When I finally get off this fucking corporate rat wheel, I think I am going to open an Eikaiwa School. Get a little 2DK in Kichijoji or someplace like that. No tables or chairs, just a big sofa in the main room and a bed in the other room with the door always slightly ajar. I will be the only teacher. The good part is I am only going to accept students who are milfs between about 35 and 45. (I'll be around 60 by that time.) Any other prospective students will be told sorry! I'm too busy! Every lesson will start normally enough, but about 20mins in I will start to ask them to say subtly erotic things like, "I am so HOT. Are you HOT too?" "Or I am so WET because your lesson is so HARD." This should lead to lots of easy sex pretty quickly. Everybody has to have something to look forward to in retirement, right?