Title of Your Review:
Overlooked, but underwhelmed: White House in Tsuchiura, Ibaraki
Soapland Name:
White House
Soapland Provider Name:
No longer listed, but like Honoka
Soapland Website:
http://www.whouse-tsuchiura.com/top/
Appointment Length & Costs:
70 minutes, ¥16000 with gaijin tax
Booking Method:
Walk-In
Date of Encounter:
August 2022
Location:
Incall Soapland Provided Room
Language Notes:
English/Japanese Mix
Narrative of the Encounter:
Curiosity got the better of me, as I had heard for years from Japanese coworkers that Tsuchiura is famous for more than its firework festival and lake-bound yacht club. I’ve got no business being there, and nor am I on my way to the bustling metropolises of (checks notes) Mito and Hitachi, it’s just never come up, until I had a friend drop out of plans for Tacos in Toride; so I hitched a ride up north and gave it a look.
Gentlemen, it was all of 10:00, maybe closer to 10:30, and in this fairly worn neighborhood about seven minutes walk from the station with nobody outside walking around between here and there, but there were four or five dudes outside ready to ask me to come take a look.
I’d been told that White House was the most in-and-out professional of the bunch, had no qualms with foreign lads, and had a turnover of college-aged women, some of whom maybe more available than usual due to the break between semesters. When I worked in Kansai, there wasn’t a better time, so I tried my luck and here’s the report.
First, they did have other customers, and of the two women available, one was comfortable with foreigners. The gaijin tax is a nominal ¥1000 extra. I filled out the survey form for what sort of play I was into and where I wanted to bust my nut, and after hanging out in a waiting room larger than my doctor’s for about ten minutes, I was escorted upstairs by my partner to a fairly large room with shower, space for the inflated mat, and then a small bed.
My partner for the event was professional, although way more “cute” than sexy, with the bangs and somewhat of a loli/maid get up. She was a busty young thing, and significantly more around the waist than I might have guessed, but I’m really more into personalities than bodies. I can’t find her profile, but the top half of Honoka. Please imagine a cute, somewhat larger 20-year old who is working behind any given cash register and you’ve got her.
Unfortunately, the chemistry wasn’t working at all, or so I thought? Partway through the shower I asked if I could take a few moments to compliment her form, and it was nice; mostly just kissing and stroking, but no sparks. We toweled off, made small talk about the incredible heat, where I shared that “I’m just terribly nervous, would you mind if I just give you a rub your feet for a moment while I compose myself?”, which helped me like, reassess that I had a cute girl on my lap with her hand on my cock. I did rub her feet, and she capped me with a condom and gave me as much of a covered BJ as she could, which was rather clinical with no flourish or enjoyment.
She understood, and rather than push it at all, because I’m not a creep, I asked her if she might be able to come from digital stimulation while we made out (because I’m into horny women and sweaty post-coital women, but not whatever the hell was going on now with a doe-eyed girl looking at me and waiting for commands.)
That worked alright! We never did fuck, but she straddled my face, got the maybe-actually-coming-really-now-with-a-weird-stranger? quivers, took a breather, and then finished me off with sumata that got cum on her tits. Hooray!
TLDR:
I got a little disinterested, communicated how I felt, and everyone was much happier and needed a shower after. Apparently, I’m far more picky than I thought.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the Soapland?:
No, this review was written without a request from the Soapland or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended, May Repeat.
Closing Comments:
There’s a fucking ton of places over here, and the prices are friendly. If I lived within any reasonable distance, I might become more familiar with the place.
I didn’t bother checking other areas, because I was the only person outside and I already stick out in a crowd, so I leave the in-depth reporting to you all.
Overlooked, but underwhelmed: White House in Tsuchiura, Ibaraki
Soapland Name:
White House
Soapland Provider Name:
No longer listed, but like Honoka
Soapland Website:
http://www.whouse-tsuchiura.com/top/
Appointment Length & Costs:
70 minutes, ¥16000 with gaijin tax
Booking Method:
Walk-In
Date of Encounter:
August 2022
Location:
Incall Soapland Provided Room
Language Notes:
English/Japanese Mix
Narrative of the Encounter:
Curiosity got the better of me, as I had heard for years from Japanese coworkers that Tsuchiura is famous for more than its firework festival and lake-bound yacht club. I’ve got no business being there, and nor am I on my way to the bustling metropolises of (checks notes) Mito and Hitachi, it’s just never come up, until I had a friend drop out of plans for Tacos in Toride; so I hitched a ride up north and gave it a look.
Gentlemen, it was all of 10:00, maybe closer to 10:30, and in this fairly worn neighborhood about seven minutes walk from the station with nobody outside walking around between here and there, but there were four or five dudes outside ready to ask me to come take a look.
I’d been told that White House was the most in-and-out professional of the bunch, had no qualms with foreign lads, and had a turnover of college-aged women, some of whom maybe more available than usual due to the break between semesters. When I worked in Kansai, there wasn’t a better time, so I tried my luck and here’s the report.
First, they did have other customers, and of the two women available, one was comfortable with foreigners. The gaijin tax is a nominal ¥1000 extra. I filled out the survey form for what sort of play I was into and where I wanted to bust my nut, and after hanging out in a waiting room larger than my doctor’s for about ten minutes, I was escorted upstairs by my partner to a fairly large room with shower, space for the inflated mat, and then a small bed.
My partner for the event was professional, although way more “cute” than sexy, with the bangs and somewhat of a loli/maid get up. She was a busty young thing, and significantly more around the waist than I might have guessed, but I’m really more into personalities than bodies. I can’t find her profile, but the top half of Honoka. Please imagine a cute, somewhat larger 20-year old who is working behind any given cash register and you’ve got her.
Unfortunately, the chemistry wasn’t working at all, or so I thought? Partway through the shower I asked if I could take a few moments to compliment her form, and it was nice; mostly just kissing and stroking, but no sparks. We toweled off, made small talk about the incredible heat, where I shared that “I’m just terribly nervous, would you mind if I just give you a rub your feet for a moment while I compose myself?”, which helped me like, reassess that I had a cute girl on my lap with her hand on my cock. I did rub her feet, and she capped me with a condom and gave me as much of a covered BJ as she could, which was rather clinical with no flourish or enjoyment.
She understood, and rather than push it at all, because I’m not a creep, I asked her if she might be able to come from digital stimulation while we made out (because I’m into horny women and sweaty post-coital women, but not whatever the hell was going on now with a doe-eyed girl looking at me and waiting for commands.)
That worked alright! We never did fuck, but she straddled my face, got the maybe-actually-coming-really-now-with-a-weird-stranger? quivers, took a breather, and then finished me off with sumata that got cum on her tits. Hooray!
TLDR:
I got a little disinterested, communicated how I felt, and everyone was much happier and needed a shower after. Apparently, I’m far more picky than I thought.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the Soapland?:
No, this review was written without a request from the Soapland or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended, May Repeat.
Closing Comments:
There’s a fucking ton of places over here, and the prices are friendly. If I lived within any reasonable distance, I might become more familiar with the place.
I didn’t bother checking other areas, because I was the only person outside and I already stick out in a crowd, so I leave the in-depth reporting to you all.
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