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I feel like I'm about to die .

I've felt this way a couple times before.

Fucking wasted. Might pass out anytime.
 
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Age 16, good friend of mine from Russia brought back a bottle of Russian Vodka, drank the bottle, got shit faced, passed out, woke up on his roof in the morning butt ass naked and no idea how the fuck we got up there. Worst hangover ever, lasted 2 mother fucking days and felt like I was a dumb ass, which I was. Had to jump down from the roof, hurt my tail bone, had to bring a fucking pillow to school so I could sit down for the next 2 weeks. Life is good mate.
 
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I've never been super wasted to the point where I couldn't remember what happened the night before.. I'd like to think that I have a decent alcohol tolerance..

.. but recently, I was at a nightclub with a few of my friends and they dared me to take 3 shots of Jack. Mind you, I had never done whiskey before.

I ended up crying to my friends about something, getting kissed all over my face by a random Japanese woman, and punching a stranger's face for lifting up my skirt... o_O

After the night was over, I felt so sick. I didn't drink anything else besides those 3 shots, and wanted to die already.
 
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MissInsomnia said:
I've never been super wasted to the point where I couldn't remember what happened the night before.. I'd like to think that I have a decent alcohol tolerance..

.. but recently, I was at a nightclub with a few of my friends and they dared me to take 3 shots of Jack. Mind you, I had never done whiskey before.

I ended up crying to my friends about something, getting kissed all over my face by a random Japanese woman, and punching a stranger's face for lifting up my skirt... o_O

After the night was over, I felt so sick. I didn't drink anything else besides those 3 shots, and wanted to die already.
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No more shots for you hon
 
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2012 in Japan - club in roppongi with my best friend. She knew the barkeeper and he knew we are Germans. Germans can drink... I ended up having 1 cocktail, 3 tequila shots, 3 jägermeister shots, champagne and beer. I have no idea how we made it back to the guesthouse. I just remember we were speaking English to each other even tho we are both native German speaker. And the hangover the next day... Well, it was a fun night! And I (hopefully) didn't do anything stupid.
 
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Anna Summer said:
2012 in Japan - club in roppongi with my best friend. She knew the barkeeper and he knew we are Germans. Germans can drink... I ended up having 1 cocktail, 3 tequila shots, 3 jägermeister shots, champagne and beer. I have no idea how we made it back to the guesthouse. I just remember we were speaking English to each other even tho we are both native German speaker. And the hangover the next day... Well, it was a fun night! And I (hopefully) didn't do anything stupid.
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When I drink with my German friends I would start speaking German and according to them I'm an Asian, speaking German that sounds like a Nazi with an American accent XD all hail alcohol
 
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MissInsomnia said:
I probably woke up between 6~9pm, took a shower, got made up and dressed up.. then went straight to the club. I don't recall eating anything beforehand..

Oh shit lmao
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Sigh, what do kids learn from school nowadays (or should I better say after-school). That's the most important lesson to learn. #2 would be @Anna Summer 's case to not mix too many different sorts of alcohol :D
And if you want to drink a lot, don't forget to have some non alcoholic stuff in between ;)
 
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RandomTokyoGuy said:
Sigh, what do kids learn from school nowadays (or should I better say after-school). That's the most important lesson to learn. #2 would be @Anna Summer 's case to not mix too many different sorts of alcohol :D
And if you want to drink a lot, don't forget to have some non alcoholic stuff in between ;)
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Well you are getting wiser with age :D I
Learned my lesson, that's for sure... And I think I only had alcohol that night... No water or so. Bad mistake it seems. Oops...

TheWhiteBear said:
When I drink with my German friends I would start speaking German and according to them I'm an Asian, speaking German that sounds like a Nazi with an American accent XD all hail alcohol
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THAT is indeed interesting. Did they teach you some German or why are you able to speak it? :)
I also tend to be better in Japanese while drunk... Or just more confident haha
 
When I worked in Korea a colleague from Romania brought back some palinka after a vacation. As he described it all the people in the village gathered plums and it was distilled into palinka and you got your share of the finished product equal to your contribution of plums.

