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    Japanese-Korean American starting college in Tokyo this Spring

    Lol... Door Chester Woh Burn The real tricky one is Worcester or Leominster.
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    Japanese-Korean American starting college in Tokyo this Spring

    Ah another Masshole, welcome welcome.
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    I was walking home the other night, and on the sidewalk I saw, a strawberry short cake, an apple cobbler, and a bowl of pudding. I thought to myself, that the streets were strangely dessert-ed tonight.
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    What part of the body dies last? The eyes. They dilate.
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    This man had sex with his dad in the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels...
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warmed it'd be Justwater
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? It's a parent.
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    Thai Diamond First time at Thai Diamond

    Title of Your Review: First time at Thai Diamond Service Name: Thai Diamond Provider Name: Probably Natsumi (https://www.ueno-diamond.com/en/product-page/%E3%83%8A%E3%83%84%E3%83%9F) Website/Contact Info: https://www.ueno-diamond.com/en Appointment Length & Costs: 100 minute ¥14000 Booking...
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, it was because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9, well it's because you need 3 squared meals a day.
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    Two cowboys are walking through the desert. They are hungry, thirsty, and tired. One of them looks up and see a tree, the trees leaves are made of bacon. He runs towards the tree "a bacon tree!" he exclaims to his friend. Half way there he gets shot several time coming from the direction of...
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    Where do bad rainbows go? To prism, it's a light sentence, gives them time to reflect....
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    U.S. 2024 Presidential Election Season kicking off...so who are you betting on??

    Why do we even have to have this thread? Don't you get enough political garbage elsewhere?
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? Two animals in a baaaaaad moooooood.
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    They're called "Dad Jokes" because if you can make her laugh she can make you a dad.