Dick size at FS place

So I was playing with this early 20s gyaru type the other day and she commented she is able to switch comfortably between S and M styles of play. So having been accustomed to a lot of ドM girls - I thought what the hell why not so I told her to give me her best attempt at S. Without skipping a beat, my pride and joy was instantly reduced to ゴミちんこ for the next hour or so and the fact she did not even hesitate a millisecond to use that to describe mine was well…. Haha. An instant reality check indeed. 😂
 
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CharlieSimms said:
Interesting @MikeH…. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? And do you like movies about gladiators? How about the MCU? 🤔🧐😉
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I let you in a secret; I have not been in any prison. Not yet that is.

In my past I have written software for Memory Controller Units so I can say with confidence that I do not like them a bit.
 
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CharlieSimms said:
Without skipping a beat, my pride and joy was instantly reduced to ゴミちんこ for the next hour or so and the fact she did not even hesitate a millisecond to use that to describe mine was well…. Haha. An instant reality check indeed. 😂
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Hell yeah - sounds like a good time to me.
I'll take a nice kick in the balls from a cute gyaru any day of the week.
 
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MikeH said:
Still got butt sex.

I mean you be crying while doing it, but still got butt sex.
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I did get butt sex with her but it wasn't enjoyable . I mean, she didn't seem to feel a thing when I put it in 😫
 
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Ken4fb said:
I did get butt sex with her but it wasn't enjoyable . I mean, she didn't seem to feel a thing when I put it in 😫
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Hey, it is the the decade for equal rights. It means everyone should take care of their own enjoyment and it's her fault if she didn't.
 
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I like to think I've seen a lot of dicks. But I've only seen one massive dong. And it was just terrifying. But it's funny because I've been with tag members who say their dong is huge and tag members who say their dong is small enough for butt sex and all of those dicks are about the same size as mine.

That said, weirdly the last time I was at a happening bar I overheard my date telling a couple of other girls that my song was big. Which is the first time that anyone has ever said that outside of the context of a paid partner trying to butter me up.

I guess it goes to show you never can tell. Like, I was best friends with a guy for about ten years before someone asked us how tall we were at a party. And it turns out he is about five inches shorter than me. For ten years - TEN YEARS - I genuinely though he was taller than me, because he's just the world's funniest, most charismatic, man.

Sorry, what was my point again?

Guys, getting old is terrible.
 
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hkAlone said:
https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

Just a bit of stats to fuel the debate.

Basically I have a very average size for my country, but in Hong Kong, I was an outlier.
Seriously, I've been denied FS only once. She was a Chinese HK provider in one of the Sheung Wan buildings.
We actually had proper vaginal sex once and I thought it was pleasant. When I visited her again, she immediately said no FS anymore as she was in pain from our last time and only BJ as she's not used to such dick size.

On the other side of the spectrum, I had a funny comment from my one night stand met at a bar. She was Korean in her late thirties. She mentioned her husband had a bigger dick but somehow mine was giving her much more sensations... I guess you are doing better with a tiny hard working penis than a big lazy one. 🤣
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Well,.. condoms just DO NOT help me out. I've yet to really have a condom help me in the 'feeling' department.. So I imagine it can be similar for the girl too. So any suggestions on condoms that really help in the 'feeling' department?
I wish I could just go Raw. but... not a good idea at all, especially with the 'professionals'.
 
Spankme69 said:
Well,.. condoms just DO NOT help me out. I've yet to really have a condom help me in the 'feeling' department.. So I imagine it can be similar for the girl too. So any suggestions on condoms that really help in the 'feeling' department?
I wish I could just go Raw. but... not a good idea at all, especially with the 'professionals'.
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1. Any condom that properly fits you
2. Put a drop or so of lube also in the condom
3. Go easy on the wanking and porn use. And if you wank, wank correctly. Use a fleshlight or anything that avoids a death grip. Good lube etc.

This is the way
 
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IramaSki said:
1. Condom
2. "Feeling"

Pick one
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But jokes aside. As an old man in a cave once told me. "Its dangerous to go alone. Take this."
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Maybe someday we will replace our wieners with lightsabers, which will immediately burn away all the evil viruses.

Unfortunately this would also do horrible things to our companions as well, so forget I said anything.
 
was experiment this mega dot condom with a lady. She said she could feel the difference and she likes it. It doesn't help me feel better but it seems to help the female feel something extra
Got it from M's at Akihabara
https://www.ms-online.co.jp/skin-type-dot/090106005/?pclass_id=208547

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I suppose it wasn't a chinese massage parlor in western Kabukicho? I went to one of them once and... never again do I wanna return. Wasn't allowed to leave unless I paid 5k extra for an HJ or else the ''mama'' would be raging. Was offered 50k for fs but fuck that, If I wanted one I'd go to a deriheru (not just any deriheru) for less than 30k.
Girls usually ask about size if you're gonna put it in their ass but not for fs I guess. And if they do they usually take a look to decide by themselves. Never been asked beforehand myself so I guess the girl just had another impression about gaijin dicks
 
I am 23 cm. I always ask before calling delivery health or going to a soap. I never go to a massage expecting anything other than bbj max.
 
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Such an interesting topic and a business opportunity.
Nobody believes in people self reporting their dick size.
Let's build a new business in charge of certifying dick size. Our certified agents (may be some of TAG escorts could make it a side business), would measure the dick, take a picture. The company would make an NFT ensuring you are the owner of such monument. Such NFTs could not be transferable.
Of course there is always the risk of scammers bribing the person in charge of the audit. We would need to set up a deontological code with heavy sanctions on case of misreporting.
 
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hkAlone said:
Such an interesting topic and a business opportunity.
Nobody believes in people self reporting their dick size.
Let's build a new business in charge of certifying dick size. Our certified agents (may be some of TAG escorts could make it a side business), would measure the dick, take a picture. The company would make an NFT ensuring you are the owner of such monument. Such NFTs could not be transferable.
Of course there is always the risk of scammers bribing the person in charge of the audit. We would need to set up a deontological code with heavy sanctions on case of misreporting.
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Seems a whole lot of work and effort to come up with this in the end. 😂

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hkAlone said:
Such an interesting topic and a business opportunity.
Nobody believes in people self reporting their dick size.
Let's build a new business in charge of certifying dick size. Our certified agents (may be some of TAG escorts could make it a side business), would measure the dick, take a picture. The company would make an NFT ensuring you are the owner of such monument. Such NFTs could not be transferable.
Of course there is always the risk of scammers bribing the person in charge of the audit. We would need to set up a deontological code with heavy sanctions on case of misreporting.
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In all seriousness, I literally don’t talk about my dick size as a flex anymore, and if I do I am hoping it is seen as self-mockery.

In fact, recently I decommissioned an absolutely gorgeous lady for three days because of my fat chode. The tencho told me that none of the other girls available would be willing to bump hips with me.

Seriously, what good is a huge dick if there is no pussy for it to terrorize?
 
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