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Good night everyone,

Today i wanted to talk about an issue of mine, which whenever i try to mention it with people gets me accused of humblebragging, hopefully someone here knows how dire it is.
Basically it's the title, and it's even worse in Japan. What to do and how to choose when most people seem unable to suck on it without biting it off once it reaches full mast and can't take it much better in other places?

Also, how high does one with girth issues have to go in the cup pyramid to get a satisfying paizuri? Experience now shows that the higher you go in the letters, the more at risk of it just a matter of overweight partner.

Kind regards,

Yours truly,

Barro
 
Barro27 said:
Good night everyone,

Today i wanted to talk about an issue of mine, which whenever i try to mention it with people gets me accused of humblebragging, hopefully someone here knows how dire it is.
Basically it's the title, and it's even worse in Japan. What to do and how to choose when most people seem unable to suck on it without biting it off once it reaches full mast and can't take it much better in other places?

Also, how high does one with girth issues have to go in the cup pyramid to get a satisfying paizuri? Experience now shows that the higher you go in the letters, the more at risk of it just a matter of overweight partner.

Kind regards,

Yours truly,

Barro
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When it comes to the first question @requiemmorrow is your man 😅

When it comes to paizuri it is tricky to find girls in Japan who are really good at it. Like you said probability is high that girls with a big chest weigh a few pounds more....not that many providers available with cup size H+ that are still slim. You can't have everything...
 
Barro27 said:
Today i wanted to talk about an issue of mine, which whenever i try to mention it with people gets me accused of humblebragging, hopefully someone here knows how dire it is.
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If you spend enough time in Japan, you realize that calling your dick big is quite humble and definitely NOT a brag. The issue gets big enough you begin to say a phrase no man on earth should ever have to say—but alas it will be said:

I WISH MY DICK WAS SMALLER. 😭

Barro27 said:
What to do and how to choose when most people seem unable to suck on it without biting it off once it reaches full mast and can't take it much better in other places?
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There is nothing to do. There is no “choose.” Every girl is a massive gamble, more massive than that intercontinental ballistic missile hanging off your pelvis. Some girls might think they are saving the world by pencil sharpening your wang.

Fuck at your own risk.

Danbo said:
When it comes to paizuri it is tricky to find girls in Japan who are really good at it. Like you said probability is high that girls with a big chest weigh a few pounds more....not that many providers available with cup size H+ that are still slim. You can't have everything...
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If you want good paizuri, ask God to kill you and reincarnate you with a vienna sausage, for which then you will be able to enjoy the best variety of cup letters.

Best of luck, my long lost hung brother.
 
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Fortunately for me I do not have this problem. I have met a number of ladies , who is willing and possibly capable of handling those big ones. You probably will have more success with those who has more experience in the industry. I don't mean old ladies, I mean those who have been in the industry for a while. Even if they cannot take you all the way they will hopefully know how to still satisfy you. The best is of course to find the one that really can and willing to take you in. The problem is the external appearance has got nothing to do with how much they can take it in. Once you found those, stick with them, and possibly share them on TAG.

My best bet for you is to read reviews by @requiemmorrow and @Cinnabums . I mentioned these two members in particular because I have personally seen their problem.
 
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Barro27 said:
Also, how high does one with girth issues have to go in the cup pyramid to get a satisfying paizuri?
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It is not enough for the girl to have massive boobs, they also need to be soft so your best bet is to find those girls with extra meat on them.

And if you think tit fuck is difficult to get then try to be a fan of butt sex.
 
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Thank the Elder Gods in my situation it’s usually “is it in yet?” and given my ability to make any woman (whom I pay) orgasm multiple times in 3 minutes, I love Japan.

I wish I could say I feel sorry for you but the truth is…nope.
 
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If you have big dick, blowjobs aren't that great anyway.
Do you know about sumata? The girl holds your dick against her pussy with her hand and rubs against it. Size doesn't really matter, in fact bigger is better, and it can be the best sex you've had.
 
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This is an interesting problem that I'll never have to worry about haha
 
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MikeH said:
Guys being humble, we know that the lower limit of being allowed to write to TAG is 20 cm.
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What’s that in freedom units?
 
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I would suggest giving up on the boob jobs. If it's your deep fetish then get yourself a nice fluffy girl and try sitting in a chair while she tries. The height and angle matter a lot. I used to think it would be amazing, but then after some lucky finds (those rare g or h cup girls) and some enthusiastic girlfriends, I realized that for me the look of it was amazing but that hands or a mouth just felt so much better.

For having fun down there, it's all about foreplay and prepping the situation. Most girls would not be happy to get stretched wide when not loosened up. Lots of licking, get the fingers involved. Your goal is to get her real turned on and also be massaging the entrance open more. Practice a bunch. Get tips from guys you trust or some pro girls. I had a male escort teach me and it's honestly hard to explain via text how to get a girl's garage ready to park a humvee. But it can be done. Same goes for anal play. I used to think I would never get to try due to size issues but with the right conditions and training you would be surprised what can work XD
 
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requiemmorrow said:
If you spend enough time in Japan, you realize that calling your dick big is quite humble and definitely NOT a brag. The issue gets big enough you begin to say a phrase no man on earth should ever have to say—but alas it will be said:

I WISH MY DICK WAS SMALLER. 😭


There is nothing to do. There is no “choose.” Every girl is a massive gamble, more massive than that intercontinental ballistic missile hanging off your pelvis. Some girls might think they are saving the world by pencil sharpening your wang.

