Pre-Session Nutrition: To eat or not to eat…?

[requiemmorrow]

…that is most of the question.

Despite being a fat, disgusting, hairy pig, thanks to my deep affection for pussy, plowing it regularly has actually helped me lose weight. On top of it all, I am more flexible and have incredible levels of energy after a really hot afternoon soapland session.

That said, I am absolutely positive the lot of you come to (or not at all) an impasse where the meal your partook in prior to your appointment with the provider causes you trouble. Like for fuck’s sake, I can’t be the only man going mach 1 in a cunt in doggy afraid of hitting mach 2 cause of circumstantial massive fart building up…all from the four cheese pizza consumed before the fun and games began. Luckily I emptied the liquid chamber before releasing the gas that time, but I swore off pizza before sex forever after that.

It also should go without saying that the following foods are not recommended consumption before sexual encounter as well:

• Alcohol. Decreases sexual performance.
• Cheese and dairy. Maybe some folks get no side effects, but I am pretty sure it makes a significant number of us fart or feel bloated and heavy.
• Soda. Bloating and farts…also the sugar rush could drop before the session begins or finishes and it can be draining.
• Asparagus. If you plan on jizzing in the girl’s face or mouth it can make for some foul semen. Maybe this isn’t such a big deal for some of us, but yeah…probably not nice.
• Mushrooms. These foods have something called chitin in them and can make for spontaneously huge shits easily within an hour of consumption. Probably not a good idea if it takes a while to get her panties off and you’re stuck with a boner sitting on the john contemplating your life decisions while she dozes off in the bed.

(The above list doesn’t apply to everyone—yes I know this. This is just speculative and I can correct it if folks whine enough.)

Anyway, what I want to know is: what do you recommend eating to have the best performance before having sex?

In my case, the little nutritional jelly packs and a plain salted onigiri one can pick up at a conbini usually provide just the right amount of energy, with no gas, poop, or bloating. Coffee does help bloodflow, but it often makes me pee or raise blood pressure, so I am on the fence about it.

Inasmuch, there have been great sessions I had on an empty stomach. Maybe cause I’m digging into my disgusting pig reserves of fat so it doesn’t apply to everyone, but any situation other than the two above haven’t really been better.

I am also curious what sort of foods one might eat to improve erection blood flow and other performance issues.

 

[tomatosoup]

A Tomato 🍅 "which contains Lycopene naturally helps blood vessels to relax, which enhances circulation and, in turn, can improve blood flow in the penis and support a healthy erection." But usually, I go on an empty stomach and enjoy a nice meal afterward.

 

[corgiesiao]

…that is most of the question.

Despite being a fat, disgusting, hairy pig, thanks to my deep affection for pussy, plowing it regularly has actually helped me lose weight. On top of it all, I am more flexible and have incredible levels of energy after a really hot afternoon soapland session.

That said, I am absolutely positive the lot of you come to (or not at all) an impasse where the meal your partook in prior to your appointment with the provider causes you trouble. Like for fuck’s sake, I can’t be the only man going mach 1 in a cunt in doggy afraid of hitting mach 2 cause of circumstantial massive fart building up…all from the four cheese pizza consumed before the fun and games began. Luckily I emptied the liquid chamber before releasing the gas that time, but I swore off pizza before sex forever after that.

It also should go without saying that the following foods are not recommended consumption before sexual encounter as well:

• Alcohol. Decreases sexual performance.
• Cheese and dairy. Maybe some folks get no side effects, but I am pretty sure it makes a significant number of us fart or feel bloated and heavy.
• Soda. Bloating and farts…also the sugar rush could drop before the session begins or finishes and it can be draining.
• Asparagus. If you plan on jizzing in the girl’s face or mouth it can make for some foul semen. Maybe this isn’t such a big deal for some of us, but yeah…probably not nice.
• Mushrooms. These foods have something called chitin in them and can make for spontaneously huge shits easily within an hour of consumption. Probably not a good idea if it takes a while to get her panties off and you’re stuck with a boner sitting on the john contemplating your life decisions while she dozes off in the bed.

(The above list doesn’t apply to everyone—yes I know this. This is just speculative and I can correct it if folks whine enough.)

Anyway, what I want to know is: what do you recommend eating to have the best performance before having sex?

In my case, the little nutritional jelly packs and a plain salted onigiri one can pick up at a conbini usually provide just the right amount of energy, with no gas, poop, or bloating. Coffee does help bloodflow, but it often makes me pee or raise blood pressure, so I am on the fence about it.

