Title of Your Review:
Melbourne, Australia: Awful experience with Shirley (E&B)
Service Name:
Escort and Babes
Provider Name:
Shirley
Website/Contact Info:
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/VIC/Melbourne/Independent/Shirly008/
Country/City Name:
Australia, Melbourne
Appointment Length & Costs:
60 minutes, 300 AUD
Booking Method:
Direct Contact (LINE, Twitter, etc.)
Date of Encounter:
Feb 2024
Location of Service:
Incall Location
Language Notes:
English
Narrative of the Encounter:
Had been living in Melbourne for several years and met most girls via Escort and Babes or word of mouth from girls I regularly saw. Needed a punt late one evening and saw Shirley's profile. She seemed cute from her profile pictures and the photos are allegedly verified. I reached out via the number provided and scheduled a booking.
I arrived at her location in the CBD which is just in one of the single room apartments near Melbourne Central. She let me in through the door and, absent of any greetings or initial introductions, very abruptly told me to get my phone and pay. She was looking over my shoulder at my bank account while I was trying to send the payment through, and when I entered the $300 to make the transfer, she tried to grab my phone and change the amount. I asked her what she's doing, and she said it was $350 so I need to increase the transfer. I told her the person I arranged the appointment with said $300, then showed her the chat history and E&B profile which both specified $300. She then said okay and told me to pay.
Anyway, after paying we walked into the apartment and she rudely told me to shower. Also, the apartment was really filthy and frankly I felt disgusted entering. There was also a random other woman in the apartment for ?? reason. Bear in mind this is a one-bedroom shoebox apartment, so I'm not even sure that the other woman was doing there. I contemplated walking out at this point, but I already paid, and I wanted my root, so I just got in the shower, which, for the record, was so dirty that I felt less clean after showering. Shirley didn't shower, which was kind of gross because it was past midnight, and she was probably at least several hours into a shift. And sidenote, showering together was listed as a service, but yeah.
After showering I walked back to the bedroom where she was waiting for me. She told me to get underssed and lie on the bed. She put a condom on me and started blowing me. Her blowjob technique was actually really good, and I started to forget about the weird initial circumstances and enjoyed myself a bit. She blew me for a solid 10 minutes before I asked her to change positions. She sort of begrudgingly moaned and said "I lie down, you fuck me", then got on her back.
I fucked her for a bit while she lay on her back, and she moaned and kept saying it felt good. After about 5 minutes I paused for a moment and she said "you cum?" and I said no and started fucking her again. After I said no, she audibly sighed, took out her phone, and started just responding to messages she was getting, presumably about her next customer. When I asked to change positions she said "no this fine" and to keep fucking her. The whole time she was just on her phone and kept asking "you cum yet?". At one point I tried to grab her legs and lift them in the air to change it up slightly, and she quickly pulled back and said "no, no, this fine."
I have a lot of stamina, and I guess she just wanted me to cum as fast as possible to get me out of the door. After about 10 more minutes of sex she said "i give you blowjob" and I said no I want to fuck her. Anyway, I wasn't having much fun by this point so I decided to just push myself to cum as fast as possible. Fortunately, her pussy was super tight and felt amazing, and I liked her small titties, so by focusing on trying to cum fast I was able to cum after a couple minutes.
As soon as I came she immediately started getting up and taking out tissues to clean herself. Then she told me I can go shower and get dressed. When I stepped out of the bedroom, the other random person in the room was standing right there in the kitchen and we awkwardly made eye contact with each other. Grim.
I showered, Shirley said bye to me at the door, and I left. It was hands down the most rushed and awful experience I've had punting.
In terms of Shirley herself, she must have at least been early 30s. She also looked nothing like her profile picture. Her face wasn't bad, just not the cute youthful look the profile photos convey. She also was extremely flat, like double A cups. Not a negative for me, though, since I like really small breasts, but yeah don't believe the profile on this one either. She was very slim with a nice fit and round ass. I won't lie though, her pussy was so fucking tight and felt absolutely incredible. I think she had the best pussy I've ever felt. It's such a shame her service is so bad, because she'd be a great lay otherwise.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
Melbourne, Australia: Awful experience with Shirley (E&B)
Service Name:
Escort and Babes
Provider Name:
Shirley
Website/Contact Info:
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/VIC/Melbourne/Independent/Shirly008/
Country/City Name:
Australia, Melbourne
Appointment Length & Costs:
60 minutes, 300 AUD
Booking Method:
Direct Contact (LINE, Twitter, etc.)
