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Hi, folks. My name is NED. I lived in Japan for almost 20 years, but now I live in rural Bumfuck, USA, and my nuts have gone from blue to purple. The nearest escort of any kind to me is a good hour away, and they all look like they would cut me for crack money.

I see that Mike H and Frenchy and Rusty Trombone are still here, WWanderer and some others are gone. I see that Yuriko the Mad and so many other ladies are gone. I see that Manami and Simone are still advertising. Manami I saw once, and she was unforgettable. What a sexy lady. I would risk COVID to lie with her again. Simone, I never did get to see but always wanted to. Maybe someday? I seem destined to die before I make it back to Japan. It just doesn't seem to be in the cards anytime soon.

Tonight, I am into my third bottle of wine (not French, Frenchy... sorry) and am missing Alice most of all. My SB for almost a year, I miss Alice almost every single day. It's staggering. I just recently had a friend die (Sunday, 3 a.m. Japan time) of a heart attack, and I am looking at my life. Since my last review on TAG, I have been promoted, got a big house, bought my 17-year-old a Porsche, blah blah blah. I miss the TAG ladies. I miss Alice. I miss feeling inspired. I miss writing the reviews, and chatting about them afterwards.

I miss feeling alive.

Did I fucking mention that I miss Alice?

Goddamn.

Stay safe, y'all.
NED
 
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Good to see you once again - It's a shame that you're in Bumfuck, USA - I'm sure I've been through there a few times. :p

Many have gone silent since the virus took its toll on Tokyo - It will be some time before we see things back the way they used to be. Let's hope the vaccines are real and truly effective...

Don't be a stranger and we do hope to see you in Japan again at some point in the future.
 
Hey NED!
Good to hear from you !
Sad that you don’t drink French wines though but they must be rare in Bumfuck, USA
Let us know about the crack escorts, I wanna try someday
Cheers
Frenchy (who doesn’t miss Alice that much)
 
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Good to hear from you man!!!
 
Hey, he lives! Japan is probably going to stay in the same place for quite some time so as long as you continue breathing there is a chance to get back. So when you get back the first round is on... Frenchy! (I am generous like that)
 
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Simonka said:
I miss Alice too :( Sweetest kindest most beautiful girl I’ve met in this industry.
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And with a good business flair too. Charging 40k for platonic date through TAG and at the same time 20k for sex through Kirari . Loved it! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Wow. Reading that makes me think you really had something for . . that one lady. What's her name again?
 
Frenchy said:
aka the #3 most liked here. Even 1 year or so after retiring . You can say I’m petty and envious of course but no... the real scandal is that @MikeH is #1. Fraud! I want a recount
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Too many dead people voted! I have iron clad evidience I found online! Take your head out of the sand people!
 
UnicornHunter said:
Too many dead people voted! I have iron clad evidience I found online! Take your head out of the sand people!
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I think the MainStreamMedia inflated that number with the help of the Chinese Communist Party and Reptilians. And that’s the Truth! Wake up people!
 
Frenchy said:
the real scandal is that @MikeH is #1.
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Even I don't know if that is because of the Beautiful One or for the simple fact that I am just so adorable and darn cute.
 
UnicornHunter said:
Take your head out of the sand people!
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I would pay good money for the chance to put my head into the sand people.

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