Inasmuch, there have been great sessions I had on an empty stomach. Maybe cause I’m digging into my disgusting pig reserves of fat so it doesn’t apply to everyone, but any situation other than the two above haven’t really been better.

I am also curious what sort of foods one might eat to improve erection blood flow and other performance issues.

just curious besides plowing if you do go to gym or do any exercises?

 

[Ken4fb]

A Tomato 🍅 "which contains Lycopene naturally helps blood vessels to relax, which enhances circulation and, in turn, can improve blood flow in the penis and support a healthy erection." But usually, I go on an empty stomach and enjoy a nice meal afterward.

Is that why you chose to use the username @tomatosoup ?

 

[requiemmorrow]

just curious besides plowing if you do go to gym or do any exercises?

Nope.

At least four times a week I go on really long walks around Kawasaki, sometimes jogging for stretches to break a sweat or if its cold.
This might be good for circulation at best, but losing weight is really entirely because I don't eat like a pig on days when I pound pussy.

 

[tomatosoup]

Is that why you chose to use the username @tomatosoup ?

Guilty : p

 

[Cinnabums]

Is Viagra nutritious?

 

[Cinnabums]

Honestly, a bowl of oatmoal, bananas and milk coated with cinnamon. A big jug of java and plenty of water.

Planned sex happens in the mornings.

 

[CharlieSimms]

Honestly, a bowl of oatmoal, bananas and milk coated with cinnamon. A big jug of java and plenty of water.

Planned sex happens in the mornings.

Oh? Not this?? 🤔😂

 

[just4fun]

A Tomato 🍅 "which contains Lycopene naturally helps blood vessels to relax, which enhances circulation and, in turn, can improve blood flow in the penis and support a healthy erection." But usually, I go on an empty stomach and enjoy a nice meal afterward.

Good for hangover's too

 

[Fifty Fifty]

I eat very light 2 days prior to meetups. Just dinner. Less than 1,000 calories. I go high protein/low carb. Pan-cooked chicken breast with olive oil in a little butter with various seasoning powders. Garlic, onion, paprika, cumin, chili, salt pepper. Then put on tortilla wrap with lettuce and whatever spicy oil or dressing I see. After building up my protein bank, the day of I usually make a McMuffin at home. Less oil than McD, and it hits the hunger from the days before. I have that about 3 hours prior.

Like your concern, I found that it’s better for me to cut my food some days prior so the stomach/bowels are empty, and then eat something that is filling, but not overwhelming that day. If you find you’re too hungry on the way to appointment, conbinis sell protein bars that are really good. They taste just like candy bars, and won’t give you a sugar spike/crash just when you need your energy.

 

[CharlieSimms]

I eat very light 2 days prior to meetups. Just dinner. Less than 1,000 calories. I go high protein/low carb. Pan-cooked chicken breast with olive oil in a little butter with various seasoning powders. Garlic, onion, paprika, cumin, chili, salt pepper. Then put on tortilla wrap with lettuce and whatever spicy oil or dressing I see. After building up my protein bank, the day of I usually make a McMuffin at home. Less oil than McD, and it hits the hunger from the days before. I have that about 3 hours prior.

Like your concern, I found that it’s better for me to cut my food some days prior so the stomach/bowels are empty, and then eat something that is filling, but not overwhelming that day. If you find you’re too hungry on the way to appointment, conbinis sell protein bars that are really good. They taste just like candy bars, and won’t give you a sugar spike/crash just when you need your energy.

Good advice but not sure it’s gonna work for OP as he is boning every other day - if a dry spell. He basically would then stop eating and truly subsist on the pootie pie.

Not sure about the protein bars. Pretty much candy imho. Get some top end whey isolate and put a banana and some quality, healthy peanut butter in there - blend that up with the ice cold h2o oh and maybe some black coffee right in there too - and that is a pre-game snack to get u ready for the boneyard! 🤩

 

[Fifty Fifty]

True, if @requiemmorrow followed my advice, with his unrivaled frequency, he’d most likely develop an eating disorder 😂

 

[requiemmorrow]

Good advice but not sure it’s gonna work for OP as he is boning every other day - if a dry spell. He basically would then stop eating and truly subsist on the pootie pie.

I'll have you know that I haven't boned since this morning. And before that yesterday. And before that Thursday. And before that...Monday...yeah...
And the pootie pie is a fantastic source of nutrition. There's a reason why vitamin and vagina both begin with a V.

(Well, actually because both words have Latin roots...)

