Morning glory

[Jplove]

Good morning

I love the feeling of waking up with a hard erection. It is very natural and beautiful.

Do you like this to ? What actions to you take in front of this morning glory?

 

[Ken1988]

Ah, well, my thought for a split second is "why, why, why, why, why, this didn't happen when I was with her..."

 

[scorpioni6ths]

I only started getting it ... again ... after I fixed up my health. I like the feeling of having an erection every morning. it's a different kind of stiff.

Sometimes I pleasure myself ...

or go to the toilet ...

or pleasure myself then go to the toilet ...

times like these though ... I regret not having a girl beside me.

BTW where i'm from ... "morning glory" is the stuff that accumulates in the corner of your eyes when you sleep.

 

[User#8628]

BTW where i'm from ... "morning glory" is the stuff that accumulates in the corner of your eyes when you sleep.

I love the Japanese word for this.

 

[TAG Manager]

Ah, well, my thought for a split second is "why, why, why, why, why, this didn't happen when I was with her..."

I get you, I really do. lol.

 

[Frenchy]

Very often when I go out with SB we end up too drunk and tired to do anything once back home. But waking her up with a nice boner and having morning sex together is pure heaven. Just writing this and I start to get a little hard now

 

[JackB]

I get you, I really do. lol.

Yep, been there, sigh.

 

[Lukes]

Morning wood makes me late to work. So I have mixed feelings about it.

 

[Frenchy]

Morning wood makes me late to work. So I have mixed feelings about it.

Well for me it's an additional reason to do it but I have poor work ethics , I'm French

 

[Lukes]

Well for me it's an additional reason to do it but I have poor work ethics , I'm French

Well, the sensible thing would be to just do it at work so you'll be on time but not doing actual work.

 

[zecarioca]

Well for me it's an additional reason to do it but I have poor work ethics , I'm French

Exactly my thoughts, lol (viva la latinidad!)

Actually my boss would be very proud if I told him I was late because of early morning sex.

 

[Frenchy]

Well, the sensible thing would be to just do it at work so you'll be on time but not doing actual work.

Good point , I will think about it . I wonder whether I can expense an office bed?

 

[MikeH]

I wonder whether I can expense an office bed?

Of course you can, the girl is way more difficult.

 

[Lukes]

Of course you can, the girl is way more difficult.

I believe that goes under the "meals and entertainment" category on the expense report. The name is self explanatory

 

[Hofmeyer]

Usually I think "Fuck shit no, my bladder wants to explode I can't pee like this!"

 

[joeking]

I always called it a morning woody, which is why I am grinning inappropriately whenever I watch a Toy Story movie...

 

[BB0523]

If u want to improve morning wood or glory... Take fish oil omega 3 1200 units then 50 grams of Zinc, and niacin as well a a men's multivitamin... After a week or two of this regiment, u won't need vitamin V
.. The fishoil helps with cholesterol, zinc and niacin help veins and capillaries... Been using it for years and never tried vitamin V.... Obviously, consult ur medical professional before starting.. I'm not a doctor.. Lol

 

[TheScientist]

I'm also in the club of usually having to expel a couple liters of pee when I wake up which is damned difficult with a hard on.

Been having some general blahs and specific health issues which have not only kept my sex drive low overall but means I haven't woken up gloriously in a while. Guess I'll appreciate it more when it returns

 

[Quietlife]

I haven't woken up gloriously in a while. Guess I'll appreciate it more when it returns

Mine is usually delayed somewhat, embarrassingly coming to attention on the crowded train at the slightest contact with whoever is in the vicinity. Don't get me wrong, I am no perv.. Well not that particular kind. It's a combination of age and not getting enough at home.

 

[AMcguyver]

I believe that goes under the "meals and entertainment" category on the expense report. The name is self explanatory

I thought it went under medical expenses, as in therapy? Though I suppose a receipt from a physician named Dr. Wonderland would be flagged at the IRS

 

[warubuta]

I'm also in the club of usually having to expel a couple liters of pee when I wake up which is damned difficult with a hard on.

Been having some general blahs and specific health issues which have not only kept my sex drive low overall but means I haven't woken up gloriously in a while. Guess I'll appreciate it more when it returns

If you are a horse you might expel a couple of liters. Humans max out at about 600ml. I need to improve my health and sexual performance too. I was thinking it would be great if I could find a hot personal trainer who would help me to exercise and then fuck my brains out all for one small fee.

 

[TAG Manager]

Protip: Wanna avoid it? Take on some stress in your life!

 

[Sudsy]

Though I suppose a receipt from a physician named Dr. Wonderland would be flagged at the IRS

Switch languages? German is too close... Wunderland. Perhaps Dr. Pays-Merveille?

 

[Frenchy]

Switch languages? German is too close... Wunderland. Perhaps Dr. Pays-Merveille?

Dr Strangelove?

 

[AMcguyver]

Protip: Wanna avoid it? Take on some stress in your life!

Like getting married.