Bringing Hookers To Your Apartment

[MossBoss]

What are the pros and cons of bringing escorts to your apartment when the wife is out of town?

Kindest Regards.

MossBoss

 

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Your wife could find a hair that's not hers in the house (on the bed for example). She may smell the pillows and sheets of her perfume. Maybe some jewelry could go missing.

 

[Desktop]

Your neighbor might see you
She might come home early
An earring, piece of jewelry, or clothes might fall off.
If you can pay for her, pay for a hotel.
The hair thing is truly the biggest risk.

 

[SpookySmoothie]

They might fold your toilet paper and leave a sure sign that a woman has used the bathroom so if you have a wife coming back the same day you probably want to rip off the piece of folded paper. They might steal from you, They might sell you out and try to bribe you, Wives have a radar like predator she'll probably see the escorts scent everywhere.

Surely a hotel makes more sense.

 

[MacMackerson]

Pros: less expensive, more naughty
Cons: listed above haha

 

[John Chavers]

Biggest con: violating the sanctity of home from p4p. Don't do it.

 

[Wwanderer]

It is not asking for trouble; it is chasing trouble down the street and trying to forcibly drag it into your life.

-Ww

 

[Violet X Rose]

From the escort side: the only pro in going to a private home is not having to be scrutinised by nosy hotel staff, but most of us get over that worry very quickly in this work. And hotel staff know it all. Some are even polite to us.
The con for me is: I actually don't particularly relish thinking about you cheating on your wife with me. I'd prefer not to think of her at all, let alone find out we use the same moisturiser or something.
And of course, there's no-one to hear me screaming (or no-one who will call security, anyway) if you turn out to be a murderer or rapist. But that's why we screen our clients (or try to) and take calculated risks in our work.

Pretty unpleasant to find out how many of you think that escorts are likely to steal from your homes.

 

[TAG Manager]

Pretty unpleasant to find out how many of you think that escorts are likely to steal from your homes.

While not common at all, a few bad apples or bad stories tend to taint the water.

To be honest, I've heard more stories about clients stealing from the escort. But, do you hear about it? No.

 

[Wwanderer]

The con for me is: I actually don't particularly relish thinking about you cheating on your wife with me. I'd prefer not to think of her at all, let alone find out we use the same moisturiser or something.

Interesting.

Many years back when I was in the midst of a many year long extramarital relationship, I brought my then lover/mistress to my home while my wife was out of town...not for sex or even to spend time together but just because she was curious to see what it looked like, to get a better sense of that part of my life I guess. We spent maybe 10-15 minutes in the house, and she just looked around a bit...never or barely touched anything even. Sometime afterwards she told me that she was sorry that we did it because it made my wife seem more real and like a specific person to her, rather than just an abstraction. It made her feel more guilty about the situation. Perhaps similar to what you mean, @Violet X Rose?

-Ww

 

[Wwanderer]

there's no-one to hear me screaming (or no-one who will call security, anyway) if you turn out to be a murderer or rapist.

Pretty unpleasant to find out how many of you think that escorts are likely to steal from your homes.

Uh...yeah, though also pretty unpleasant to find out how many of you think your clients might be murderers or rapists!

Sadly of course, both things do happen, and we all need to be prudent and sensible about such risks.

Btw, in the US it is not so uncommon for guys to be assaulted and robbed in the process of trying to see an escort, not typically by the escort herself but rather by her confederates (2 or 3 armed tough guys, for example). There is reluctance for the guy to call the police when this happens because he was, of course, committing a crime by trying to buy sex and, even aside from legal issues, probably wants to keep his mongering secret from his wife, friends, employer etc. I think it has become considerably less common since the advent of online p4p forums where a guy who got assaulted and/or robbed can at least post a warning to others.

-Ww

 

[Kegger]

For me the biggest worry would be noise.
I used to live in an apartment where the guy upstairs had a very loud partner. It got so noisy I'd go out on the balcony when they were done and give them a round of applause.
After about the 3rd time they realized whom I was cheering.

Gotta keep the "wa" in the apartment block.
Too noisy and it's gonna get back to the wife.

 

[RandomTokyoGuy]

Pretty unpleasant to find out how many of you think that escorts are likely to steal from your homes.

I guess that's not the primary risk when inviting someone in your wife's bed and certainly the risk greatly vanishes with the price tag and the reputation.

Could a more anonymous lady on a visiting mission to make money working on more moderate rates be tempted by some shiny things? Maybe, but I wouldn't assume it. Still with the dire consequences such a loss would have, better avoid any possibility at all.

That being said, while I don't invite providers to my home, even thought there is no wife, I always make sure to never leave a provider alone with my valuables. It's not really that I expect them to steal, but I want to avoid situations, where I wonder if something is missing. I usually have a very clear idea on how much money I carry with me, but sometimes I forget some expense (or forget that my watch got left home in the morning etc....).
I know my mind doesn't necessarily work rational, if I miss something important, like my cellphone, so eliminating one even unlikely option helps immensely.

 

[meiji]

It's a really bad idea for any number of reasons. It's not just being discovered, it's fear of being discovered. You play with this lady at home and even if things go off without a hitch, you'll be wondering for a while whether you'll get found out. Or you'll feel guilty for playing at home.

