Japanese language sexual related questions

Is it really? I used to advise people to watch subbed hentai before they go to a maid cafe🤔
What you see in JAV has very little bearing on real life, even in fuzoku. One of the common complaints of working girls is punters trying to act out things they saw in AV - this is NOT a way to get a good session.

Same for maid cafes (or anything else) - anime and real life do not have much of an intersection.
 
So Japanse is a very difficult. Yes I know I can use Google translate for a lot of stuff. But I know enough to know that it doesn't always translate the context exactly. So coming here to ask for some help for better phrases to use for sex. Especially sexually where things can have different meanings. So will list some phrases can someone tell me if the meaning translates correctly or should I tweak it.

Using Google translate
"suck harder" "Motto tsuyoku suu"
"Go deeper",( not deep throat but asking her go try to put more of it in)"Yori fukaku itte kudasai, beibī"
"Use your hand to stroke it while you suck""Suu toki ni te o tsukatte nadete kudasai"( Google ands in please for some reason.
"Please go faster""Motto hayaku itte kudasai"
"swallow all my semen(I know some of your laughing right now but that's why I am asking)" "Watashi no seieki o subete nomikomimasu"

Those are what I am interested I have seen a few of them in the abbreviations page or versions of them.
Be honest; would you say all this juvenille shit even in your own native language to a partner / provider who understands you?

Go jerk off then delete this.
 
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What you see in JAV has very little bearing on real life, even in fuzoku.
Did it once, but Erina had a special course to enact her debut movie so that was special.
https://tokyoadultguide.com/threads...negun-eroterrorist-erina-gingira-tokyo.27814/
One of the common complaints of working girls is punters trying to act out things they saw in AV - this is NOT a way to get a good session.
One big complaint I see daily is hard fingering for squirting(ガシマン).
They ladies are sensitive and get hurt down there due to this madness.
 
Not a suggestion, but I had fun with chatgpt
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Be honest; would you say all this juvenille shit even in your own native language to a partner / provider who understands you?

Go jerk off then delete this.
I actually would and have said all of the above to someone in English. Wouldn't even be asking if I didn't use it.
 
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Be honest; would you say all this juvenille shit even in your own native language to a partner / provider who understands you?

Go jerk off then delete this.
I mean…I get what you mean but are you indicating that one should never give instructions on how to get pleasured in the bedroom?

It is legitimate to want to tell someone to “suck harder” or “go faster” when approaching a climax. It's moreso that the translation is awful and the wording is kind of embarrassing, but I’m pretty sure we all have (yes, including you) said dumb shit when getting to a nut.
 
Is it really? I used to advise people to watch subbed hentai before they go to a maid cafe🤔
Someone wants their friends to die from the most excruciating blue balling possible.
 
I mean…I get what you mean but are you indicating that one should never give instructions on how to get pleasured in the bedroom?

It is legitimate to want to tell someone to “suck harder” or “go faster” when approaching a climax. It's moreso that the translation is awful and the wording is kind of embarrassing, but I’m pretty sure we all have (yes, including you) said dumb shit when getting to a nut.
Yeah i guess it was just the wording.
‘Please drink all my semen’ sounds silly.

… im gonna try it out sometime just to be sure though
 
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Is it really? I used to advise people to watch subbed hentai before they go to a maid cafe🤔
Are maid cafes really that bad? I went to Maid Dreaming in Shibuya and it was unironically fun and the only guys there were just in my group (2 including me). The rest of the like 4 customers there were women
 
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Are maid cafes really that bad? I went to Maid Dreaming in Shibuya and it was unironically fun and the only guys there were just in my group (2 including me). The rest of the like 4 customers there were women
Of course not. As long as you’re down to do all those kawaii stuff with them.
 
Are maid cafes really that bad? I went to Maid Dreaming in Shibuya and it was unironically fun
Maidreaming is probably the worst representative for maid cafes, I can't stand their moe cringe but there's more than enough uh... maladjusted... japanese men for them to be the biggest chain around. But other maid cafes and concept cafes can be very fun and a great way to practice casual non-robotic Japanese. I've been into many that are just a place to eat simple food and drinks and chat normally with pretty ladies who like the dress-up cosplay and anime culture, no moe moe garbage required. Ironically TAG regulars can enjoy them better because unlike the prototypical otaku we're not sex starved and can go get pussy elsewhere, p4p or otherwise, so it's easier to just chill instead of becoming unhealthily obsessed with a maid like many patrons end up doing.

In fact here's an interesting tidbit: the maids are young women just like any other and if not for the strict rules in place, and I'm talking about the rules for the maids themselves, it wouldn't be difficult to date one, at least as much as any other Japanese girl. Really! I can't elaborate much, but if you're a young-ish man with decent japanese it's possible to eventually become actual friends with the staff (including non-maids) and get a taste of behind the scenes purely by not being a piece of shit creep. There's an upper ceiling though and it's the damn rigid idol-like rule framework for the staff that forbids friends/dates with customers, so you'll always be forced into the paying customer role at the end of the day. Befriending someone out of their maid persona IRL is enough grounds for termination and these girls aren't giving up their sweet university arubeito for it.
TAG being TAG it's mandatory for me to mention that it's very rare, but not impossible, to find a maid that risks her job by supplementing her income with things like fashion health on the side, I have a first-hand account of one but can't talk about it for obvious reasons...

There are many regulars that loudly berate maids for dumb stuff in the shop, verbalize their jealousy (why are you spending more time on X than me???) or stakeout the cafes to "coincidentally" meet their favorite maid in plain clothes after work. The bar is that low, so you'll have a great time in a maid cafe by just being normal and becoming a regular.
 
I can't stand their moe cringe but there's more than enough uh... maladjusted... japanese men for them to be the biggest chain around.
I don't think my edit updated when you posted your comment, but is was all women in the cafe until my group came

and the only guys there were just in my group (2 including me). The rest of the like 4 customers there were women
 
I don't think my edit updated when you posted your comment, but is was all women in the cafe until my group came
Yeah that's very common and it's funny to see discounts for people in school on their menus too. They genuinely like the themes and ambiance? Maybe I'm not being fair to maidreaming, haha.
 
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This is the biggest issue with JAV imo.
American porn has too many issues to list though. 😅
Yeah I didn't realize how many issues Japanese JAV actress had, till I talked to one I date from paters. I always knew the underground idol models had bad. But the JAV models can have it just as bad.
She signed a contract to make 4 flims. At the end of the day she only brought home 100 bucks after wardrobe and other costs. She makes more money from paters and advertising as AV actress there than with the company she signed with. She mentioned she had talked to other jav girls ona forum and some of them did there first one or two films for free just to get in the buiness. Then use that as selling point to work in a shop.

The company wanted her to sign a follow up contract to do more films but she refused because one had to be gangbang and the money wasn't worth it for her. Fun girl we still hang out once a month.
 
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