Average age on this forum

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Random Chit-Chat' started by Danbo, Jun 20, 2020.

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  1. 18-20

    1 vote(s)
    1.2%
  2. 21-30

    14 vote(s)
    16.3%
  3. 31-40

    35 vote(s)
    40.7%
  4. 41-50

    16 vote(s)
    18.6%
  5. 51-60

    13 vote(s)
    15.1%
  6. 60+

    7 vote(s)
    8.1%
  1. Danbo

    Danbo TAG Member

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    Have been following and posting on this forum for quite some time and i was always kinda curious about the the members here. Good thing about polls is that nobody has to give a super specific answer and everything stays kinda anonymous.
    How old are you?
     
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  2. Keihan Chikan

    Keihan Chikan Teacher Of The Year

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    Some of those preliminary results are about what I'd expected for TAG. Just a thought, and assuming more members are going to respond, it might been interesting to play with the age ranges. I probably would've done something like 18-21, 22-26, 27-32, 33-40, and then after that point just go with decades. Of course, I'm just basing that loosely on my life experience but I do think those brackets might more accurately represent the usual stages of life for the common lecherous pervert.

    For me, at least, 18-21 was university days and I was rabidly horny, broke and having drunken sex with anyone and anything willing. I'd never even considered P4P. The 22-26 years were my early career years and I was in Japan, and while I had a little more money I still never really considered P4P and couldn't have dropped 50k every Saturday just to get my rocks off. I was still in post-college-party phase and doing the drunken hook-up thing with co-workers, ex-students and random konpa bimbos. I think for most males, that 27-32 phase is where the P4P exploration sets in, as most of us who are set on marriage end up hitched during those years, and then come the fucking kids and the end of spousal sex (or you're just plain bored with it) and then that evil soapland seedling begins to take root. And then that 33-40 bracket is where you're really ticking off your P4P wishlist. You're established in your career and have decent money coming in and a secret cash stash in a coat pocket with a few grand, so every time you've about had it with your shithead kids or bitch wife you just peel off four or five bills, get on LINE to make a reservation at your new favorite shop and then tell the other half you got called into work on the weekend.

    After 40 it's really not that hard to imagine. You've become a master of P4P, know exactly what you like and have the money to make it happen. You stick your penis in girls (or boys, if that's your thing) barely older than your own kids and that only makes it all the more satisfying. You've officially attained the status of "Genuine Piece of Shit," and you love it.

    And just to illustrate how flawed and stunted I am, I'm knocking on the door of that age group and yet I find myself increasingly appreciative of the same simple pleasures I had at age14 and before I'd even touched my first vagina--jerking off at my home office desk with an ice cold beer and maybe some pistachio nuts and hoping my other half doesn't come back from the gym early.
     
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    Tabanico TAG Member

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    I feel like that post ought to be pinned somewhere. I mean it's not exactly a mission statement... But... Remarkably accurate. Maybe p4p is just a basic human instinct.

    (I'm 44 btw.)
     
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  4. Simonka

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    I’m turning 30 this year but my soapland age is 22.
     
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    sunshine2k5 TAG Member

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    Get the spirit^_^
     
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  6. Yanchan

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    I discovered P4P really late in my life, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised as I've always been a late bloomer.
    My body may have aged, but my mind is still that of a raging teenager :)

    PS: I'm also in the 40+ group.
     
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  7. sunshine2k5

    sunshine2k5 TAG Member

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    For men, 20-30 is too young, my experience.
    Personally, I'm only a little more enlightened after 35.
     
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    I turn 52 this year but my Soapland age is 28. :p

    (Edit: meant to quote simonka for context)
     
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  9. Simonka

    SimonkaSimonka is a Verified Member Independent European Companion

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    :ROFLMAO:
    I thought you were in your forties, you look great!
     
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  10. Sudsy

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    The age for this forum is generally quite simply explained:

    "Old enough to know better, but does these things anyhow." :)
     
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    Great depiction.
    But I am surprised you didn’t mention Miran.
    What’s happening?
     
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  12. MikeH

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    Nope, that's no way for a lady to talk. Rather you are turning 22 this year for the ninth time.
     
  13. Frenchy

    FrenchyFrenchy is a Verified Member Peace, Love and Camembert

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    which means we are still young at heart! Yippee!
     
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  14. Simonka

    SimonkaSimonka is a Verified Member Independent European Companion

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    I still have the sense of humor of a 12 year old tho.. :(
     
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    Beats mine by around seven years then.
     
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    I'm trying very, very hard to practice discipline during this pandemic, because I know once it's over and I'm able to fly back to Japan for a vacation, I'm going to step off that plane at Narita high as fuck off Zzz-quil, airplane Kirin cans and as many doses of covid vaccine as they'll give me, and then I'll end up following my dick somewhere I definitely shouldn't. I just hope her shop has moved away from Kanda by that time so when I finally arrive at my hotel around 11pm it'll be too late to jump on a train and try drunkenly acting out some Pornhub fantasy.
     
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    I’m old enough to remember you have to leave the TV on channel 3 to play video games
     
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  18. Frenchy

    FrenchyFrenchy is a Verified Member Peace, Love and Camembert

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    Well you do seem to enjoy Dads jokes , so trusting you on that :)
     
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    I'm 31 but feel like I'm 45. Getting married and living that salaryman life must just be a recipe for premature aging.
     
  20. Frenchy

    FrenchyFrenchy is a Verified Member Peace, Love and Camembert

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    Yes, it is. But then thats where P4P has anti-aging virtues :)
     
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    Keihan Chikan Teacher Of The Year

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    Doing the Osaka 9-5 (actually 8-4) thing for so many years took years off my life and cause me multiple health issues, and I was only in my mid-late 20s. It's the sheer monotony of that kind of life that kills you.
     
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    My guess would have been that it's the sheer amount of various forms of alcohol you proudly consumed, but what do I know:D
     
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    Keihan Chikan Teacher Of The Year

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    If you're going to get technical, then yeah...the root cause of most of my health problems was an exorbitant amount of alcohol. I think at the worst point my nightly nighcap drinking, not including what I was drinking at the tachinomi or on the train platform with the boys after work, I was probably putting away three or four Asahi tall boys, at least half a 750ml bottle of Cutty Sark or Johnny Black from the wholesale warehouse next to the station and then an entire bottle of Satsuma Shiranami from Family Mart, everything on the rocks. But to be fair, I still like to blame most of that on extremely low imported liquor prices in Japan and the mind-numbing boredom and pent-up rage from being an eikaiwa slave.

    I still have pictures of my old shithole corporate 1K 8-jo apartment, with the mini-fridge and dinner table covered in liquor bottles. Was a miserable time of my life but do it just for the nostalgia.
     
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    Pong by chance???
     
  25. Frenchy

    FrenchyFrenchy is a Verified Member Peace, Love and Camembert

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    i remember fondly the cowboys shooting game on Philips Videopac. and space invader on Texas Instruments (or Commodore 64). Yes, Im that old :(
     
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