Chaver's Crazy Quote List

[MossBoss]

Below are quotes taken from John Shaver's profile page. To the people on this list, here is your chance to deny or justify your quote.

Regards,

MossBoss

"Thanks again for another non-enlightening rantfest" --Meiji
"If I had to suck that guy's dick fifty plus times I would change my name and move to another store." --deckard
"Our flagship course is 'zero to hero'" --Sinapse
"From my perspective? I'm not really a PUA" --Sinapse the Gaslighter
"After a visit at Mermaid, some may turn gay in shock. Trust me, the place is a dump" -- Babaram
"This means that even a cunninlingus can become deadly IN CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES" -- Bakayarokun
"The mind boggles at the amount of regular sex the people on this forum would be having by now if they just listened to John Chavers." --SpookySmoothie
"only the girls looking like they are homeless do that for 5000" --User#8628

 

[Ches]

Dear Moss,

You are a huge Chavers Fan aren't you?

 

[roots reggae]

Hey, I am his most devoted fan.

He is my TAG mentor.

I am merely a kinder and gentler version.

Don't forget me!!!

 

[Ches]

Hey, I am his most devoted fan.

He is my TAG mentor.

I am merely a kinder and gentler version.

Don't forget me!!!

Hmm, chavers is a rather popular with men, lol, girls barely know him, i bet

 

[roots reggae]

We'll have to let Chavers-sensei respond to that one.

As for me, I appreciate his biting satire and multiple levels of wit.

 

[MossBoss]

Hey, I am his most devoted fan.

He is my TAG mentor.

I am merely a kinder and gentler version.

Don't forget me!!!

BROMANCE!

 

[roots reggae]

You and your fantasies! And sweet Ches, as well!

Dai jobu, I am secure enough in my own sexuality to smile at good-natured ribbing.

On the other hand, let's not forget who started this well-deserved Chavers tribute.

 

[roots reggae]

P.S.

I am a tiny bit disappointed not to be worthy enough to make his elite list of quotes.

 

[John Chavers]

I am a tiny bit disappointed not to be worthy enough to make his elite list of quotes.

You don't post anything stupidly quotable.

 

[roots reggae]

You don't post anything stupidly quotable.

In that case,

I'll just have to work harder at being stupider!

 

[Saitama-man]

I'll just have to work harder at being stupider!

I don't think you have to work harder.

 

[roots reggae]

I like your wit, a bit slow in the comeback, but bullseye.

Did you think of it all by yourself, or get help from your two Saitama brothers?

 

[Saitama-man]

Nope, no help I thought it up all by my self! Do I get a cookie or a sticker?

 

[roots reggae]

Nope, no help I thought it up all by my self! Do I get a cookie or a sticker?

Ah, Grasshopper,

You still have far to go in your quest for enlightenment.

Wisdom is its own reward.

Can you remember that or do you you need to write it down?

If need be, I can spell it out phonetically for you.