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  1. hardharry

    Local sex games, what did you do as a kid?

    :LOL: I thought "Spotted dick" was a dessert. Since when did it become breakfast food?
  2. hardharry

    Local sex games, what did you do as a kid?

    :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL: Requiemmorrow, I can't tell you how shocked, SHOCKED I tell you I am by this story. Nowhere did I once see you ask for or receive consent from that poor rabbit. I don't care that you were underaged at the time. This was rape plain and simple and in today's very PC world...
  3. hardharry

    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    You've a sick depraved sense of humor Sudsy...and I love it
  4. hardharry

    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    Now this is a dad joke What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra
  5. hardharry

    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    This isn't a dad.joke.so much as it is an example of a quick and naughty wit. Years ago the actress Joan Collins was smoking a cigarette during an interview. The reporter said "Joan, I thought you quit?" To which Collins replied "I only smoke a cigarette after sex darling." To which the cunning...
  6. hardharry

    Embarrassing/Funny moments before, during or after sex.

    Lol. Yes, I did. But this time we both went off property and got a room at the competition.
  7. hardharry

    Embarrassing/Funny moments before, during or after sex.

    I was working at a resort in St Lucia. The entertainment manager told me she'd be on a break and if I hauled my ass over to her room we could have a quicky. I told my office I was going on a break and I raced down to her room. We wasted no time, the minute I got inside my trousers were around...
  8. hardharry

    Valentine Close Call?

    ROFL Dun! Dun! Duuuuunn! The moment your balls shrivel to the size of chick peas. Still your story has touched me way down and I cannot let you face this alone. From now on I volunteer my services to keep your videos safe from prying eyes. Ahem, of course I might look at them once in a...
  9. hardharry

    Valentine Close Call?

    So, I'm talking with a friend and he says "My wife ate the Valentine Chocolate my girlfriend gave to me." Naturally my next question was "Did your wife know?" He gives a wry grin "Of course not. Otherwise they'd still be pulling chocolate wrappers from my ass. Luckily she found them the...
  10. hardharry

    Who Are Your Favorite Tag Posters And Why?

    Sorry my post was not very clear. I called JC Harry Potter because of his never ending battle versus the person who I believe is "He who must not be named." I too shall not name him for fear that he shall unleash his ungodly wrath upon me, but throw me a bone "If he who shall not be named" is...
  11. hardharry

    "nothing To Fear Except Fear Itself"

    Lets face it, fear sells. Newspapers, cable news and politicians sell us fear and like herd animals we behave in predictable ways. Like Thomas Jeferson said "When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." I sincerly hope we...
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    Who Are Your Favorite Tag Posters And Why?

    Although Roots had set up a seperate thread to give a big tbanks to tbe TAG team (no pun intended) I must agree with Kegger and say Meiji and TAG mgr do a great job keeping everything sane and blessing us with their wisdom.
  13. hardharry

    Who Are Your Favorite Tag Posters And Why?

    Man seriously how to choose. In no specific order Ww the Gandalf of Tag. Roots - Tags Yoda. Sudsy - cause he keeps it real. The indomitable John Chavers - the Harry Potter of Tag (if my assumption is correct about who Roots calls "he who shall not be named") but on a serious note I don't know...
  14. hardharry

    Do You Miss High School?

    "Luther: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food and high fences not to mention sex. The sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want." And that went double for me since my HS was an all boys
  15. hardharry

    Cheating

    Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. ---Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. ---Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but...
  16. hardharry

    Best / Worst Advice From Tag

    I 've learned that its best never to scream obscenities in tbe street at passive agressive Japanese women;).
  17. hardharry

    "hello Sex" With Maria Ozawa? How Much Would You Pay?

    She reminds me of Montana Fishburne, Lawrence Fishburne's daughter. Not that I think they look alike only that they both saw porn as a way to achieving stardom. Don't get me wrong I don't see anything wrong with being an AV actress, but Maria has said bluntly in interviews that she'd do...
  18. hardharry

    Horror Movie Favorites?

    Sam Raimi's Evil Dead I & II, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) are a few of my favs no ones mentioned yet. "Mama" wasn't bad either.
  19. hardharry

    Would You Date A Stripper, Escort, Or Hostess?

    LOL You're welcome. On a serious note though that is a great question. Many, many moons ago I did date a girl who, to pay for school, worked for a massage parlor that gave Happy Endings. I was cool with it, but she told me the guy she had been dating before broke up with her because she wouldn't...
  20. hardharry

    Would You Date A Stripper, Escort, Or Hostess?

    Providing that escort was Alice:p, then that's a big 10 - 4. Unfortunately I don't think she'd go in for a pudgy, middle aged, slightly run down guy with a receding hair line that is quickly turning grey:( LMAO