Ladies & Gents - Hold on to your socks & garters: Agent Provocateur Sale

[Exnocomment]

I'm just going to leave this here:

 

[TheScientist]

Complicated shit that looks like it will break easy.

 

[User#8628]

Complicated shit that looks like it will break easy.

They claim its made of special stuff that doesn't break easily.

 

[MikeH]

They claim its made of special stuff that doesn't break easily.

As a sales man I can attest that!

I mean I can attest we always say it's made of special stuff that doesn't break easily; no matter what is the product!

 

[User#8628]

As a sales man I can attest that!

I mean I can attest we always say it's made of special stuff that doesn't break easily; no matter what is the product!

Like condoms?

 

[TheScientist]

They claim its made of special stuff that doesn't break easily.

It's been said that I play rough with my toys. And what boy doesn't rip the wrapping off his presents?

But seriously I really dislike over complicated delicate lingerie

 

[Exnocomment]

It's been said that I play rough with my toys. And what boy doesn't rip the wrapping off his presents?

That's why it's so very important to get it on sale!
I kid though, I actually like unwrapping my presents slowly, methodically with focus and precision! It drives people nuts. (Literally, people get impatient when you're opening their present and yell: "OPEN IT ALREADY!")

If you don't like AP, there's always Fleur of England, which is also quite nice (and also on sale):

 

[RightOn6975]

Well that would have been useful a earlier this month, but oh well timing is always a bitch.

 

[impish]

Well that would have been useful a earlier this month, but oh well timing is always a bitch.

Agent always has their 50% off Sale after Christmas.

 

[Exnocomment]

Random: Some of their customer service representatives speak with a horrible cockney accent and I am having a dreadful time trying to understand what they're saying.. it's kind of comical.

Also, when you speak slower and enunciate more, people on the opposite side end of mirroring you to some small extent.

 

[TheScientist]

Some of their customer service representatives speak with a horrible cockney accent and I am having a dreadful time trying to understand what they're saying

For what its worth I can barely understand British people talking t begin with much less the heavy accents.

 

[Yuma]

My small dream is to meet a client who works for AP... Or I just need a sweet sugar daddy
I love them since it makes me look even sexier then naked!

 

[TheScientist]

I love them since it makes me look even sexier then naked

Sorry but I disagree

 

[MikeH]

Sorry but I disagree

Please send pictures so we can make the decision!

 

[TheScientist]

Please send pictures so we can make the decision!

Sorry but no. I spent my time with her in other ways than photography

 

[Manami TMK]

I have a good collection of AP lying in my drawer. Maybe it is time to call them up for a new photo shooting.

 

[AMcguyver]

AP looks intriguing. If I had known about them before, I would have picked some stuff up for the few model shoots we did in Tokyo last month. All we have where I live is Victoria's Secret. :-/