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  1. ShowaJidai

    Good Adult Jokes

    Bob is on a business trip in Tokyo. His coworker, Tom, notices that he seems to be coming down with a cold. "Bob, here's what you do. When you get back to your hotel soak in a bath with some lemon and a little honey in it." The next morning Tom sees Bob - "So, did you try it?" Bob replies...
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    Good Adult Jokes

    Two women are talking, one of them complaining about the cold she has. The other says "Yeah, I had a bad cold last week. I found a way to get rid of it. I gave my husband a blow job, let him deep throat me, then swallowed the whole load. It cleared me right up." A week later they are talking...
  3. ShowaJidai

    Good Adult Jokes

    The way I heard this joke he was the coroner.
  4. ShowaJidai

    J-pop and English

    The J-pop band name Bump of Chicken always leaves a huge "WTF?" on my mind. I can't even process what they were intending with that.
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    where to go in tokyo.

    Did you bring your spoon?
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    Proper dress shoes

    I'm glad to hear that you like Hugo Boss too. Did you know that he designed the black uniforms for the Nazi SS?
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    Proper dress shoes

    If you knew my background IRL you would realize that I take this as high praise. And I am well remunerated for my background.
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    Proper dress shoes

    Who are you? Moby Dick? (you know who Moby Dick was? - the guy who had a burning desire to harpoon a white whale!)
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    Proper dress shoes

    Actually, there was a historic reason for pointy-toed shoes. They make is easier to get your foot in a stirrup when mounting a horse. Something I have no need for and I doubt that I've met anybody recently with that requirement.
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    Proper dress shoes

    Bingo! I know how to spit-shine them to look like black chrome from heel to toe.
  11. ShowaJidai

    Proper dress shoes

    google "leningrad cowboys image" - that's what I see.
  12. ShowaJidai

    Proper dress shoes

    I have pretty much given up on finding a pair of proper oxfords with a leather sole - even my old go-to Cole-Haan model has been changed to a synthetic sole.
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    Proper dress shoes

    What is with the recent fashion for elongated, pointy-toed dress shoes with suits? Is this just, or mainly, a Japan or Asian thing? Or is this common in either the US or western Europe? Maybe i'm just having a "get off my lawn" moment - which wouldn't be unusual. But what is the general...
  14. ShowaJidai

    So how did TAG get started?

    I sometimes wonder what percent of guys want a BJ because they love the sensation and what percent want a BJ because they just want to spend some time with a woman without having to listen to her talking?
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    So how did TAG get started?

    ...bullies, fools, and frauds, mostly...
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    G**D***ed Springtime

    Well, spring seems to have finally sprung and my libido is doing its annual shift into hyperdrive. Where every female form in eyeshot seems to be mentally highlighted in neon colors. And my effing life is just too effing busy. New position at work, kids, outside commitments. And my main...
  17. ShowaJidai

    "How can I get into porn in Japan?"

    Mr. Karankarn, paging Mr.Karankarn to the white phone...
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    I’m lovin’ it

    And people seem to think that the world is more liberal-minded than it was before. I remember a guy in my high school who often wore a t-shirt with the phrase "I gagged Linda Lovelace" - and that was over 40 years ago.
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    The Failure of the Year

    One of us has been using the other one's playbook. And if I happen to have more on me than I am willing to burn I take the overage out of my wallet and put it in my bag or any other place so I can show an empty wallet when my limit has been reached.
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    The Failure of the Year

    I have had similar experiences in a few different flavors. It's pretty difficult for me to go for the up-sell as I've been burned that way more than too many times. Even being able to speak Chinese at some level doesn't get around the initial "mis-communication" since that's part of the game...