I'd only appreciate a one-day boyfriend on Valentines Day.. definitely don't need one on Christmas Eve. Maybe I'll go to Tochigi prefecture to spend my Saturday with some alpacas though.
Don't they have a bad habit of spitting on people, like llamas and camels?
News Years Eve is the worst holiday to be alone on if you ask me. Especially if you go to a big party, and then everyone starts pairing off to kiss at midnight. I've never had a really good kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve.
One year I went to NYC by myself to watch the ball drop in Times Square. I've never felt more lonely standing amid of sea of happy people.
The next year I started dating a girl in November just to avoid being alone on NYE. I took her to a stretch of empty beach in New Jersey and built a campfire and it turned into the worst idea I had ever had.
I put a lot of effort into it too, well sort of, turns out I didn't do enough homework. Two days before, I got firewood and stashed it in the sand dunes, I borrowed some chairs, had blankets and some food, champagne, even a thermos of hot coffee, I had a little radio for music. The weather was supposed to be fairly mild that night, not windy.
At about 10:30pm a police helicopter circled us a few times, we waved at it and it went away. About an hour later a park ranger shows up, and makes us leave.
I tried to smooth talk him, but he assured me that he was already giving me a break by not impounding my SUV and writing me a summons for trespassing in a protected wildlife area.
So that was that, except my "girlfriend" started giving crap about not going to a swanky party that we had been invited too. Midnight struck while we were on the Garden State Turnpike, so I didn't get a kiss. We were done seeing each other before Valentines Day rolled around.
Meh, maybe spending New Years Eve with a spitting alpaca might not be that bad?