Date of Encounter:
Feb 2024
Location of Service:
Incall Location
Language Notes:
English
Narrative of the Encounter:
Had been living in Melbourne for several years and met most girls via Escort and Babes or word of mouth from girls I regularly saw. Needed a punt late one evening and saw Shirley's profile. She seemed cute from her profile pictures and the photos are allegedly verified. I reached out via the number provided and scheduled a booking.
I arrived at her location in the CBD which is just in one of the single room apartments near Melbourne Central. She let me in through the door and, absent of any greetings or initial introductions, very abruptly told me to get my phone and pay. She was looking over my shoulder at my bank account while I was trying to send the payment through, and when I entered the $300 to make the transfer, she tried to grab my phone and change the amount. I asked her what she's doing, and she said it was $350 so I need to increase the transfer. I told her the person I arranged the appointment with said $300, then showed her the chat history and E&B profile which both specified $300. She then said okay and told me to pay.
Anyway, after paying we walked into the apartment and she rudely told me to shower. Also, the apartment was really filthy and frankly I felt disgusted entering. There was also a random other woman in the apartment for ?? reason. Bear in mind this is a one-bedroom shoebox apartment, so I'm not even sure that the other woman was doing there. I contemplated walking out at this point, but I already paid, and I wanted my root, so I just got in the shower, which, for the record, was so dirty that I felt less clean after showering. Shirley didn't shower, which was kind of gross because it was past midnight, and she was probably at least several hours into a shift. And sidenote, showering together was listed as a service, but yeah.
After showering I walked back to the bedroom where she was waiting for me. She told me to get underssed and lie on the bed. She put a condom on me and started blowing me. Her blowjob technique was actually really good, and I started to forget about the weird initial circumstances and enjoyed myself a bit. She blew me for a solid 10 minutes before I asked her to change positions. She sort of begrudgingly moaned and said "I lie down, you fuck me", then got on her back.
I fucked her for a bit while she lay on her back, and she moaned and kept saying it felt good. After about 5 minutes I paused for a moment and she said "you cum?" and I said no and started fucking her again. After I said no, she audibly sighed, took out her phone, and started just responding to messages she was getting, presumably about her next customer. When I asked to change positions she said "no this fine" and to keep fucking her. The whole time she was just on her phone and kept asking "you cum yet?". At one point I tried to grab her legs and lift them in the air to change it up slightly, and she quickly pulled back and said "no, no, this fine."
I have a lot of stamina, and I guess she just wanted me to cum as fast as possible to get me out of the door. After about 10 more minutes of sex she said "i give you blowjob" and I said no I want to fuck her. Anyway, I wasn't having much fun by this point so I decided to just push myself to cum as fast as possible. Fortunately, her pussy was super tight and felt amazing, and I liked her small titties, so by focusing on trying to cum fast I was able to cum after a couple minutes.
As soon as I came she immediately started getting up and taking out tissues to clean herself. Then she told me I can go shower and get dressed. When I stepped out of the bedroom, the other random person in the room was standing right there in the kitchen and we awkwardly made eye contact with each other. Grim.
I showered, Shirley said bye to me at the door, and I left. It was hands down the most rushed and awful experience I've had punting.
In terms of Shirley herself, she must have at least been early 30s. She also looked nothing like her profile picture. Her face wasn't bad, just not the cute youthful look the profile photos convey. She also was extremely flat, like double A cups. Not a negative for me, though, since I like really small breasts, but yeah don't believe the profile on this one either. She was very slim with a nice fit and round ass. I won't lie though, her pussy was so fucking tight and felt absolutely incredible. I think she had the best pussy I've ever felt. It's such a shame her service is so bad, because she'd be a great lay otherwise.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
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