Suzy Wong Harem Club Phuket Thailand

[Kindman]

Service and/or Provider's Name:
Harem Club

Country & City:
Phuket Thailand

Date of Encounter:
April 2022

Contact Method:
https://goo.gl/maps/THcSV5Q1iAahDTXL9

Internet Link?:
https://goo.gl/maps/THcSV5Q1iAahDTXL9

Appointment Length & Costs:
15000b 2 hours

Type/Location:
Incall/outcall both

Language Notes:
English

Details of the Encounter:
I am now in Phuket Thailand by myself. Two other friends were suppose to come with me but change their minds last minute. I went to Suzy Wong in Patong, Phuket which my friends recommended.

Unfortunately, SW was closed for that day. But next door was another club called Harem Gentlemen's Club 21/2-8 Soi Seadragon, ตำบลป่าตอง อำเภอกะทู้ ภูเก็ต 83150 . You can use google map to search the place. It includes photos of the place.

I like attractive young pretty girls. They are my bane. And when I mean - pretty - I mean "Club E" pretty. People's beauty standards vary. And mine are specifically high.

https://www.cup-e.club/ploy_1130/

If the girl is not that attractive I find it really hard to retain interest.

I was over at Cafe Del Mar Phuket in Bang Tong the other night and the place was full of absolutely beautiful young girls in bikinis but with rich looking guys. I talked to some of the girls and one of them passed me her contact - I tried contacting her later but no reply.

Anyhow outside Harem - there were girls wearing sexy French maid dresses touting for customers. A cute girl in a FMD spotted me and asked me to check the place out. No cover charge.

I walked in and I was immediately impressed. It was a topless dancing venue. There were about 50+ girls, all of them attractive, Some looked like Club E models (see Club E posts on Facebook and Instagram).

drinks are about 250b. (930Yen)

You can sit there and just drink and ogle the girls.

But the temptation is simply too much - some of them - the ones with bigger boobs walk around topless. And I find it impossible to ignore a topless beautiful girl who asks to sit with me and buy her a "drink". bargirl shots are about 250b. Its basically water. They ask for two shots (500b).

That last for about 10 minutes or so. Until they get another "shot" and this carries on until you run out of cash.

The girls are fun and a tease. Its nice to walk into a place with beautiful women who want to rub their breasts in your face while you stroke their pussy.

Samorn, my french maid girl was cute. Nice B breasts, trim figure, cute firm ass - she was nice and tight. I stroked her cunt as she sat down with me and she played with my cock.

Her English language skills wasn't so good but she seemed like good company.

After sometime, I got down to business and ask the girl if she wanted to come to my hotel. She thought about it for a long time and then said yes. But the bar fine - to take her out of the place - was about 5000b she said. And she wanted 15000b ($56kYen) for the fuck. I said OK, and she didn't seem happy about it strangely.

Her English wasn't that great. I said ok, when can you leave? But she started getting evasive and making excuses.

We had this crazy confusing discussion over price and timing. But she pass me her LINE contact - surreptitiously - they are not allowed to do so. And she told me to message her later so I didn't need to pay the bar fine.

Then she disappeared somewhere - not sure to do what exactly. And I saw another girl and asked her to sit with me - Pook. Pook told me her price was 10000b and the bar fine was only 2k. I got a bit pissed off.

Samorn returned and didn't seem happy. But she got with the program and I had two girls riding me or playing with my cock in that bar.

After awhile I asked both of them who wanted to come to my hotel room.

Then they had a discussion in thai. Pook said she would come to my hotel and her price was 5000b - and the bar fine was 5000b. Sorry, she didn't know the bar fine increase due to a public holiday. This made me feel uneasy.

Samorn gave me a sexy cowgirl ride for awhile and then she left.

Pook was prettier than Samorn in an elegant classical way but Samorn had a better body proportion.

Pook came back to my hotel. I paid her the 5000b. And she got on with it - her DFK was good. But she was a smoker and her mouth stank. That put me off kissing her any further.

I laid on my plush bed while she gave me a killer BBBJ for about 10 to 15 minutes.

I notice her breasts were about a flatish B and she had a noticable caesaran scar on your stomach.

