How Ugly Are You thread

[Lunatic12]

Let’s see how tag rates its looks!

 

[Frenchy]

Inside or Outside?

 

[Lunatic12]

Inside or Outside?

Outside of course. We can start a new thread all about our feelings some other time. How bangable are you?

 

[Frenchy]

Outside of course. We can start a new thread all about our feelings some other time. How bangable are you?

Apparently enough for some ladies to pay for my modest services
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[MikeH]

Apparently enough for some ladies to pay for my modest services

Not gonna lie, I have paid to girls uglier than you.

 

[Frenchy]

Not gonna lie, I have paid to girls uglier than you.

Same here! And one of them wasn’t even a girl

 

[UnicornHunter]

And this...

 

[Rusty Trombone]

I'm so ugly dogs howl at me before they can even see me.

I'm so ugly I get three seats on the Shinkasen no matter how crowded it is.

I'm so ugly even @MikeH rejects vomit when I walk in the door.

I'm so ugly people wear hazmat suits around me, and I've been vaccinated twice

I'm so ugly even blind girls make the 15m detour around me (yeah fat too)

But I've got a heart of Gold!

 

[Sudsy]

I'm so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

 

[hundreddollarman]

I'm so ugly that if I had an OnlyFans, my mom would be my only fan.

 

[Sudsy]

I'm so ugly that my birth certificate came with an apology letter.

 

[Durg50]

Im so ugly the whole world just faked a virus to make me wear a mask.

 

[Ken1988]

I am so ugly that a dating site recommended me to quit the app upon a photo check.

 

[MikeH]

I am so ugly that a delihel girl paid me a cancel fee.

 

[AMcguyver]

I’m so ugly that when I play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says “STAY OVER THERE!”

 

[SatoKM]

I am so ugly that when I was born the doctor told my mother: "you ain't gonna leave that thing here"

I am so ugly that I learn so quickly to walk as nobody wanted to carry me.

I am so ugly that the mirrors at my house are made of Stainless Steel and aluminum, as if there were made of glass it will break.

I am so ugly that Escorts pay me not to book them

I am so ugly that parents warn their kids to behave if not I will appear to the kids at night and nightmares will hunt them for the rest of their lives.

I am so ugly that even my parent's dog refuses to kiss me.

 

[Joe2017]

I'm so ugly that only Francis Bacon agreed to make me a hyper-realistic portrait.

 

[IchigoDave]

How bangable are you?

Bangable enough for 22yo to insist on meeting every weekend.

 

[Frenchy]

I'm so ugly that only Francis Bacon agreed to make me a hyper-realistic portrait.
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[Joe2017]

Hey ! Don’t complain
If you own this now, you can sell it and retire happily and enjoy the company of the hottest top-of-the-shelf escorts

Nah! It turned out to be fake. It is for sale by 333$.
The hottest top-of-the-shelf escorts will have to wait.