Using escorts for cardio?

[AdditionalPylons]

I've noticed that if I take 50mg of viagra or more, I basically can just fuck forever and not cum unless I try really hard (viagra can desensitize you, and it greatly affects me in that way). I was in Osaka for a week where most of the services are very cheap and offer FS, so I started doing two a day sessions.

At one point, I just started treating the session like a cardio work out. I would do a position for 5-8 minutes before switching, and just continue to rotate until the hour was almost up then I would force a nut. It got to the point where it wasn't even pleasurable for me anymore, I just had a giant boner and would keep pounding away, thinking about random things or what I was going to have for dinner later. I realized this is an extremely good way to exercise. It's not boring like a treadmill or stair master, and you probably burn like 800 calories or more per session.

I'm sure escorts wouldn't appreciate this notion, especially if you're their first client of the day and you power fuck them for 50 minutes straight leaving them with a sore pussy a 2pm when they still have to see maybe 3-5 guys later in the day, but it's kind of an awesome life-hack.

 

[requiemmorrow]

I've noticed that if I take 50mg of viagra or more, I basically can just fuck forever and not cum unless I try really hard (viagra can desensitize you, and it greatly affects me in that way). I was in Osaka for a week where most of the services are very cheap and offer FS, so I started doing two a day sessions.

At one point, I just started treating the session like a cardio work out. I would do a position for 5-8 minutes before switching, and just continue to rotate until the hour was almost up then I would force a nut. It got to the point where it wasn't even pleasurable for me anymore, I just had a giant boner and would keep pounding away, thinking about random things or what I was going to have for dinner later. I realized this is an extremely good way to exercise. It's not boring like a treadmill or stair master, and you probably burn like 800 calories or more per session.

I'm sure escorts wouldn't appreciate this notion, especially if you're their first client of the day and you power fuck them for 50 minutes straight leaving them with a sore pussy a 2pm when they still have to see maybe 3-5 guys later in the day, but it's kind of an awesome life-hack.

You can do this all…by…yourself.

 

[Cinnabums]

I'm sure escorts wouldn't appreciate this notion, especially if you're their first client of the day and you power fuck them for 50 minutes straight leaving them with a sore pussy a 2pm when they still have to see maybe 3-5 guys later in the day, but it's kind of an awesome life-hack.

Pretty sure everyone here is as impressed as the girls!

The fact that we have several escorts on the site didn't strike you, pretty bad form.

 

[Sudsy]

I'm sure escorts wouldn't appreciate this notion,

Ya think? If you want to do something like this go get a silicon doll.

 

[YokoMonger]

and you probably burn like 800 calories or more per session.

I think 800 calories is something like a 10k run. You're probably not going that fast and burning that much. That said, it can be a fun cardio workout. Been doing it like that for over 30 years.

 

[hrbb]

How is it a life hack when it's not pleasurable, way more expensive and you're knowingly hurting someone in the process?

 

[Alice]

Yeah, definitely not 800kcal 😂
And you might turn a few more places foreigner unfriendly.

 

[Danbo]

I think 800 calories is something like a 10k run. You're probably not going that fast and burning that much. That said, it can be a fun cardio workout. Been doing it like that for over 30 years.

Yep, it's a 10k run... know this by heart, been doing this every second day. Sex is no replacement for exercise....because exercise also helps to get a lot of agression out of your system and teaches you to focus.

...think everything has been said. It's just stupid and you admitting that it's bad for the girls and you doing it anyway is actually quite worrisome.

 

[Doggyfong]

Spending money to have an unpleasurable time to think you lost some weight VS spending $0 to run around and actually lose weight

 

[AdditionalPylons]

Spending money to have an unpleasurable time to think you lost some weight VS spending $0 to run around and actually lose weight

I wouldn't say it's unpleasurable, it's just not really sexual. It's actually quite a luxurious experience. Having sex with a new woman is always exciting even if you aren't horny, and becoming mentally detached during it gives you a different perspective on things.

It's kind of like the scene in Dead Poet's Society where Mr. Keating has all the boys stand up on their desks.

 

[requiemmorrow]

and becoming mentally detached during it gives you a different perspective on things

I'm starting to wonder if this this detachment isn't something uncommon for you to do in most other situations as well.

That aside, yeah...please stop this. If you want to work on cardio for some useless reason with a provider you are paying an exorbitant amount of money for another higher purpose...at least give her pussy a break and maybe practice thrusting between her hands or I dunno armpit or something for a bit so she can let her most sensitive regions recover.

 

[WinnieSlayer]

Just musterbate 2 to 3 times everyday, you will become unstoppable. I have never seen any girl who will let you thrust forever, because this makes them really uncomfortable. If unlucky, you might be need to explain to Yakuza about that.

 

[MikeH]

I'm sure escorts wouldn't appreciate this notion

I can assure they do, as this is something that has come up with my discussions with couple of them. Also they have stated they will decline meeting guys like you later.

 

[AdditionalPylons]

I can assure they do, as this is something that has come up with my discussions with couple of them. Also they have stated they will decline meeting guys like you later.

How did that conversation go? Seems like a rather specific discussion.

 

[Keihan]

If I was the girl and I figured out what you were doing, I'd pretend I was super into you, get you to book another date, convince you to have drinks with me before the session started and then I'd drug your ass and rob you. Even if you're smart enough not to bring much extra cash on you, I'd steal your clothes and any ID, cards or anything important on you and toss it in the trash at the station, just to give you something to think about during your next exercise session.

FYI, be aware that the vast majority of Osakans are borderline-retarded so while this might have passed without incident amongst those takoyaki-grilling morons, girls in Tokyo (or any non-Japanese girl) might catch on to the ruse.

 

[requiemmorrow]

How did that conversation go? Seems like a rather specific discussion.

Seriously dude.

You are not funny. Your attitude is horrendous. Nobody agrees with you.
It's a fucking terrible thing to do to a human being, and you ruin shit for the rest of us when you carry on thinking this is an okay thing to do.

Stop it.

 

[Danbo]

I wouldn't say it's unpleasurable, it's just not really sexual. It's actually quite a luxurious experience. Having sex with a new woman is always exciting even if you aren't horny, and becoming mentally detached during it gives you a different perspective on things.

It's kind of like the scene in Dead Poet's Society where Mr. Keating has all the boys stand up on their desks.

I imagine it more like this. Mindset sounds also pretty similar:

 

[AdditionalPylons]

Jeeze! This post was made in light hearted jest, didn’t mean to trigger the simp-pocalypse. Your impotent rage will surely impress a female suitor who will PM you with a marriage proposal!

 

[Cinnabums]

We all fell for your trolling, fair enough.

Now just leave quietly, you don't add anything of value.

 

[AdditionalPylons]

Can I see some ID verifying that you are in fact emperor of TAG before you banish me from these lands?

 

[TAG Manager]

That's enough, on to the next subject.