The good thing about separating your real life and your play life as much as possible is peace of mind. If you can afford the 2 or more man to play, spring for the extra dough for a love hotel.

 

[Curacao]

Stupidly I have ordered escorts to my home several times.

The obvious problem for me is the neighbors, who I am pretty sure can hear everything especially a car turning up at 1am and the tell-tale click clack of high heels on the steps outside.

Apart from that I noticed lipstick on a wine glass right under my wife's nose; and on one occasion a new half escort stoke a very expensive item from me. I emailed the agency afterwards and suggested that she must have accidentally picked it up and managed to get it back but holy shit that wasnot an experience iI would like to repeat.

 

[TAG Manager]

I don't even bring girlfriends to my place. Since being in Japan, I feel like my home is more sacred and unless I'm marrying the person I'm seeing, they'll never set foot in my place much less know where it's at. (Rude? Paranoid? Maybe.... but I do live in very Japanese neighborhood and neighbors talk...those nosy nosy people!)

Dinner Out/Whatever > Karaoke/Movie/Whatever > LH > [See you again!] > Home

I don't even suggest going to her place, it just feels more sane to use a LH.

 

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Apart from that I noticed lipstick on a wine glass right under my wife's nose; and on one occasion a new half escort stoke a very expensive item...

Lipstick on the glass, new half; you'd better not ever rob a bank! Ha ha.

 

[Curacao]

Better not rob a bank... I don't understand this phrase!

 

[Solong]

Your wife could find a hair that's not hers in the house (on the bed for example). She may smell the pillows and sheets of her perfume. Maybe some jewelry could go missing.

Agree. Women can have heightened abilities to sense when other women have been around. Even if she doesn't find any physical evidence initially, but just being suspicious because of the guy's change in facial expressions or tone of voice. Then that initiates her to start digging around looking for something. Prostitutes in the house, makes finding something way more likely.

Even if a guy thinks he has cleaned up well, it only takes missing the smallest thing. Lipstick on cigarette butts, hair clip, hair band, hair near the toilet, hair blown by heater or air conditioner to some odd place, comb, misplaced lighter, forgotten ring, piece of a painted or broken nail, forgotten phone battery, phone charger or plug, pen, business card or unknown dropped card, vaginal/sex smell, etc... Shit like your neighbor (even young or old) just straight up rats you out to your wife, or your wife comes back home unexpectedly (forgotten phone charger, work CD, got off early), etc...

Smarter is making it harder for her to catch you or suspect, not easier.

 

[FanBoy74]

My wife is fairly conservative so with us it normally mish in the bedroom... On this occasion she was out of town for a couple of days.

Pros: Was all over the house, a nice good romp

Cons: Had to clean the house not once but twice

 

[john.smith]

I would say, don't shit where you eat.

Interesting.

Many years back when I was in the midst of a many year long extramarital relationship, I brought my then lover/mistress to my home while my wife was out of town...not for sex or even to spend time together but just because she was curious to see what it looked like, to get a better sense of that part of my life I guess. We spent maybe 10-15 minutes in the house, and she just looked around a bit...never or barely touched anything even. Sometime afterwards she told me that she was sorry that we did it because it made my wife seem more real and like a specific person to her, rather than just an abstraction. It made her feel more guilty about the situation. Perhaps similar to what you mean, @Violet X Rose?

-Ww

You should have referred her to the movie "Analyze This" to make her less guilty:

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

 

[TokyoJoeblow]

Your neighbor might see you
She might come home early
An earring, piece of jewelry, or clothes might fall off.
If you can pay for her, pay for a hotel.
The hair thing is truly the biggest risk.

The hair? I would bank my money on the smell of the woman's make up, perfumes, lotions, creams...and the smell of sex as well.

 

[Desktop]

If she's on vacation & out of town the smells can go away by the time she comes back. (Open the windows & put your sheets outside etc)
I personally find a woman's hair to always showing up in various places after they leave especially after sex.
Just my personal experience & I think women know their own hair.

 

[TokyoJoeblow]

If she's on vacation & out of town the smells can go away by the time she comes back. (Open the windows & put your sheets outside etc)
I personally find a woman's hair to always showing up in various places after they leave especially after sex.
Just my personal experience & I think women know their own hair.

Lucky for some guys...my wife never goes out of town. It has to be me that does.

 

[Solong]

If she's on vacation & out of town the smells can go away by the time she comes back. (Open the windows & put your sheets outside etc)
I personally find a woman's hair to always showing up in various places after they leave especially after sex.
Just my personal experience & I think women know their own hair.

Totally agree. I'm amazed how hair gets everywhere. Last year, had a blonde German girlfriend who was in Japan for vacation, and stayed at my apartment for 2 weeks straight. After the German girl left, I started to invite my Japanese lady friends over again. Thought I had cleaned the apartment from top to bottom.

Literally, a month afterwards, I still managed to find blonde hair in weird places. The funniest was a sweater of mine. Somehow a blonde hair got caught in it and on the back of it. My Japanese lady friend who spent the night over my apartment was kind of enough to pull the long strand of hair off and put it into my hand. As I tried to lie my way out of embarrassment, she put her finger on my lips to silence me and told me not to worry about it. She didn't bother me about it, but I can only imagine what a wife would do. I would definitely have trouble sleeping at night, especially knowing there are knives and scissors in the place.