Is sex with escourte, similar to driving a great sportscar?

[Yuriko]

I'll do stuff to a rental car that I'd never do to my own car.

I always get crappy rental cars and I don't give a damn about where I park them, I'll ding the doors, put low octane gas in them, do jackrabbit starts, shove my dick up the exhaust pipe and cum all over the windshield.

I hardly ever do that sort of thing to my own car.

Hahaha.
That's also the reason you have a choice to use professional service to meet your secret demand!

 

[Yuriko]

mmm, conclusion,great cars and great sex.... that's what most men want! And cars need to be washed → bj need, Cars need petrol → intercourse need
They pay for service they can't get at home.

Make sense, indeed!(*´∀｀*)

 

[AMcguyver]

Regular car, Sports car....neither makes a difference if you don't know how to drive.

 

[Frenchy]

I also think, you're talking abt fab ladies. Confusing! (*´꒳`*)

It's called "double-entendre", making a sentence that could be read both ways...
But TimeCars is not an escort agency! (And they don't provide sports cars), it's the service many people use now when they need a car: no need to go to a car rental shop, no need to fill papers etc.. you just book on their website, have a magnetic badge to unlock cars which are parked a bit everywhere and drive them and put them back at same location . Very cheap and convenient. (Disclaimer: same as with [Redacted], I don't have stocks in their company either! )

 

[Rusty Trombone]

Well, my home car has been parked in the garage for several years gathering dust.
So my comparison is between short term and long term rentals.

A lot of the sites advertise a late model Ferrari, but then an 80's camper van shows up.

While [Redacted] offer new models with low mileage, you generally don't get to your destination.
JK style offers similar but often the car doesn't know if it's a jag or a corolla.

The New Half places are a hatchback where you can put all your junk in the trunk.

Pink salons are like taxi cab in the middle of summer.Sticky seats and you don't know who rode before you. Plus the windows aren't tinted so everyone can see what you are doing.

I could go on but I have to go to work.

 

[Frenchy]

Well, my home car has been parked in the garage for several years gathering dust.
So my comparison is between short term and long term rentals.

A lot of the sites advertise a late model Ferrari, but then an 80's camper van shows up.

[Redacted] offer new models with low mileage, you generally don't get to your destination.
JK style offers similar but often the car doesn't know if it's a jag or a corolla.

The New Half places are a hatchback where you can put all your junk in the trunk.

Pink salons are like taxi cab in the middle of summer.Sticky seats and you don't know who rode before you. Plus the windows aren't tinted so everyone can see what you are doing.

I could go on but I have to go to work.

Ah ah! Good read before work, thanks!

 

[Yuriko]

It's called "double-entendre", making a sentence that could be read both ways...
But TimeCars is not an escort agency! (And they don't provide sports cars), it's the service many people use now when they need a car: no need to go to a car rental shop, no need to fill papers etc.. you just book on their website, have a magnetic badge to unlock cars which are parked a bit everywhere and drive them and put them back at same location . Very cheap and convenient. (Disclaimer: same as with [Redacted], I don't have stocks in their company either! )

Well noted! Thanks for your explanation!

 

[Yuriko]

Regular car, Sports car....neither makes a difference if you don't know how to drive.

hahaha, unfortunately, something similar like "Pearls for swine"... or "Money for cats"...

 

[Rusty Trombone]

To continue…

The Hitozuma (MILF) market is like the old Ford Falcon. Suspension is Shot, but still a comfortable ride. Wide rear can make backing in difficult.

The Chinese Massage car is the one where you drive out of the dealership thinking you have negotiated a good deal, but as soon as you’re on the road the warning light goes off, and the car navi says how much better the ride would be if you paid for an oil and lube. Once you’ve got the oil and lube, then you notice the overheat light is on so the navi asks for money for coolant. And once you get the car cooled down, then the tread on the tires is worn.
So you wind up paying three times the original price, and the car is average at best.

The Sugar Baby car is a car that doesn’t really think it is a car but in most cases is most definitely a car.

The oppai club car is the car that you get cheaply for the first 45 minutes from an agent, but then they ask you for double that to continue driving.