For some reason I was not getting hard.

After a bit she made some excuse to say she plan to see her sister to bring her some food and she would be back in 20 minutes. And stay the night over and leave at 6am

At this point I had run out of fucks to give.

I also remembered I had a scuba diving trip planned the next day at 7.30am and I didn't want to chance her oversleeping and having to forcibly throw her out of my hotel room.

We said goodbye and I message Pook later not to come back. I got no reply.

I message Samorn the next day to see if she wanted to come to my hotel. She said she was busy at work. Maybe I should have explicitly offered her the price in the message - but at this point I was tired of this game.

What I worry about is paying the girl and getting a shit service. I don't mind paying the price, but I expect a favorable treatment. And I esp hate it when the girl fucks with me.

My scuba diving driver - my friend has been using him for years - took me to a dodgy looking brothel massage shop later - Carnation Phuket Massage. The girls seemed pretty and friendly - not much makeup though. 2500b for a short time. Then a busload of Bangladashi punters pulled over. And I got a bit sicken by the whole experience.

Later I went scuba diving with a bunch of German tourists. Diving at Phi Phi was great but I nearly threw up underwater because one of the female divers had the ass the size of a cow. And she was wearing a thong. I think I need therapy to wash that memory out of my brain.

I might return back to Harem - because the venue itself is quite plush. The girls are young and attractive with cute tight butts and big boobs the way I like to see it. If the girl that sits with me isn't interested in going to my hotel room. I'll walk out for awhile before returning back to choose another girl.

Its hard to find girls who are model pretty, and can give good service. I am afraid the girls at Harem are model pretty but incapable of giving good service in bed.

Pictures/Advertisement Accurate?:
Pictures were mostly accurate.

Final Thoughts:
Recommended, May Repeat.

Closing Comments:
Worth a visit. Don't stay too long.

 

[TAG Manager]

Thanks for your review from Thailand!

Approved: 4/18/2022

 

[Kindman]

Some good news. The manager from Suzy Wong message me after I mentioned about the 5000 baht bar fine. He asks to speak to me about it as the fine is only 2000 baht. I'll be going to Suzy Wong which is next door to Harem - I think the owner owns both.

 

[psd]

It's a very long time since I was in Phuket but those prices are ridiculous. Hang around the beer bars in Patong and find some cute little thing that smiles at you in just the right way.

 

[Arikop]

Love you "Cup E" standard! A man of taste indeed. Have you any place in Bangkok that you would recommend?

 

[Kindman]

It's a very long time since I was in Phuket but those prices are ridiculous. Hang around the beer bars in Patong and find some cute little thing that smiles at you in just the right way.

I heard some people say I have been conned by paying 10k baht - I only wish to ask what their idea of beauty is. Because I realise that beauty differs greatly among punters. Show me your idea of a "cute little thing".

 

[Kindman]

Love you "Cup E" standard! A man of taste indeed. Have you any place in Bangkok that you would recommend?

I have not been to Bangkok for a very long time. The last time I went there I was at this place called Posideon . My friends say its not so good now and recommend another place called LORDS - but I myself have not been there yet.

 

[Kindman]

Round 2 - I went to Suzy Wong again. The manager contacted me and told me it was open. But when I went there its closed. I was a bit confused but Harem was open - and its the same owner. It was 8.40pm. There was a sizable crowd even though its a Monday night. I had other things to do the next day so no time to waste; I didn't want to walk around.

Suzy Wong and Harem Club are run by the same owner. Hence the confusion I guess.

(Ok one thing about Thai people - their level of English is not so good, well, try learning Thai, and there might be misunderstanding and lost in translation moments - just remember you are here in Thailand for a good time. And its not really worth the bother of arguing over small change). I try and tip my service staff, bellboys, waiters, etc.. 100b ($4) - peanuts to me. But for them its 1/3 of their average wage. Spoke to my Thai guide and she was saying life for them during covid was terrible, many of them lost their jobs and had to end up sleeping on the streets. Fortunately, she didn't need to. )

8.40pm. I walked into Harem - its Monday, the girls looked a bit bored. The mood was a bit sedated. Few customers. Plenty of girls but they look bored.

