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After so many years on dating sites, something interesting started to take shape.
A statistically important information started to unravel itself.

The cutest girls (at least for me), all share the same name : Kaede

It's almost unavoidable.
Every time I look up a girl whose name is Kaede, she is a cutie 95% of the times.

It's almost like just wearing this name would make anyone become insanely cute.

Ever met a Kaede?
 
I only knew one girl named Kaede in all my years in Japan, and she was a 2-nen student of mine. She was ditzy, had droopy eyes and buck teeth. I mean, I suppose if she'd suggested we fuck after graduation I probably wouldn't have said no, but she wasn't what I'd describe as "cute" and I have an ignominious history of fucking almost anything.

In my experience growing up, girls named Natalie or Rachel were almost always attractive. I remember bringing this up with a British friend of mine while drinking in a pub in Osaka, and suggesting that if I ever had a daughter I might name her Rachel and see if she turns out hot. He snidely inquired as to whether I'd be sending her to a synagogue, as well. Stupid fucking American, I guess, I had no idea Rachel was a Hebrew name. I tell you, I pride myself on being an informed bigot but the Brits have us beat hands down at that game.
 
The only thing I have learned about girls' names is that if you can prove you know one of the girls in a shop then your chances of getting entrance or better service will get much higher.

So if they ask if I have been there before I say "yeah, but it's a long time ago" and then they ask with who I was and I say either Ai-chan or Hana-chan. Works every time.
 
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MikeH said:
The only thing I have learned about girls' names is that if you can prove you know one of the girls in a shop then your chances of getting entrance or better service will get much higher.

So if they ask if I have been there before I say "yeah, but it's a long time ago" and then they ask with who I was and I say either Ai-chan or Hana-chan. Works every time.
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You are Ai? Hana? I would have guessed Yuki
 
MikeH said:
For the correct price I am whoever you want.
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I have a script in mind........there might not be enough money on the planet.......:p:p:p
 
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MikeH said:
For the correct price I am whoever you want.
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just4fun said:
I have a script in mind........there might not be enough money on the planet.......:p:p:p
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Keihan Chikan said:
In my experience growing up, girls named Natalie or Rachel were almost always attractive.
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Agreed with Rachel.

Stacy, all but one in life I’ve met have been pretty. And Jenny too, for the most part attractive (all but two). Must be that -y name ending.
 
Acid Burn said:
Agreed with Rachel.

Stacy, all but one in life I’ve met have been pretty. And Jenny too, for the most part attractive (all but two). Must be that -y name ending.
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Stacy...well, by and large I think every Stacy (or Stacey or Staci) I ever met shared a few traits: All were pretty, all were sluts, all were popular (because they were sluts) and all were MAJOR fucking bitches. And I must agree on the name ending in "y" theory. Something about that letter encourages the girl bearing the name to pull down her panties more easily.
 
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