WELL, it finally got me.

sorry if I missed something but the obvious solution seemed to be you glue to your wife all the time , kissing, having sex, catching her droplets and snot etc… why is it so hard?
Wife. ‘nuff said. Yeah, I’m thinking that solution sounds pretty hard to at least a few people on this forum.

And the fact that it’s so hard being the reason some of us got into p4p in the first place. Lol, not lol.
 
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Wife. ‘nuff said. Yeah, I’m thinking that solution sounds pretty hard to at least a few people on this forum.

And the fact that it’s so hard being the reason some of us got into p4p in the first place. Lol, not lol.

oh i totally agree with that , being one of the “some of us” . But I remember some posts by Keihan mentioning they were still “active”.
 
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The most common antigen kits available OTC in Japan are the ones from Toa, maker of those antivirus necklaces full of industrial cleaning chemicals. Doesn't exactly instill confidence.
 
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Every test has its natural rate of false pos and false neg. The nature of how antigen tests work rely on how much virus you are shedding, which makes it a good tool to use for controlling outbreaks (it is slightly better at detecting people who are contagious, compared to have it and won't spread). So it makes sense for repeated negs on binax for vaccinated people, since their immune system should be suppressing the viral counts.

This makes a lot of sense and basically mirrors what I was just told from my friend working in the state executive branch and with health officials. My other half's positive antigen results (three so far) began as a medium pink line the first time and then progressed to strong pink lines. I tested negative the first time but yesterday showed a slight pink line, and then today my positive (technically) result was so slight and vague that I had to take the test strip out into daylight to see the faint pink line. What my friend explained is that particularly with vaccinated people and especially recently boosted, the breakthrough viral loads can vary widely and are usually so small that tests often have trouble picking up on them. But regardless, even if my boosted immune system may have gotten the virus under control, nobody knows if I'm still capable of infecting others so STAY THE FUCK HOME for a few more days at the very minimum.

I'll be taking my second PCR test tomorrow, but I'm pretty sure something is going on. I get passing minor (and I mean, MINOR) sore throats and headaches throughout the day, and the headaches are the real telltale as--unlike the chronic sinus infection headaches, which are at the front/sides of my face--these seem to be located more toward the back of the head. Of course, all of this could also be due to the massive amounts of Costco French vodka I've been swilling in my non-stop super immunity celebrations and probably all that $12 box chardonnay that goes great with wasabi almonds and Netflix (and ladyboy porn).
 
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sorry if I missed something but the obvious solution seemed to be you glue to your wife all the time , kissing, having sex, catching her droplets and snot etc… why is it so hard? Just a few days to get Omicron in your system then you can revert to fapping on ladyboys vids. :)

I actually sucked on her nose yesterday while I was feeling desperate and before I got my positive antigen test result, which earned me a punch in the gut and kick in the nuts when she woke up. But it's all good...she felt bad, made me a vodka soda and massaged my feet.
 
I actually sucked on her nose yesterday while I was feeling desperate and before I got my positive antigen test result, which earned me a punch in the gut and kick in the nuts when she woke up. But it's all good...she felt bad, made me a vodka soda and massaged my feet.
Sounds like a perfect wife to me
 
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For what it's worth, yesterday the other half and I tested negative again at the state-run PCR facility. Today, we just tested positive again on one of our last antigen kits. I also began feeling like shit yesterday with the same symptoms the other half had last week and exactly like I felt after my booster (headache, nausea) but three Asahi Super Dry tallboys took care of that, followed by an intensive regimen of Costco chardonnay and wasabi almonds followed by three 1/1 Costco French Vodka/Safeway Lime Soda combinations with lots of ice.

Fuck Dr. Fauci and Pfizer, I found the real cure. When I get my $1M from the Nobel I'm making it rain at Libe.
 
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In case anyone in Japan is interested, since it looks like you folks are really hitting your omicron stride, what's happening here should draw a pretty decent picture of what's going to happen to you folks over the next month.

It looks like the South African model (six weeks to peak then drastic drop off) is definitely holding up here. Health officials predicted in December that we should likely hit our peak on 1/19. The omicron surge began at the beginning of December, and at almost exactly 6 1/2 weeks we peaked at around 6500 cases per day. Since then, and over the past four or five days, numbers have been falling drastically, 5k one day, 4.5k next, 3.5k next and today we clocked in at just over 3k.

What I've also noticed--since I've been testing multiple times per week to try to confirm a COVID positive--is that at the state-run free PCR testing sites and on online registration, demand for testing has dropped significantly. Two weeks ago testing was booked up two days in advance; today almost every location is wide open. Two weeks ago at the main test facility, I had to wait in a line of about forty people and it took about fifteen minutes to even get past the front gates, and that was with a reservation; on Friday I drove past and there wasn't even a line. What that suggests to me is that there are either far less suspected/symptomatic cases or, even more likely, people are beginning to give even less-of-a-shit about omicron as the vast, vast majority of vaccinated people catching it are reporting the same, uninspiring symptoms: sore throat, minor cough.

What I would suggest to all of you, however, is be very cautious about your PCR results and absolutely retest. I now have two clear examples among relatives of how early PCR tests can definitely miss.

Clearest case was among relatives living in a multi-generational setting with grandpa, parents and baby all dealing with a three-week COVID adventure. Day 1, grandpa tests positive at the PCR facility. Parents and baby freak out and on Day 2 all three get tested. On Day 3 all three test negative. On Day 7 the baby is running a 102F fever and both parents are beginning to exhibit cold-like symptoms, so all three get tested again. On Day 8 they get their results, that baby is positive but parents are negative. Doctors advise them to wait three more days and test again. The baby's fever subsides within 48 hours. On Day 12, who are experiencing strong cold-like symptoms, finally test positive. They are told to all stay isolated for at least another week.

So it looks like Grandpa brought the virus home and having close contact with baby often, spread it to baby, who then spread it to parents, but the whole process was a couple weeks long. So if you're experiencing symptoms, shoot down to the PCR facility and test negative, don't take that as being truly negative. Get tested again three days later and I'd get tested a couple days later again just to be safe.
 
Better than getting tested is not to go near old people or babies. Like never.
 
Better than getting tested is not to go near old people or babies. Like never.
I call bullshit! Mike is a well known GILF aficionado. His most well-known Nampa spot is an Old folks home in Kawagoe.

Still better to be picking up at an old folks home than living in one.
 
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I call bullshit! Mike is a well known GILF aficionado. His most well-known Nampa spot is an Old folks home in Kawagoe.

Hey hey hey, no reason to badmouth Kawagoe, they have plenty of reasonable priced love hotels with big rooms and even bigger bath rooms. And you have to remember the country girls really know how to drive a stick.
 
Hey hey hey, no reason to badmouth Kawagoe, they have plenty of reasonable priced love hotels with big rooms and even bigger bath rooms. And you have to remember the country girls grannies really know how to drive a stick.
[corrected this for you to reflect what you really meant.]
 
[corrected this for you to reflect what you really meant.]

That's agism! Older girls are also girls and need love as the rest of them. It's just my way of giving back to the society.

And as long as they are younger than me, which is not hard, I will continue to refer them as "girls".
 
That's agism! Older girls are also girls and need love as the rest of them. It's just my way of giving back to the society.

And as long as they are younger than me, which is not hard, I will continue to refer them as "girls".

That's agism!
 
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