Is it dangerous to say you are not gaijin and get caught?

How exactly does Marine Blue check your Japanese outside of just talking to you? I keep seeing people talk about the test here, but there's never much detail.
Its just a short written test that you fax in advance then a quick conversational role play at reception with the male staff.

nothing physical of course, you just act out the kinds of conversations that you would have with the provider (suck my dick please, id like to go down on you, can i put it in, im cumming etc etc) You must maintain eye contact with the staff whilst doing this (to prove that you arent using google translate etc).

Its not as awkward as it sounds don’t worry. They are very mature and understanding about it.
 
nothing physical of course

But if you are nervous it is still fine to ask to hold the tencho's hand while you are doing the role play, right?

Asking for a friend.
 
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0%. Lots of haafu don't look very typically Japanese though
Hmm interesting. Might try this "hafu" method next time. I always assume that they get the same treatment as gaijin.
But as you have already mentioned, per my personal experience also, language and vibes are more important.
 
Hmm interesting. Might try this "hafu" method next time. I always assume that they get the same treatment as gaijin.
But as you have already mentioned, per my personal experience also, language and vibes are more important.
and if they ask for passport? lol
 
Be honest and tell them that you are a Nikkei jin . You might get a better treatment than you expected. @Keihan can probably attested to that.

Affirmative, you will be treated significantly better than other gaijin and precisely because you told them you're nikkei. Trust me, at "N3ish" level I'm guessing you didn't grow up in a Japanese-speaking household so by the third syllable out of your mouth, tencho will know you're not a true-blue Cousin of Tojo. And then as others have pointed out, your clothing, your gait, basic body language, unless you've spent years in Japan and are extremely talented at mocking them, will give you away in an instant. Just think of the "three glasses" bar scene in Inglourious Basterds.

In my case, my accent has always been pretty spot-on, my actual command has always bordered on shitty-messy because I truly don't care to improve but I can still get around fine. That said, whenever I approach a shop/tencho the first thing I do is announce myself as a Japanese-American and ask if that's going to be ok. Very rarely, tencho will find this intriguing and ask a few questions about my family background while escorting me into the shop; the other 95% of the time, especially in Tokyo, I just get a look of indifference while being escorted into the shop. I've never been turned away from any establishment, ever. That said, I've been with half-Japanese friends who were completely fluent in Japanese but were instantly arm-crossed by the tencho. At the end of the day, Japan will always be Japan, and there's no substitute for a Japanese face.

But yeah, bottom line...don't attempt to fake it because it won't work. Just tell the truth and you'll be fine.
 
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I’m curious if anyone has waved around a Japanese passport Debito style. Does naturalization get you into more places?
 
I’m curious if anyone has waved around a Japanese passport Debito style. Does naturalization get you into more places?
Missed the one where Debito ranted about foreigner discrimination, then produced his passport, and was immediately offered entry to a fuzoku shop?

Of course, he ran away after that....
 
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Yes, it does. But again not in every "Japanese only" place. As @Keihan put it "Japan will always be Japan, and there's no substitute for a Japanese face".

https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/an-amusing-morning-with-hinano.28525/#post-322776

I waited years for some footage of "Debito" getting the living shit kicked out of him by a bunch of yaks. Last I read years ago was that he finally fled Japan. Probably ventured into mainland territory to try his stunts and got taught a lesson.
 
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Last I read years ago was that he finally fled Japan.

I also heard he went back living in to the land of the free and the home of the brave. Which would make it funny is that he would need a visa to move there.
 
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I’m curious if anyone has waved around a Japanese passport Debito style. Does naturalization get you into more places?
Been let in a few "Japanese only" places after I produced a residence card. It's not a guarantee, but like speaking Japanese seems to open doors closed to tourists.

Ain't no way in hell I'd give up my US citizenship nor make a stink about being refused at a fuzoku shop.
 
I also heard he went back living in to the land of the free and the home of the brave. Which would make it funny is that he would need a visa to move there.

I was extraordinarily bored tonight so I actually looked into this. Evidently his Japanese passport and Ivy League degree don't translate into anything lucrative, as he's currently living in a shithole duplex in a shithole section of Salem, Oregon. I want to feel sorry for him but I'm just not that nice of a person.
 
I was extraordinarily bored tonight so I actually looked into this. Evidently his Japanese passport and Ivy League degree don't translate into anything lucrative, as he's currently living in a shithole duplex in a shithole section of Salem, Oregon. I want to feel sorry for him but I'm just not that nice of a person.
I think he got divorced too. Don’t know him from a hole in the ground but he always came off as a sanctimonious ass. Still that’s no reason for him to have a horrible life and sincerely hope his kids aren’t completely ruined.
 
Eh, not really something to be worried about. Worst case they give you the X and "ONLY JAPANESE", and you move onto the next place. Just don't lie or be a dickbag and you'll be fine. They're still a business, and at most places, Japan-level customer service still applies.
 
Just don't lie or be a dickbag and you'll be fine. They're still a business, and at most places, Japan-level customer service still applies.
More or less. Sometimes you have been 10+ times to a place and have been a good customer....and you still feel like they treat like you like an ass.
Still makes no sense to make a scene. Enjoy what you got and swallow the stuff that's fucking bullshit. No benefit in looking for a fight.
 

I have met probably around ten thousand people with PhDs by now and those who are asshats have been few and far between.

Then again those have been mostly people from the hard sciences and none of them has had dissertation titled "Bikutsi as a tool for emansipation in a male dominated society".
 
From a man's perspective, following a Nigerian guy in Roppongi when you are drunk?

For women, the list is quite larger...
For me it’s about the same.

Honestly Japan is one of the safest places for women as well.
Kabukicho at night is basically more catered to women to party nowadays.
While in other countries you can barely go out after dark in more regular neighborhoods.

I can’t say I have ever experienced violence or rape from going out to any random public places. Maybe an occasional tap on the butt, that’s all.

Also haven’t been scammed by the Nigerians but they do try to grab women and ask if they want to work at their bars, and their presence is a lot more intimidating than that of Asians.
 
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For me it’s about the same.

Honestly Japan is one of the safest places for women as well.
Kabukicho at night is basically more catered to women to party nowadays.
While in other countries you can barely go out after dark in more regular neighborhoods.

I can’t say I have ever experienced violence or rape from going out to any random public places. Maybe an occasional tap on the butt, that’s all.

Also haven’t been scammed by the Nigerians but they do try to grab women and ask if they want to work at their bars, and their presence is a lot more intimidating than that of Asians.

I've never once felt unsafe in Kabukicho either but I'm male so that probably makes a difference (nobody would want to grope me unless I paid them).

The Nigerian dudes are pretty harmless in my opinion, just give them a daijobou and they leave you alone. Same with all the Japanese touts asking you to go into their sexy cabarets.

That one walkway headed to Golden Gai with the public restroom is apparently pretty sketchy according to one of the girls I frequent. She said that the Y live in those houses on the side and that people try to film the women's toilets all the time. There are always so many tourists in that area though so it doesn't seem that dangerous to me. Of course she said this after I asked if she would join me in the toilet lol.
 
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