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Mermaid Soapland

I've done it all, from doubles with high-priced Manhattan escorts (a client dropped out, and I already had booked ...) to "BBS" shitholes in tier 3 Chinese "cities." They all have their place, and you'll never hear me complain. However, if Mermaid is supposed to be an entry level soap, then the Chamber of Fuzoku Commerce should close that place down STAT for giving a bad name to the otherwise excellent soapland services of this marvelous metropolis. After a visit at Mermaid, the neophyte will be dissuaded from going to the better levels, some may turn gay in shock. Trust me, the place is a dump, and the practitioners are godawful. Giving them the benefit of the unlucky draw, I went there twice, but the second draw was just as bad as the first . Both paws down from the bear.

I went there once. Its the only soapland ive ever been to. It wasnt pleasant.

im sure that the decor used to be clean and modern, and the provider used to be skilled, shapely and motivated, but the 'used to' timeframe here is probably about 1975.

It put me off FS japanese places and now i just go for hand job clubs and chinese massages.
 
It put me off FS japanese places and now i just go for hand job clubs and chinese massages.

See? That what I meant. They are ruining it for everybody. Shut that sorry-ass place down.

@Durg50, don't despair. There are a lot of great places. We both simply picked the worst of them all. If I can recover, so can you. [BEARHUG]
 
I recommend getting off at Shin-Okubo station, hang a left, then explore all the side streets around there (on the general left area from there)... I found the best place, but you can find many good places in this area (maybe on the right too)...the best spots...
 
I recommend getting off at Shin-Okubo station, hang a left, then explore all the side streets around there (on the general left area from there)... I found the best place, but you can find many good places in this area (maybe on the right too)...the best spots...
Left isn't really a useful direction. You mean west? Also, I'm pretty sure you're not talking about soaplands, but you were rather cryptic.
Also Shin-Okubo is not in Yokohama.
 
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The price that seems to include FS and mat play indicates that you can't expect too much..
Its just an indicator and not always true but in this case it is.

Sometimes there are real gems in a dump place though and maybe this girl is one?
If someone likes her discribtion they should give it a try but only if this particular girl is available.
That some providers at a shop are bad doesn't mean all are and i understand you dont want to randomly bet on that but this review gives hope..
 
Working fine for me. You guys are both outside of Japan? They may have implemented a block on overseas IP addresses.
 
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After a visit at Mermaid, the neophyte will be dissuaded from going to the better levels, some may turn gay in shock.

Thanks for this, now I understand what happened. I visited Mermaid once after a recommendation from a friend. On my way back home I had this irresistible urge to flirt with all the guys in the train.

Then again unfortunately I have had worse too (One Ueno SP pops into my mind). Anyway I would not recommend Mermaid even to my worst enemy.
 
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This place seems to be the recommended entry level soapland on most sites. Perhaps try out Nao first before moving to a higher tier establishment?

Other places I heard are good are AAA and Darling Habour.

I was in Yokohama for a month. I only tried one soapland (www.a-heartandheart.com), they do allow foreigners but the girls selection is limited.
I have mixed opinion regarding Triple A soapland (aaa.yokohama), some friends have told me is "gaijin friendly" others said they have been kicked out of the entrance immediately.
For sure, Apple Melon (www.apple-melon.com): Definitely not "Gaijin Friendly". I was kicked out of this place.