I wanna just go to these places to fuck with them and stall their valuable Friday night time. Allow them to lead me to the room, stall the prepayment until I can be brought to the room. Then pull out some precisely cut photos of money out of my coin filled pockets (10 and 1 Yen coins flying out of the pockets and onto the floor) and earnestly attempt to pay them with it while acting as if I don't know any different. Then invite them to an ATM where none of my cards accept. Finally I get 2,000 Yen out by accident on one card and then enter the pin incorrectly too many times to get the rest of the money and the card gets locked from further advances. Answer a random phone call spending 17 minutes talking about the ferret's diarrhea and what we should do when I get back home. After the call, tell them I gotta take a breather and lead me to the closest toilet since I had too much beer and Yakitori. After having them wait 15 more minutes, come out drenched dripping in sweat and ask them if they take Bitcoin payment, my remaining 2,200 Yen Passimo, or take an IOU, .etc, etc.