Took awhile to get a good seat. Here's a good tip - just speak slowly and directly. Don't try and add color to your conversation, the Thai waiters won't understand.

I ordered a 260b drink. I watched the "pole" dancers in action. Its not actually pole dancing. The girls dance on a centre table area.

The feeling was a bit boring. If this carried on, I would walk out. I saw a cute bar girl in another place outside, but I decided to wait and see.

5 minutes later, this attractive girl with a "Hooters" type of body - JJ - asked to sit with me. She looked 18. She said she was 27? but she looked like 18. Her English language skills was not bad but not great. Her demeanour sort of reminded me of a girl at a high school dance. She seemed a bit nervous? She didn't ask for a drink. We made small talk and she seemed really nice.

There was something about her I liked. So I bought her a drink 250b (about $10). She wasn't a gold digger. And did not pester me for two drinks like the previous girl from last night. That drink went a long pleasurable while. She had a "Jessica Alba" ass and nice D tits. And she wasn't shy about her body parts. I was surprised she didn't start demanding for more drinks. We talked for awhile and made out.

I have a scuba dive trip on tomorrow so no time to waste. I asked her if she wanted to come back to my hotel and she said how much would I be prepared to pay her. Off the top of my head I said 5000baht and she immediately agreed. She said the bar fine was B2000 . I went to talk to the floor managers and they said yes its B2000 but they said I had to wait until 9.30pm before I could take her out. AND the manager said I had to buy another round of drinks for her which totalled B2500. It sounded a bit BS to me, but them the rules.

So just to take her out of the bar would cost 4500b not including the girl's payment.

So total damage would be about in the region of 10,000B for 2 hours. Sexy time was roughly 9.50 - 11.50pm. I told her she could leave by midnight as I had to sleep alone.

9.10pm. At this point in time, 30 minutes into my stay at Harem, the mood of the place was lit up. I think more girls showed up. There were some really sexy attractive dancers on the tables - one of them was so gorgeous I would have fucked her straight up. She waved and looked at me. I waved back. She smiled at me etc.. Atmosphere had gone up.

And I notice a few more girls smiling at me and making small chat. Monday night was still wasn't as full on as Thursday. The girls were not topless. But anyhow the mood was improved. The girls were more friendly now. Good thing I didn't walk out.

One of the girls said, the police had paid them a visit and told them to tone down on the indecency. lol.

I haven't been to the other clubs. But this place is guaranteed to have 40 to 50 pretty girls in that room. If you just want to hang out here you can do it for a cheap price. Find yourself a girl that doesn't bother you too much for multiple drinks all at once. Or simply ignore their request for drinks and just drink slowly.

What impressed me was - JJ - was not demanding. She sat down. Didn't even ask for a drink. I had to offer to buy her a drink. I think that was a good sign of character.

I told her about my misfortune with the previous girl and she said I could complain to the floor manager as that it unacceptable behavior. I also told her I would only pay her after our session and she agreed to it.

9.20pm. I notice some female foreign tourist wandering in with their male foreign tourist companions - the female tourists who were a bit of on the matron side had a look similar to a Rabbi who just walked into a Pork butcher shop by mistake.

Ok, so the bar fine of 2000b and the manager demand that I buy the girl 10 x 250b drinks seemed a tad excessive. But meh. Its not something I worry about while i am on this kind of holiday.

JJ was very charming. She is from Chiang Mai. And worked here for about 5 days.

Took her back to my hotel room and its full on GFE. She was really cute. What can I say, she put me at ease.

We had some shower fun and she washed me down soapland style and blew me in the shower for awhile. Her BBBJ wasn't JAV class. And she baulked at sucking my cock when it got a bit wet with cum.

Then we had sex on bed. She was fun to be with. A girlfriend sort of sex fun.

I was just simply amazed by her body. She had glorious D cup tits. I think they were enhanced- they were nice malleable and firm. Her pussy was shaved. Really nice pleasant personality. Would like to get to know her more. But her English was limited.

In summary, she had a porn star body but she gave a normal kind of sex. I finished off by taking her in the shower and jerking off on those beautiful tities of hers. She kneeled down while I jerked off on her beautiful naked body. Some of the cum hit her hair, I came so much, I think I cracked my nut.

