Title of Your Review:
A new low in Kabukicho, and lessons learned
Service Name:
Sakura-relax
Provider Name:
Sakura relax
Website/Contact Info:
http://sakura-relax.net/
Appointment Length & Costs:
¥20,000
Booking Method:
Walk-In
Date of Encounter:
November 2023
Location:
Incall Provider Hotel/Residence
Language Notes:
Other: Please Specify in Review
Narrative of the Encounter:
I walked up the dimly lit stairwell to Sakura Relax. My heart was pounding in anticipation…I had read the reviews on TAG and this place seemingly offered cheap FS and had cute young Chinese girls. Sounds like a hidden gem!
When I reached the third floor, I saw the security camera outside the door. I gave a brief wave to the camera and rang the doorbell, moments later I heard light footfalls approaching. The friendly aged face that opened immediately ushered me in. She said a few things to me in what I believe was Chinese. She gestured towards the couch that sat inside the foyer, and she went down the hallway to fetch the laminated menu that had prices.
In the brief moment that she was gone, I took a moment to survey my surroundings. This place was odd…not quite residential, but not quite business. Ceiling tiles lined the ceiling, and sheets covered the fluorescent lighting panels. There were a few dimly lit lamps spread around providing what you might call ambience. The air hung heavy with cigarette smoke and a pale red light shone from beyond the bathroom door, which was left ajar.
The mamasan returned and didn’t waste any time: “1 girl? 2 girl?” My mind went to the TAG reviews I had read…they spoke of “smoke shows”, young Chinese girls, and perky tits. Despite this, I decided on just the one girl. It was a more appealing price of ¥20,000 versus ¥30,000.
Once the payment was handled, she ushered me into the first of three stalls. A dark curtain hung in the entry way. When pulled aside it revealed a lone mattress on the floor. Not unlike the ones you see at Thai massage parlors.
She instructed me to strip naked, and she went down the hallway. She returned a brief moment later with the girl. When I laid eyes on her, it is fair to say that she did not match what I had been expecting. This girl was probably early 40s, short, stocky, and homely. She was not pretty.
My mind was racing…do I leave? Is this the type of place that takes returns? Why had the reviews sung such high praises?
While standing there, she started jerking me off, and I was horny enough that I went with it. She led me to the red-lit bathroom I had spotted earlier. With the door fully opened, I could see that it was a very dirty bathroom combined with laundry machines and a makeshift shower. I glanced down at the toilet and saw that a lone turd was floating in the water. She noticed, and closed the toilet seat. The shower was unremarkable. She dialed my dick and butt hole, rinsed and then toweled me off.
When we returned to our curtain clad cubicle, she instructed me to lie on my back and began to undress. She pulled the small tan dress (the type that Barney Rubble wore) and then dropped her undies. What struck me first was her unkempt mound of pubic hair. then my eyes went upward to her portly little pot belly. The up to her that were actually not half bad. Average size but perky enough.
She wasted no time and slowly started teasing my dick with her hands. She then tried getting me to pay ¥20,000 more….not sure what her logic was because of the significant language barrier. In any case, I had no intention of dropping any more money in this place.
Once I got the message across, she basically just shrugged and started jerking me off more intensely. It felt good enough; she had soft skin and would fondle my balls nicely.
2-3 minutes passed and she started blowing me. The blowjob was not very good. She seemed more concerned with making a good “sounding” blowjob (ie lots of sucking sounds) than a good feeling blowjob. I usually enjoy the view, but for this I stared at the ceiling. Maybe 5 minutes later she comes up and says “COOCHIE??” In heavily accented English. She even started putting my dick in bareback. I stopped her for obvious reasons and said “sure, but condom!”
She scrambled around and found one, and got me wrapped up. She then had me stand up and she laid on her back so we could mish. At this point I am just ready to get this whole situation behind me. I start thrusting and not really holding back. I wanted to cum as quick as possible to I could leave.
While I’m thrusting, she makes really odd facial expressions. Almost like a crying/praying face. I can’t tell if it feels good to her or what type of expressions these are. I was successful enough in cumming quickly , I nutted in the condom maybe 4 minutes later. She giggled that I came so quick.
She ushered me back to the shower where she washed me off. While I was drying, she stayed behind and washed herself. I took this opportunity to go back to the cubicle so I could dress and leave. I was 75% of the way there when she returned. She looked surprised and said “no no, massagey!” I tried to stand my ground and said “finish” and pointed towards the door.
The mama San overheard and came back. She said “woah woah slow down! You haven’t got massagey yet!” I reluctantly undressed again and laid down.
She then spent the next 45 minutes prodding around my naked body with her hands and elbows. There didn’t seem to be rhyme or reason, she just sort of meandered. Twice throughout she tried to jerk me off but I really wasn’t feeling it. She even lifted her dress and put my hand on her panties. Didn’t work, still wasn’t feeling it. She spent maybe 10 minutes just kind of mashing my flaccid penis.
She also tried walking on my back. It started out unremarkable. But when she got towards my upper back, I felt a pop in my rib cage and I let out of howl of pain. She hopped down and I apologized.
Eventually she stood up and said “finish!” I wasted no time, dressed and bolted.
This was a really bad experience for me. However, I do realize that my expectations are too high to be going to a bargain bin place like this. I learned a valuable lesson in that i need to stick to legitimate places that cost a little more money.
Also: what’s up with all the Nigerians here? They are really annoying.
Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.
Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
