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  1. AMcguyver

    Devirgination service

    Thank you @Alice for reminding me again why it’s dangerous to read TAG while drinking coffee. 😂 It really hurts when it comes out of your nose. 😉
  2. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    A 6-year-old little girl comes to a pet shop and asks in a childish voice: - Good mowning sir, do you sell wittle wabbits? - Why, of course, my princess! What color would like the rabbit? Black or white? - Actuwally, my python doesn't give a fuck what color his dinner is.
  3. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    Three mice are sitting at the bar, knocking down a few whiskys. They get to bragging and the first mouse says, "yeah they put rat poison out at my place; I've developed a tolerance to it, in fact I kind of like it now—I sprinkle it on my cereal in the mornings." The second mouse says, "Meh...
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    Good Adult Jokes

    The Priest and the Rabbi have a Saturday afternoon tee time. The Rabbi shows up at church, and sees the Priest still has a line for his confessional. "How hard can this be"? So he gets in the other confessional and starts taking care of business. A few Hail Mary's and Our Fathers later, he gets...
  5. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what...
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    A little old lady goes to her doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks her if she is having any problems. "Yes doctor I have a problem. I have to fart a lot. I fart all the time. Fortunately no one can hear them or smell them. In fact I have farted twice just since you came in. I bet you couldn't...
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    A guy goes to confession and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the "F" word. The priest says, "tell me about it, my son". The man says, I was on the first tee, and I shanked a shot wide left". The priest says, "oh, you must have said it then". The man...
  8. AMcguyver

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of...
  9. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    A couple was driving on a country road at night. The wife says, "Hey, there's a dead skunk in the middle of the road. Let's check it out." Husband says, "Sure." The wife discovers that the skunk is nearly frozen, but still alive. She asks the husband, "Can we take him and let him warm up while...
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  16. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    As I quickly slid my pointer finger slowly inside her damp hole, I could immediately feel her getting wetter and wetter. I then took my finger out and I could immediately see that she was going down on me. I then said to myself "I think that I really need to save up and buy a new boat."
  17. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    In a wealthy family, the butler asks the dad for a raise. The dad asks:"Why would I even give you a raise?" Butler: "There are two reasons. The first one is that someone said I'm a better cook than you" Dad: "Who said that?" Butler: "Your wife." Dad: "hmmm" Butler: "The second reason is that I...
  18. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    What do you call a pregnant air hostess? Pilot error.
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    Good Adult Jokes

    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep...
  20. AMcguyver

    Good Adult Jokes

    Husband: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." Wife: "Your dick is much bigger than your brother's."