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Today was an extremely upsetting day of fuzoku for me.
For starters, a cute little spinner I originally booked and built up a week’s worth of semen for suddenly cancelled last minute today. Unfazed, I tried to get another girl from the same shop, and she also oyasumi’d so I was running out of options.
I decided to call a delivery health afterwards that has been super friendly with foreigners so it’s possible some of you have used it, and ordered up a pop-idol princess. It’s been a while so I’m a little nervous, but girl arrives.
Beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. And yet as soon as she sees me she instantly hides her face behind her hair as she walks in making a cold expression. Fuck…not good.
I try to shake it off and invite her to sit down. She sits conspicuously facing away from me, and asks me to remove my glasses (yes I wear glasses so not only am I hideous but I’m also practically blind without coke bottle lenses resting on my nasal ridge.)
I remove my glasses. Can’t see shit. So I ask politely why and the conversation goes like this:
Me: Is everything okay?
Her: I’ve been in this business awhile, so I know guys like you have a camera installed in your glasses.
Me: …wha?
Her: Don’t try to tell me otherwise because EVERYONE says the same thing.
Me: O-o-okay..?
Her: Also, I need to know where your cellphone is and am going to cover all of your devices with a cloth.
Me: …okay, but I can’t see without my glasses.
Her: Sorry, you’re going to have to keep them off.
At this point I’m feeling a little irritated. Gorgeous girl that I will be completely unable to see, and with her suspicions so damn high there was no way I was going to have a good time with her.
I ask her if I can call the shop, so I do. The tencho answers and I explain what the hell is the point if I can’t see her. As he has done great business with me for some time now he apologizes and offers to exchange her with someone else available along with a ¥5,000 discount, and I bitterly agree to it. He said he will fire the girl too because she is unreliable, but I somehow doubt that and he was just giving me lip service.
Edit: To be fair, it’s safe to say she is traumatized. I get it. But my issue is “why am I paying for a service wherein trauma takes away the purpose of the service?” I owe this girl nothing at this point, and my blood starts to boil.
Girl immediately gets up and walks out the door as soon as the call is over. No moushiwake nai, no sumimasen, not a fucking word. I was fucking floored.
Some half hour later another girl arrives and conducts service well, but I was in such a horrible mood at that point I couldn’t enjoy it. I felt wronged. Accused of a crime I didn’t commit, and moreso have absolutely no fucking interest whatsoever in recording. What a fucking loss, and moreso so offputting I might never go back to that shop again.
Anyway, consider this a warning: Thanks to creepy motherfuckers out there who don’t understand “no,” it has become harder to get a good and honest service.
That and a question: How the fuck do you install a hidden camera on eyeglasses? Fucking world…
For starters, a cute little spinner I originally booked and built up a week’s worth of semen for suddenly cancelled last minute today. Unfazed, I tried to get another girl from the same shop, and she also oyasumi’d so I was running out of options.
I decided to call a delivery health afterwards that has been super friendly with foreigners so it’s possible some of you have used it, and ordered up a pop-idol princess. It’s been a while so I’m a little nervous, but girl arrives.
Beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. And yet as soon as she sees me she instantly hides her face behind her hair as she walks in making a cold expression. Fuck…not good.
I try to shake it off and invite her to sit down. She sits conspicuously facing away from me, and asks me to remove my glasses (yes I wear glasses so not only am I hideous but I’m also practically blind without coke bottle lenses resting on my nasal ridge.)
I remove my glasses. Can’t see shit. So I ask politely why and the conversation goes like this:
Me: Is everything okay?
Her: I’ve been in this business awhile, so I know guys like you have a camera installed in your glasses.
Me: …wha?
Her: Don’t try to tell me otherwise because EVERYONE says the same thing.
Me: O-o-okay..?
Her: Also, I need to know where your cellphone is and am going to cover all of your devices with a cloth.
Me: …okay, but I can’t see without my glasses.
Her: Sorry, you’re going to have to keep them off.
At this point I’m feeling a little irritated. Gorgeous girl that I will be completely unable to see, and with her suspicions so damn high there was no way I was going to have a good time with her.
I ask her if I can call the shop, so I do. The tencho answers and I explain what the hell is the point if I can’t see her. As he has done great business with me for some time now he apologizes and offers to exchange her with someone else available along with a ¥5,000 discount, and I bitterly agree to it. He said he will fire the girl too because she is unreliable, but I somehow doubt that and he was just giving me lip service.
Edit: To be fair, it’s safe to say she is traumatized. I get it. But my issue is “why am I paying for a service wherein trauma takes away the purpose of the service?” I owe this girl nothing at this point, and my blood starts to boil.
Girl immediately gets up and walks out the door as soon as the call is over. No moushiwake nai, no sumimasen, not a fucking word. I was fucking floored.
Some half hour later another girl arrives and conducts service well, but I was in such a horrible mood at that point I couldn’t enjoy it. I felt wronged. Accused of a crime I didn’t commit, and moreso have absolutely no fucking interest whatsoever in recording. What a fucking loss, and moreso so offputting I might never go back to that shop again.
Anyway, consider this a warning: Thanks to creepy motherfuckers out there who don’t understand “no,” it has become harder to get a good and honest service.
That and a question: How the fuck do you install a hidden camera on eyeglasses? Fucking world…
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