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Shinjuku - Moe Mogami-エリアNO.1☆美女デリサークル

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Title of Your Review:
Moe Mogami-エリアNO.1☆美女デリサークル

Service Name:
エリアNO.1☆美女デリサークル

Provider Name:
Moe Mogami

Website/Contact Info:
https://ranking-deli.jp/8/shop/34051/

Appointment Length & Costs:
1 Hour for 14,000 Yen

Booking Method:
Telephone: Reservation

Date of Encounter:
July 2023

Location:
Outcall Personal Residence

Language Notes:
Japanese Only

Narrative of the Encounter:
So here's the story. I've had a lot of good prior experiences with delivery health at my apartment and hotel while visiting Kyoto and Osaka but I was getting kind of bored of the same girl I usually order to my apartment so I wanted to try something new. Kinda into the Jiraikei girls since they got me acting unwise out in public when I go to work so I found this service by searching my address and delivery health services that can deliver there in Japanese.

I stumbled across the service above and called them. My Japanese level is almost intermediate level so I was able to understand the phone operator and properly convey everything I wanted to say. But I have a heavy American accent whenever I speak Japanese so they usually ask the usually "nihonkata" question to which I replied with "third-generation Japanese" which I'm not but I'm Asian-American so who can tell the difference lol. The guy generalizes me as an American but allows my order of a 60-minute course through so I'm pretty happy despite the passive racism. He states an ETA of about one hour.

One hour passes so I don't know what the deal is so I call them again. The phone operator says he'll call the driver to get ready. I'm like "My guy you're telling them to get ready now?!?!" But okay fine they get a pass. Meanwhile, I get suspicious so I research the delivery health company and find out they're based around the Shinjuku to Kabukicho area and I live about an hour or so drive away from there so I'm like "Okay they can get a pass."

One more hour passes and I'm physically seething. I've been killing time with brain-rot YouTube Shorts so I'm at my breaking point. I give them another call. The guy says one more hour and I'm just like so done with this service and asked if they've canceled it and are indirectly trying to tell me that. My Japanese here is a bit hard to understand so he asks if I want to cancel the service now. I'm in too deep at this point so I say "Can you still deliver?" in Japanese and the guy says yes.

One more hour passes and NOTHING. I call for the 3rd time or so absolutely malding and the phone operator finally guarantees a time in one more hour. But at this point, I'm heavily skeptical because of all the prior delays. If this didn't pan out, I'd straight up cancel and call off the whole thing. Other places can accept my money.

Come one hour the girl actually comes! My apartment has a camera at the building door and a screen for me in my room to see who's there before letting them into the main complex of the building so I see the driver and the girl. Now what's strange is the girl looks kinda off with unkept hair but the screen is blurry so I just see matching black hair and general fashion style to the girl in the photograph I ordered earlier. The next strange thing is the driver paging my room. He has the Akihabara skinny Otaku build which I think is strange. My prior delivery health experiences had the driver be somewhat intimidating or somewhat well-built for good reason. In case the girls are in trouble and they need to intervene. So some red flags were blaring in my system already but I let them in.

A few minutes later the skinny driver knocks on my door before the girl is in my direct view which is kinda sketchy but this has happened before so I'm not too suspicious yet. But what's strange is how the guy asks me to pay him first before I see the girl with my own eyes and not through my apartment's intercom screen. So weird man. This is a first for me at this point. In hindsight not the best idea. But I'm only done 3-4 delivery health services before so maybe this is a rare case. I pay the guy 14,000 yen and he leaves.
3 minutes later the girl comes knocking and I open the door.

No shit this 6-foot really fat acne-scarred walrus teeth mid 40s woman comes through. I'm just like so done with life at this point. I already paid the 14,000 yen so what am I gonna do? It's better to cut my losses and just go through with the service. The worst part was she had some sketchy smell which kinda stank up my apartment. Also, that dress I mentioned earlier apparently my intercom screen's blur concealed the sweatpants she was wearing under there. So there was obviously no effort to at least look nice with the clothes she wore.
Even worse the shower service. For better or for worse she said we take the shower individually meaning that I take the shower by myself and she takes it by herself. Kind of glad that was the case for this woman but in delivery health services they usually do it with you. She asked to do the whole deed on my bed and I'm bullshitting so hard by saying I still have to clean it and that it's dirty AF. I propose to do it on my chair and I sit down and she gives me a handjob with lotion but her hands are so plump and big they engulf my entire penis. Ngl, it did not feel good at all. I don't know why but I also asked for oral lol. If I'm down 14,000 yen I'm gonna try the oral option. Her walrus teeth legit scratched my dick so in hindsight it was not the right play.

I ended up asking to look at porn while she gave me a handjob to distract myself from the atrocities that are going on down there. She gave me permission so I did so and eventually, the deed was done. I didn't even have post-nut clarity because I was in post-nut clarity the whole time. Afterward, she showers herself all alone and stays for a bit since the deed was done in 30 minutes. I just want her out of my room at this point but she insists that she has to stay the whole time so I just chat to her in Japanese about topics like her experiences traveling or her hobbies. She's basically dry but I'm not an asshole so I'm concealing all my feelings of regret and pretend that I'm mildly interested in the conversation with her. At the end of the whole thing I send her off with a "Ki Wo Tsukete" at the door to be polite. Then I proceed to sit in my chair and turn on jazz music while contemplating the meaning of life in the biggest state of clarity I've experienced my whole life. Like damn I didn't even know girls like her even existed in Tokyo before I used this service. I've never seen someone that atrocious EVER my whole time in this densely packed urbanized area.

Overall:

I DO NOT RECOMMEND! STAY CLEAR OF THIS SERVICE AT ALL COSTS!

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
PLEASE AVOID THIS SERVICE AT ALL COSTS!!!!!
 
Thanks for your report!

Approved: 8/1/2023
 
Thanks for the review OP. Sorry you had a horrible time, but at the same time it was one of the best written reports as of late. Good luck on your next punt.
 
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Oof. Well written, and sorry to hear. Karma owes you a stellar experience on your next foray.
 
I think it is pretty damn obvious they didn't send one of their girls. They probably ended up outsourcing it to the cheapest agency in your area.