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Unexpected time in Akihabara Thai massage

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Title of Your Review:
Unexpected time in Akihabara Thai massage

Service Name:
Pattana Spa

Provider Name:
Momo (?)

Website/Contact Info:
https://pattana-spa-thaimassage.com/

Appointment Length & Costs:
60min/17000

Booking Method:
Walk-In

Date of Encounter:
December 2023

Location:
Incall Provider Hotel/Residence

Language Notes:
English Only

Narrative of the Encounter:
The encounter

To preface, I have zero sexual experience, I haven't even dated. This was a wild ride.

I was on a family trip and got a massive knot in my neck after carrying a heavy travel bag and decided to find a Thai massage place to hopefully get it fixed. Some quick Googling later led me to Pattana Spa, which seemed to have relatively standard prices. The building looked like an apartment building of sorts, and when I rang the doorbell, Momo(?) answered. After choosing a oil + massage package for 60min/9000 yen, I was led to a shower. Before this point I had only been to few massage places, none of which required me to even take my clothes off so I was completely new to this. After the shower, I was led to a dark room, where she proceeded to grab the towel off my waist and wipe me off, leaving me completely naked and quite uncomfortable but figuring that it was probably normal, I just ignored it. After lying face down on a thin mattress, she proceeded to rub my legs with oil, not putting much strength but more importantly occasionally brushing against my member (not sure if intentional), making for a very weird massage. Again, first thought was "WTF?" but I just figured it was accidental. Turns out, it was not. She flipped me facing up and massaged my upper body for a while before gently touching my groin area and asking "Massage, 5000 yen?" Literally having zero sexual experience before, I was completely confused for a while but eventually understood. Being a young individual with no experience, my curiosity took over and I couldn't decline. After a few introductory questions like where I came from and such, she started to give a HJ. She lathered a generous amount of oil on the little guy and went to work, sometimes fondling my balls too and massaging the head. About 10min into it, she said an additional 8000 on top of the original 9000 would let me touch her too and based on the price I listed above you can deduce what my answer was. While I was having second thoughts about the situation, she took off her bra and this being the first pair of breasts I had seen outside of porn, I just turned the logical side of my brain off from there on. She wasn't super stacked but her breasts were a good size, maybe C cup? She kissed my nipples and neck and massaged them for a bit while jerking me off, before I also massaged and licked her nipples which got a few moans out of her that really got me going. As I got close, I just kinda laid down and massaged her breasts while she finished the job. I took all the remaining time out of the estimated 40min non massage time to finish though, because I have phimosis and her yanking on my member super hard made for a mix of pain and pleasure. I didn't mention this in the excitement of the moment though so fair enough. I eventually finished and after a clean up shower and getting dressed, she led me to the door, gently tapped me on the ass and smiled, saying "See you next time". At this point the post nut clarity just kinda set in and I awkwardly smiled before leaving. After the fact I went to their website and saw that they had masseuse profiles with somewhat raunchy photos I then realised that it was probably an indicator that Pattana was not a non-sexual massage place. After reading around TAG a few months ago I was planning to eventually try P4P and stuff (like years down the road) but this was definitely not how I expected it to play out. Overall, weird first sexual experience that I don't necessarily regret, but considering the price, the at best subpar massage that was basically just mild rubbing and only getting a HJ and some groping, I won't be back. YMMV though.

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
 
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Thank you for your your report!

Approved: 1/1/2024
 
There usually isn't an upsell at this shop - you should mention to Kyoko (the owner/manager)
 
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Yeah, Momo didn't upsell me for the HJ last time...
 
Awesome dude! Welcome to the club! The next time will be much more enjoyable! YOLO!
 
There usually isn't an upsell at this shop - you should mention to Kyoko (the owner/manager)
Meaning typically no extra charge at all? Nice.

Girls look good on the home page, look that good in real life too?
 
Well, you probably paid a bit more than you should have for this kind of service, but you enjoyed it, so it's money well spent.