But to go back to the OP’s question. While we’d all like to get a Ferrari all the time, in most cases I’d settle for a comfortable car that gets me where I need to go. Of course once in a while, a shining red lambougini does show up, an you need to treasure those moments.

 

[Yuriko]

Well, my home car has been parked in the garage for several years gathering dust.
So my comparison is between short term and long term rentals.

A lot of the sites advertise a late model Ferrari, but then an 80's camper van shows up.

While [Redacted] offer new models with low mileage, you generally don't get to your destination.
JK style offers similar but often the car doesn't know if it's a jag or a corolla.

The New Half places are a hatchback where you can put all your junk in the trunk.

Pink salons are like taxi cab in the middle of summer.Sticky seats and you don't know who rode before you. Plus the windows aren't tinted so everyone can see what you are doing.

I could go on but I have to go to work.

Reminds me of yellow cab in New York, or either black cab in London! But I think taxis are clean in Tokyo, if not grabbing it in Roppongi, or Shibuya, Kabukicho late at night! But still before 0:00am, should be pretty much clean. But normally, not clean after 19:00, after someone pour out his white liquid on, must turn the wipers on lol.

 

[TAG Manager]

@Rusty Trombone - plz stop. lol.
Coffee, meet PC display. (and I'm not even kidding)

 

[AngelicBlight]

I think it would be similar in some way if you mean renting a sports car (or equally nice car), and having sex with an escort.
If you've ridden a nice car or a nice motorcycle, you can really tell the difference. A good motorcycle is like going down the highway while resting on your couch and it roars like a tiger. A sports car is like driving a car with no barriers, you can go so much faster and you feel the power and turns are just a great feeling.
A good escort (S級) is like a sports car, but escorts are so hit and miss, sometimes you pay for the sports car escort and you get a beaten up nissan sentra with 80k miles on it and the engine doesn't start

 

[Yuriko]

I think it would be similar in some way if you mean renting a sports car (or equally nice car), and having sex with an escort.
If you've ridden a nice car or a nice motorcycle, you can really tell the difference. A good motorcycle is like going down the highway while resting on your couch and it roars like a tiger. A sports car is like driving a car with no barriers, you can go so much faster and you feel the power and turns are just a great feeling.
A good escort (S級) is like a sports car, but escorts are so hit and miss, sometimes you pay for the sports car escort and you get a beaten up nissan sentra with 80k miles on it and the engine doesn't start

So, your ending comment,.was actually imagined what escourte services can be in general. We do our best but can't please all for 120% sure, due to size match, chemistry issue, etc. But, various TAG ladies must be fabulous sports cars, for sure!!! (*´꒳`*)

 

[Frenchy]

A good escort (S級) is like a sports car, but escorts are so hit and miss, sometimes you pay for the sports car escort and you get a beaten up nissan sentra with 80k miles on it and the engine doesn't start

Oh , really?! Can't believe this could happen to me. How can you write such horrible things, I'm shocked: you put their livelihood in danger. Bad bad boy!

 

[AngelicBlight]

So, your ending comment,.was actually imagined what escourte services can be in general. We do our best but can't please all for 120% sure, due to size match, chemistry issue, etc. But, various TAG ladies must be fabulous sports cars, for sure!!! (*´꒳`*)

I meant to say that its somewhat true if you adjust the metaphor; like owning a sports car is like having a killer wife, whereas an escort is like renting a sports car. But also in the way that sports cars and good motorcycles are always a given, they're always good, but you don't know if an escort will be like her photos or deliver good service. If you look at the pictures on a website for these girls, they're all shopped and in person they don't really look much like that. I think escorts and stuff like that a lofty ideal, you won't get that guaranteed satisfaction that you will with a car.

 

[Frenchy]

I meant to say that its somewhat true if you adjust the metaphor; like owning a sports car is like having a killer wife, whereas an escort is like renting a sports car. But also in the way that sports cars and good motorcycles are always a given, they're always good, but you don't know if an escort will be like her photos or deliver good service. If you look at the pictures on a website for these girls, they're all shopped and in person they don't really look much like that. I think escorts and stuff like that a lofty ideal, you won't get that guaranteed satisfaction that you will with a car.