Fuck at your own risk.


If you want good paizuri, ask God to kill you and reincarnate you with a vienna sausage, for which then you will be able to enjoy the best variety of cup letters.

Best of luck, my long lost hung brother.
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I would thank you for imparting your wisdom upon me, but wisdom reminds me of teeth and i've had my fill of them now.

MikeH said:
Guys being humble, we know that the lower limit of being allowed to write to TAG is 20 cm.
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I'm not that much above average lengthwise at 17cm and some change, but it's a girth issue in my case. Probably made worse by my status as an extreme case of grower rather than shower. Had a girl laugh at it and call it cute only for her to proceed to say "no, that won't be possible" when it reached its peak.

MikeH said:
It is not enough for the girl to have massive boobs, they also need to be soft so your best bet is to find those girls with extra meat on them.

And if you think tit fuck is difficult to get then try to be a fan of butt sex.
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Taking notes, sorry for your loss by the way.

jackoffinthebox said:
I would suggest giving up on the boob jobs. If it's your deep fetish then get yourself a nice fluffy girl and try sitting in a chair while she tries. The height and angle matter a lot. I used to think it would be amazing, but then after some lucky finds (those rare g or h cup girls) and some enthusiastic girlfriends, I realized that for me the look of it was amazing but that hands or a mouth just felt so much better.

For having fun down there, it's all about foreplay and prepping the situation. Most girls would not be happy to get stretched wide when not loosened up. Lots of licking, get the fingers involved. Your goal is to get her real turned on and also be massaging the entrance open more. Practice a bunch. Get tips from guys you trust or some pro girls. I had a male escort teach me and it's honestly hard to explain via text how to get a girl's garage ready to park a humvee. But it can be done. Same goes for anal play. I used to think I would never get to try due to size issues but with the right conditions and training you would be surprised what can work XD
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Time to hit the books then. Gooning is harder than i thought it would be. Thanks for the advice!

psd said:
If you have big dick, blowjobs aren't that great anyway.
Do you know about sumata? The girl holds your dick against her pussy with her hand and rubs against it. Size doesn't really matter, in fact bigger is better, and it can be the best sex you've had.
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Might try, although the last one was out of shape enough that she didn't manage it. Are there positive predictive factors of skill with this technique?
 
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Barro27 said:
Good night everyone,

Today i wanted to talk about an issue of mine, which whenever i try to mention it with people gets me accused of humblebragging, hopefully someone here knows how dire it is.
Basically it's the title, and it's even worse in Japan. What to do and how to choose when most people seem unable to suck on it without biting it off once it reaches full mast and can't take it much better in other places?

Also, how high does one with girth issues have to go in the cup pyramid to get a satisfying paizuri? Experience now shows that the higher you go in the letters, the more at risk of it just a matter of overweight partner.

Kind regards,

Yours truly,

Barro
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YMMV but here's my experience:
Went to Health, girl is young, 23-24yo, on the plump side but with muscles (she does swimming, volleyball etc.)

We went to hotel, stripped and she said that I was very big (I'm normal, for whatever it means)
After shower, we make out, lick bodies everywhere, 69, sumata, you can imagine the rest.
At one point I asked about FS and the girl said it would never fit in.
It did.
In subsequent visits there was this feeling of ”stop foolin around and put it in”.

Note: I speak perfect Japanese and got to talk a lot with the girl, teased her and made her want to.

Be careful, don't push, bide your time.
If you don't see an eager affirmation, then it means NO.
Cues are different, less clear.
 
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I'd have to agree with some people that YMMV.

I was often complimented on my size by pros and non-pros, and it has never been a concerning issue for me in my experience. I may not be Tommy Lee, but I'll take these ladies' word for how big I am lol. In my personal experience, my size has pretty much given all my partners the motivation and curiosity to enjoy it even more. I've had experiences where the moment they see it, they just want to sink their mouths into it. If some ladies can't take it, I'll just let them spit on it and just like it all over as they stroke it. Some like to rub their faces all over it as they lick it, and if the girl is pretty, it makes it even more enjoyable (but don't forget to tell them you're cumming, but my advice is don't lol).

My size really turns on my wife and whenever I have her wear micro bikinis, it gets me even harder to the point we have trouble sticking it in, but the funny thing is, that very notion just turns her on even more (my wife can be very horny with the right motivation). But lotion has always helped with that. With paizuri, I have women keep bras or bikini tops on but still expose their breasts. The cloth/string helps prevent it from slipping out. You'll figure it out with the right woman (whether pro or not), and it'll be even more valuable.

All in all, let the ladies enjoy it first (study what turns them on and what they like) and the rest will follow.
 
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Also, when a woman tells you how big it is, tell them it’s because you can’t resist how cute they are. If you say “Kimi wa kawaii dakara” as a response, they really love it.
 
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