews, thanks for your many comments. We'll close this one down.