I have phimosis

You may want to get this fixed if you want to have a satisfactory sex life in the future.
 
Title of Your Review:
Unexpected time in Akihabara Thai massage

Service Name:
Pattana Spa

Provider Name:
Momo (?)

Website/Contact Info:
https://pattana-spa-thaimassage.com/

Appointment Length & Costs:
60min/17000

Booking Method:
Walk-In

Date of Encounter:
December 2023

Location:
Incall Provider Hotel/Residence

Language Notes:
English Only

Narrative of the Encounter:
The encounter

To preface, I have zero sexual experience, I haven't even dated. This was a wild ride.

I was on a family trip and got a massive knot in my neck after carrying a heavy travel bag and decided to find a Thai massage place to hopefully get it fixed. Some quick Googling later led me to Pattana Spa, which seemed to have relatively standard prices. The building looked like an apartment building of sorts, and when I rang the doorbell, Momo(?) answered. After choosing a oil + massage package for 60min/9000 yen, I was led to a shower. Before this point I had only been to few massage places, none of which required me to even take my clothes off so I was completely new to this. After the shower, I was led to a dark room, where she proceeded to grab the towel off my waist and wipe me off, leaving me completely naked and quite uncomfortable but figuring that it was probably normal, I just ignored it. After lying face down on a thin mattress, she proceeded to rub my legs with oil, not putting much strength but more importantly occasionally brushing against my member (not sure if intentional), making for a very weird massage. Again, first thought was "WTF?" but I just figured it was accidental. Turns out, it was not. She flipped me facing up and massaged my upper body for a while before gently touching my groin area and asking "Massage, 5000 yen?" Literally having zero sexual experience before, I was completely confused for a while but eventually understood. Being a young individual with no experience, my curiosity took over and I couldn't decline. After a few introductory questions like where I came from and such, she started to give a HJ. She lathered a generous amount of oil on the little guy and went to work, sometimes fondling my balls too and massaging the head. About 10min into it, she said an additional 8000 on top of the original 9000 would let me touch her too and based on the price I listed above you can deduce what my answer was. While I was having second thoughts about the situation, she took off her bra and this being the first pair of breasts I had seen outside of porn, I just turned the logical side of my brain off from there on. She wasn't super stacked but her breasts were a good size, maybe C cup? She kissed my nipples and neck and massaged them for a bit while jerking me off, before I also massaged and licked her nipples which got a few moans out of her that really got me going. As I got close, I just kinda laid down and massaged her breasts while she finished the job. I took all the remaining time out of the estimated 40min non massage time to finish though, because I have phimosis and her yanking on my member super hard made for a mix of pain and pleasure. I didn't mention this in the excitement of the moment though so fair enough. I eventually finished and after a clean up shower and getting dressed, she led me to the door, gently tapped me on the ass and smiled, saying "See you next time". At this point the post nut clarity just kinda set in and I awkwardly smiled before leaving. After the fact I went to their website and saw that they had masseuse profiles with somewhat raunchy photos I then realised that it was probably an indicator that Pattana was not a non-sexual massage place. After reading around TAG a few months ago I was planning to eventually try P4P and stuff (like years down the road) but this was definitely not how I expected it to play out. Overall, weird first sexual experience that I don't necessarily regret, but considering the price, the at best subpar massage that was basically just mild rubbing and only getting a HJ and some groping, I won't be back. YMMV though.

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
You got robbed bro!
 
You got robbed bro!
Yeah, in hindsight I totally overspent on this likely because they could tell I was a foreigner and more importantly inexperienced but oh well, it also opened my eyes to P4P in general so not all bad I guess
 
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Yeah, in hindsight I totally overspent on this likely because they could tell I was a foreigner and more importantly inexperienced but oh well, it also opened my eyes to P4P in general so not all bad I guess

That's the spirit! Education is expensive but you didn't pay that much and also seemed to learn the lesson so all is good!
 
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