Anyway, he shared some with me, from a recycled plastic soft drink bottle. How it stayed in the bottle without eating through the plastic I don't know. Would guess that anything over a week was well vintaged.

No idea of the proof, have to think it would be the same as drinking rocket fuel.

I have a reasonable tolerance for (good) alcohol, but 2 (large) glasses and I was quite wasted.

No ambition to try it again.
 
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Anna Summer said:
Well you are getting wiser with age :D I

THAT is indeed interesting. Did they teach you some German or why are you able to speak it? :)
I also tend to be better in Japanese while drunk... Or just more confident haha
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I major in German literature and culture, I've learn some weird German phrases from movies and friends.
untervögelt is my favorite German word and the first sentence I learned was das ist mir scheißegal haha XD
Great German friends I have
Also I'll be going to Jena for a year ;o
 
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drinking is the best thing ever, the more, the better... but not once in my life i was hungover...

handy quote: "i have only been drunk once in my life, from the spanish war to the new deal."

lemmy had a similar cure...
 
RandomTokyoGuy said:
Sigh, what do kids learn from school nowadays (or should I better say after-school). That's the most important lesson to learn. #2 would be @Anna Summer 's case to not mix too many different sorts of alcohol :D
And if you want to drink a lot, don't forget to have some non alcoholic stuff in between ;)
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Since the whole point of drinking is to get drunk, its better not to eat before -.-
 
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That would be the first time when i got drunk, threw up in a toilet and fell asleep on up for a few minutes before gotten waken up by someone. I consider it fallen asleep and not being passed out because it was quite easy for me to wake up again, a bit harder to get up again, lol.

I need to drink either a strong alcohol like Jack Daniels or about 4 Tequilla shots to get to the point that i thow up, so i've been keeping myself to drinking only quite low alcohol stuff for the last two years, also because its more nomi yasui, and i can still get drunk nicely but havent thrown up for long.

I have never had a hangover at all, just feel like i haven't really slept proper the next day. :)
 
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For me, not eating before helps to make it kick in fast and i like that.
By drinking low percentage alcohol i manage not to get too drunk.
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For some odd reason I get sick if I drink sweet alcohol beverages :(
My dad sends me alcohol all the times too, whenever I go back to Taiwan we are drinking buddies
 

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User#8628 said:
Since the whole point of drinking is to get drunk, its better not to eat before -.-
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I think we disagree here. It starts with me only drinking stuff I like, so one reason to drink is simply to enjoy the drink, especially in the right company. One could say the route is the goal, so why rush it, unless you have something to drink away.

And lastly as pointed out here
TheWhiteBear said:
There is a big difference between getting drunk and getting too drunk :(
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I prefer to get a little drunk or tipsy, however you call it. Just so that everything becomes a bit brighter, funnier, easier. But not really drunk to the degree that I do really regrettable things or don't remember anything. To throw up is also not part of my definition for fun.

But we all like different things :D
 
RandomTokyoGuy said:
I think we disagree here. It starts with me only drinking stuff I like, so one reason to drink is simply to enjoy the drink, especially in the right company. One could say the route is the goal, so why rush it, unless you have something to drink away.




I prefer to get a little drunk or tipsy, however you call it. Just so that everything becomes a bit brighter, funnier, easier. But not really drunk to the degree that I do really regrettable things or don't remember anything. To throw up is also not part of my definition for fun.

But we all like different things :D
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Me too, I never drink alone because it's no fun, I like to drink with good friends or family members where we could just have fun and be stupid :)
 
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RandomTokyoGuy said:
I think we disagree here. It starts with me only drinking stuff I like, so one reason to drink is simply to enjoy the drink, especially in the right company. One could say the route is the goal, so why rush it, unless you have something to drink away.

And lastly as pointed out here


I prefer to get a little drunk or tipsy, however you call it. Just so that everything becomes a bit brighter, funnier, easier. But not really drunk to the degree that I do really regrettable things or don't remember anything. To throw up is also not part of my definition for fun.

But we all like different things :D
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Mmm i would never drink alcohol for the taste, i hate all the stuff what burns, i only drink the stuff that tastes like pop anyway so i might as well just drink soft drinks.
 
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