Reminds me of a story from university. I'm sure it's adapted for other universities in other cities.
3 male students were at a conference, and went to pee. One was from the University of Toronto, one was from York, and the other was from Ryerson. After they were done, the U of T student washed his hands thoroughly, using lots of soap, and several paper towels. The other students looked at him, and he said, "At U of T, they teach us to be sanitary." The York student washed his hands briefly, using a little soap, and 1 paper towel, saying "At York, they teach us to be frugal." The Ryerson student didn't wash his hands at all, saying "At Ryerson, they teach us not to pee on our hands!"