Soon we will have better than life Virtual Reality with VR helmets and sensors on the body and all that stuff and will be able to create the perfect escort and the perfect car to our own specifications. No per-usage cost, only initial investment. Paradise!

 

[Yuriko]

I meant to say that its somewhat true if you adjust the metaphor; like owning a sports car is like having a killer wife, whereas an escort is like renting a sports car. But also in the way that sports cars and good motorcycles are always a given, they're always good, but you don't know if an escort will be like her photos or deliver good service. If you look at the pictures on a website for these girls, they're all shopped and in person they don't really look much like that. I think escorts and stuff like that a lofty ideal, you won't get that guaranteed satisfaction that you will with a car.

People get what they think deep down in their mind. If you have a strong belief of you get a wining satisfactory ending, you get it, when you don't, that's the message you are ought to pay attention, for why that happened. If you have a skeptism, you won't get any good. Always pick up something does not make you satisfied.

That's what life is. Even by a sports car, people tend to pick up small things what they don't like abt it, if a person was skeptical.

That's life...

 

[AngelicBlight]

People get what they think deep down in their mind. If you have a strong belief of you get a wining satisfactory ending, you get it, when you don't, that's the message you are ought to pay attention, for why that happened. If you have a skeptism, you won't get any good. Always pick up something does not make you satisfied.

That's what life is. Even by a sports car, people tend to pick up small things what they don't like abt it, if a person was skeptical.

That's life...

でも釣り写メが付属商売で多いと思う。スポーツカーを買ったら車そのものを買っているでしょう。付属の方がそんなに具体的じゃない。例えば、まなみさんが前に言ったけど、ある人がロシア系エスコートのサービスを求めていたが、代わりに黒人が来た。こういう商売は法の外に入るから百パー比べないと思います。：）

Because the realm of sex working falls in a gray zone with regards to the law, compared to a sports car, where you get what you buy, I think it's hard to compare--in a different thread, Manami said that she remembered a funny story when someone called in for a Russian escort and got a black lady instead. I mean to say that its more likely that you'll be scammed trying to get an escort than trying to buy a sports car, is all.
スポーツカーに不満があるかたが確かにいます。エスコートももちろん。
だがスポーツカーはもうちょっと白黒だと思う。エスコートだったら釣られた話が多い、とかサビース内容に従わないエスコートが多い。スポーツカーの満足度は自分によるから不満があれば自業自得ですが、でもエスコートの方だったら自分で全て支配してないからちょっと違うと思います。前に不満が持ってるか持ってないかっていう話ではないと思う。

Certainly people are unsatisfied with their sports cars, and some people are unsatisfied with their escorts.
But I think for sports cars its black and white (either you'll like it or you won't) whereas for escorts it can be for a few reasons (service wasn't good, you got bait and switched, they didn't fulfill their promises, etc). And with escorts some things are out of your control (ie. if you get bait and switched like you ask for a 20 year old girl and you get a 40 year old instead then you'll most likely be unhappy, but I doubt a company will bait and switch your sports car)

 

[Yuriko]

でも釣り写メが付属商売で多いと思う。スポーツカーを買ったら車そのものを買っているでしょう。付属の方がそんなに具体的じゃない。例えば、まなみさんが前に言ったけど、ある人がロシア系エスコートのサービスを求めていたが、代わりに黒人が来た。こういう商売は法の外に入るから百パー比べないと思います。：）

Because the realm of sex working falls in a gray zone with regards to the law, compared to a sports car, where you get what you buy, I think it's hard to compare--in a different thread, Manami said that she remembered a funny story when someone called in for a Russian escort and got a black lady instead. I mean to say that its more likely that you'll be scammed trying to get an escort than trying to buy a sports car, is all.
スポーツカーに不満があるかたが確かにいます。エスコートももちろん。
だがスポーツカーはもうちょっと白黒だと思う。エスコートだったら釣られた話が多い、とかサビース内容に従わないエスコートが多い。スポーツカーの満足度は自分によるから不満があれば自業自得ですが、でもエスコートの方だったら自分で全て支配してないからちょっと違うと思います。前に不満が持ってるか持ってないかっていう話ではないと思う。

