Trying to play Freud?
I'm just killing time, and bringing funny topics (like the cut off penis one) is one of my pastimes (along with playing guitar).
That being said, I know by experience that every good thing has an end, so there's nothing insecure about playing with possible future scenarios. So many things could happen within the next 40 years.
It's one thing to be with a GF where scheduling isn't an issue and taking a pee break isn't a huge problem
I know it's kind of a joke post, but having to pee or whatever during sex with a pro is really a bummer. It's one thing to be with a GF where scheduling isn't an issue and taking a pee break isn't a huge problem and I can was up afterwards. But seeing a provider where a) I'm on the clock and b) even if I gotta pee, a provider might not want to continue for hygiene reasons.
So while peeing at the love hotel while I'm waiting for my deriheru date isn't a problem, in the US knowing where the closest Starbucks or whatever to a provider's incall is is a handy thing.
When ejaculating I tend to relax, and I've farted a couple of times as my body involuntarily spasms but normally this tends to result in a look of horror from me and a fit of giggles from the woman.
Advancing technology may soon come to the rescue! ...