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Title of Your Review:
Return of the Two Towers Fellow Ringy Dingy Kingy
Service Name:
Funhouse
Provider Name:
Juniper
Website/Contact Info:
https://funhouse.co.nz/escorts/juniper/
Country/City Name:
Wellington
Appointment Length & Costs:
60 minutes @ 600 NZD
Booking Method:
Direct Contact (LINE, Twitter, etc.)
Date of Encounter:
Feb 2023
Location of Service:
Incall Location
Language Notes:
Middle Elvish
Narrative of the Encounter:
So I happened to be in middle earth aka Wellington, New Zeeland and found myself horny. After a bit of googling, it seems like there are three agencies in Wellington and good lord Gandalf did I happen to choose the right one.
After looking at the website, I texted the agency (Madame Mary) asking if Juniper was available and got an almost immediate response. Set an early afternoon time and received the directions to the incall location. In call was about a 20-30 minute walk from my hotel so I decided i would head out an hour early and find some coffee on the way. The way the incall is setup, I entered through the door and Juniper was waiting for me at the top of a tall flight of stairs in a bit of shadow at the top. I am plodding up the stairs and kinda squinting and trying to see what I am in for...
Juniper is incredibly hot. Definitely in my top five of all time. And a super cool Kiwi girl. She is listed on site as 19 but I think she is more early twenties. The pics on site which look good don't do her justice at all. Easily a 10/10 body. Perfect flat stomach, amazing legs, hips and these ridiculous breast that are too big for the rest of her. Her hair is short blond currently.
We head off to the room and I plop down on the couch and we chat for about ten minutes or so. I head off the shower solo clean up quickly and come back out to find her sitting on the bed in her very sexy underwear.
Lots of kissing, followed by a CBJ, followed by Juniper on top sex. I last about two minutes. We chat a bit then dive into round two where I am on top and really step up my game to last about four minutes this time. She is really pretty.
I head off to the shower and we chat some more while I get dressed. She is really into Japan and is planning to visit this year. I tried to get her number but thats a no go. Oh well... i guess no meet up when she comes to Tokyo.
Last note - the facilities at the incall were really nice. Clean and very well done.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended.
Closing Comments:
Definitely recommended if you are in Wellington!
Return of the Two Towers Fellow Ringy Dingy Kingy
Service Name:
Funhouse
Provider Name:
Juniper
Website/Contact Info:
https://funhouse.co.nz/escorts/juniper/
Country/City Name:
Wellington
Appointment Length & Costs:
60 minutes @ 600 NZD
Booking Method:
Direct Contact (LINE, Twitter, etc.)
Date of Encounter:
Feb 2023
Location of Service:
Incall Location
Language Notes:
Middle Elvish
Narrative of the Encounter:
So I happened to be in middle earth aka Wellington, New Zeeland and found myself horny. After a bit of googling, it seems like there are three agencies in Wellington and good lord Gandalf did I happen to choose the right one.
After looking at the website, I texted the agency (Madame Mary) asking if Juniper was available and got an almost immediate response. Set an early afternoon time and received the directions to the incall location. In call was about a 20-30 minute walk from my hotel so I decided i would head out an hour early and find some coffee on the way. The way the incall is setup, I entered through the door and Juniper was waiting for me at the top of a tall flight of stairs in a bit of shadow at the top. I am plodding up the stairs and kinda squinting and trying to see what I am in for...
Juniper is incredibly hot. Definitely in my top five of all time. And a super cool Kiwi girl. She is listed on site as 19 but I think she is more early twenties. The pics on site which look good don't do her justice at all. Easily a 10/10 body. Perfect flat stomach, amazing legs, hips and these ridiculous breast that are too big for the rest of her. Her hair is short blond currently.
We head off to the room and I plop down on the couch and we chat for about ten minutes or so. I head off the shower solo clean up quickly and come back out to find her sitting on the bed in her very sexy underwear.
Lots of kissing, followed by a CBJ, followed by Juniper on top sex. I last about two minutes. We chat a bit then dive into round two where I am on top and really step up my game to last about four minutes this time. She is really pretty.
I head off to the shower and we chat some more while I get dressed. She is really into Japan and is planning to visit this year. I tried to get her number but thats a no go. Oh well... i guess no meet up when she comes to Tokyo.
Last note - the facilities at the incall were really nice. Clean and very well done.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended.
Closing Comments:
Definitely recommended if you are in Wellington!