Not sure about the protein bars. Pretty much candy imho. Get some top end whey isolate and put a banana and some quality, healthy peanut butter in there - blend that up with the ice cold h2o oh and maybe some black coffee right in there too - and that is a pre-game snack to get u ready for the boneyard! 🤩

So basically, mix that disgusting chalk powder with tasty foods to make it palatable, and reassign its purpose from body building to body banging? Alright, I'll take it.

 

[Maxblack]

No eating a meal within a few hours of any physical activity. Maybe a snack but I’d rather not have anything slapping around inside my tummy.
Hungry sex is good.
Post sex eating is also excellent.
And since I’m old and fat, none of that “eat X food for more libido” nonsense is going to make the slightest difference.
If she’s attractive enough and pulls on my ballsack with one hand, absent mindedly squeezes her boob with the other whilst I’m desperately searching for her magic bean and in the meanwhile gnawing on the other nipple like it’s a Cadbury egg, then I don’t need a meal.
If she’s hotter than plasma but the only sound she makes is the occasional bored sigh and she’s always checking her phone then all the libido rising food in the world won’t wake Willy from his unenthused slumber and I’d rather leave and go eat a yummy tonkatsu.

 

[Ken4fb]

There's a reason why vitamin and vagina both begin with a V.

Viagra too then?

If she’s attractive enough and pulls on my ballsack with one hand, absent mindedly squeezes her boob with the other whilst I’m desperately searching for her magic bean and in the meanwhile gnawing on the other nipple like it’s a Cadbury egg, then I don’t need a meal.
If she’s hotter than plasma but the only sound she makes is the occasional bored sigh and she’s always checking her phone then all the libido rising food in the world won’t wake Willy from his unenthused slumber and I’d rather leave and go eat a yummy tonkatsu.

This is so true.

Regarding the topic, I would say it depends. Sometimes too much eating before leads to bad sex. Another time an excellent meal plus good wine put the lady into the mood and the sex was great. I tend to agree with @Fifty Fifty and @CharlieSimms that having an easily digest high protein food works best. I usually have a protein bar since I suck at planning ahead and don't have enough time to prepare the protein shake.

 

[hrbb]

I am so bad at this - the amount of times I've had to dash for a shit just before an appointment.

 

[Ken4fb]

I am so bad at this - the amount of times I've had to dash for a shit just before an appointment.

which is still better than having to dash for a shit during the appointment, which happens to me more often than I would like to admit especially in 3/4P

 

[shadowboxer]

which is still better than having to dash for a shit during the appointment, which happens to me more often than I would like to admit especially in 3/4P

 

[Maxblack]

Victory nap on her boobs is a thing I pay money for.
Also off topic but man I really appreciate the hot wet towel clean up when I’m lying there dazed. Do NOT attack my limpy with a handful of tissues I’m pulling tissue bits off my sack and mushroom for hours after. Go to furo use hot water wet a small towel return to bed clean me up. Please someone teach this to ALL the escorts; there are too many who don’t and it’s such an easy win.

 

[Doggyfong]

Heard that pineapples make your semen sweet...
Never tried it before a session, maybe i should bring afew cans of pineapple juice to Japan before a pinsaro session

 

[requiemmorrow]

Victory nap on her boobs is a thing I pay money for.
Also off topic but man I really appreciate the hot wet towel clean up when I’m lying there dazed. Do NOT attack my limpy with a handful of tissues I’m pulling tissue bits off my sack and mushroom for hours after. Go to furo use hot water wet a small towel return to bed clean me up. Please someone teach this to ALL the escorts; there are too many who don’t and it’s such an easy win.

Then there are the ladies that completely forget that part and let you sit there in your partially Runka Bulle’d splendor…

 

[Danbo]

I think you are making too much of a science out if it. If you are in general good shape I would say that eating/drinking doesn't have such a huge influence. Of course you shouldn't eat huge amounts or something disgusting beforehands. Alcohol only poses a problem when you are really drunk, but not in reasonable dosages.

I understand that it makes sense to plan your meals around your workout schedule to train efficiently.....but sex reliese more on daily mood and spontaneity.

 

[Durg50]

I think you are making too much of a science out if it. If you are in general good shape I would say that eating/drinking doesn't have such a huge influence. Of course you shouldn't eat huge amounts or something disgusting beforehands. Alcohol only poses a problem when you are really drunk, but not in reasonable dosages.

I understand that it makes sense to plan your meals around your workout schedule to train efficiently.....but sex reliese more on daily mood and spontaneity.

Alcohol in moderation can even help if you have a bit of a hair trigger.