Certainly people are unsatisfied with their sports cars, and some people are unsatisfied with their escorts.
But I think for sports cars its black and white (either you'll like it or you won't) whereas for escorts it can be for a few reasons (service wasn't good, you got bait and switched, they didn't fulfill their promises, etc). And with escorts some things are out of your control (ie. if you get bait and switched like you ask for a 20 year old girl and you get a 40 year old instead then you'll most likely be unhappy, but I doubt a company will bait and switch your sports car)

それは詐欺だよね。確かに他業者のネットでの紹介写真は、詐欺もあると思うよ。詐欺分かってて違う女性を出す業者は論外。高い金を利用者から払わせて、エスコートには少ないカネ渡して、あとは詐欺会社の荒収益かな。。。

けど、それはここで言ってもしょうがないんじゃない？それでも結果は自分が思ってることを招くから。そう疑ってたら、疑う現実がくるだけで、つまらなくない？損だよ。
面白いことを想ってる方が良いと思う。


That's a crappy fraud. And it does exist on such a dark world. So, I can't believe what's good for them doing crappy fraud biz? That's out of question! Charge high, pay small to a performer, high revenue to their crappy company?

I think it's no much use mentioned here, as we aim for real and we don't deal with skeptism. You get the result of what you strongly believe. It's no good! Such a waste!
We'd better think of something fun, instead!

 

[User#8628]

I meant to say that its somewhat true if you adjust the metaphor; like owning a sports car is like having a killer wife, whereas an escort is like renting a sports car. But also in the way that sports cars and good motorcycles are always a given, they're always good, but you don't know if an escort will be like her photos or deliver good service. If you look at the pictures on a website for these girls, they're all shopped and in person they don't really look much like that. I think escorts and stuff like that a lofty ideal, you won't get that guaranteed satisfaction that you will with a car.

That's what reviews are good for. I personally use no photoshop on my pictures. Plus its a waste of time but generally you could just walk away if a girl does not look like her photos.

 

[TheScientist]

No sex with an escort is not like driving a sports car. Every model sports car is going to be shit to drive unless you are either a professional driver yourself or are very familiar with operating that particular model of car.

Way back in the 80s I had a little Mazda pickup truck. It could both haul heavy loads and go 100MPH on the highway. Had steady enough acceleration that I could sometimes blow away an inexperienced Porsche driver on a long run. On the other hand, I'd be shit at driving that Porsche so which car was better for me?

I can have non paid sex with a woman that turns into a circus event, paying for it doesn't make it better automatically.

 

[Yuriko]

No sex with an escort is not like driving a sports car. Every model sports car is going to be shit to drive unless you are either a professional driver yourself or are very familiar with operating that particular model of car.

Way back in the 80s I had a little Mazda pickup truck. It could both haul heavy loads and go 100MPH on the highway. Had steady enough acceleration that I could sometimes blow away an inexperienced Porsche driver on a long run. On the other hand, I'd be shit at driving that Porsche so which car was better for me?

I can have non paid sex with a woman that turns into a circus event, paying for it doesn't make it better automatically.

Sounds like you'll have the same question over and over and never get the idea, which would be the best...(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

So, by your idea, I'm more like a sports car at the car show, then. lol. No sex provided so...(*´꒳`*)

 

[TheScientist]

Sounds like you'll have the same question over and over and never get the idea, which would be the best...(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

I'm just drunk enough that this almost made sense

 

[AngelicBlight]

That's what reviews are good for. I personally use no photoshop on my pictures. Plus its a waste of time but generally you could just walk away if a girl does not look like her photos.

Yeah pretty much. Never gotten scammed myself but if you ask touts for pictures or look at pictures of girls on store websites its pretty obvious that they use PS so I just assume they sell an ideal rather than the real thing

 

[e-smile]

driving a car is a one way relation, sex is not.

also some people pay escort so they are taken care of instead of taking car of the partner for once. how would that work in the women cars comparison ?