Paid her the cash, and gave her 500b for her taxi ride home. Its only 200b for the taxi ride fyi. Would I see her again? Hell ya.

I asked her if she could come back and see me again in my hotel room but she asked I had to pay off the Club first. Later on the next day, I may have got food poisoning after eating a medium rare hamburger from a 5 star hotel.

no more sexy time. And my time in Thailand was up.

In conclusion, there will be dozens of girls like her at this club. You just have to sort them out. Watch out for red flags. If they start demanding too many drinks quickly, that's a warning sign.

Some of them will not be interested going back to your hotel room and that is why they might quote you a higher price. Think about how much you want to pay. If you are not certain, you can chat with the floor managers and ask them about an average price.

Don't be afraid to politely tell the girl to leave. Another one will replace her quickly. Just smile, act cordial and enjoy yourself. Choose a girl that you fancy, they can't pass you their phone numbers at the club; if caught that will get them fired.

Extremely beautiful girls. Plush club. And it felt very safe. I don't drink alcohol that much. I just like the eye candy. Then if you want to take a girl back, you can decide which one to choose. The club will be reluctant to let the girl go if its not 9.30pm.

One of my thai guides said one of her customers, after getting drunk, dropped 10,000b in 10 minutes at the Club after deciding to buy ALL the girls in the club several rounds of drinks. Best to not do that.

 

[psd]

If Christin Massage is still open, wander down there in the late afternoon and see what's on offer and how much. The male staff will "interview" you first to set a price first. The service is good.

 

[Boysan]

I have not been to Bangkok for a very long time. The last time I went there I was at this place called Posideon . My friends say its not so good now and recommend another place called LORDS - but I myself have not been there yet.

LORDS was absolutely the best but unfortunately it closed its door before Covid shutdown

 

[ah toh]

Lords was closed long before COVID and Maria is the one to replace it to take the crown.
Maria girls from 5k-15k, if you ask for models can go up to 20-30k.
Black caviar 4-18k.
utopia 2k above, model 7k-15k(heard former thai penthouse models were there, now i not sure so it is just trying luck)

i plan to go this 3 shops in my coming Aug trips(2 trips), maria i will go again , and would like to meet 10-30k models , budget no issue , only if the girls available

if anyone want to know more details, stay tune my reviews after Aug.
i just make sure covid is not stopping me now

 

[boogermachine]

I came across this > year old thread since I was looking for P4P options in Phuket Thailand.

Basically, my brother and I were arguing where we were going to spend the winter holidays and his preference Thailand won over my preference Japan (again). He's a swimmer / scuba diver whereas I'm an unathletic indoor person... I'll visit the beaches yeah but I'm still researching things to do while he's out in the waves.

As someone who lost his P4P virginity in Japan where everything is straightforward (barely any negotiations since usually everything is on a course menu; once the girl arrives it's nonstop service), reading this thread I'm turned off by the so many circumstantial negotiations that have to occur... I'm assuming this is the norm in the Southeast Asia bargirl scene?

And I'm like... the Thai baht seems strong now, while the Yen is weak... the ballpark prices quoted here seems to be no different than what I paid in JPY minus the 10K yen or so gaijin tax. If it's going to be roughly the same cost I'd rather stick to Japanese girls.

I'll mark this place on my map regardless. I don't even like drinking alcohol so I'll probably just watch, order ginger ale, and it seems you're allowed to fondle. Taking a girl out to a hotel here -- I can't imagine what a short stay hotel would be like. I've been to Thailand once before, but only in the Bangkok business district.

 

[Babaram]

Samorn, my french maid girl was cute. Nice B breasts, trim figure, cute firm ass - she was nice and tight. I stroked her cunt as she sat down with me and she played with my cock.

Her English language skills wasn't so good but she seemed like good company.

After sometime, I got down to business and ask the girl if she wanted to come to my hotel. She thought about it for a long time and then said yes. But the bar fine - to take her out of the place - was about 5000b she said. And she wanted 15000b ($56kYen) for the fuck. I said OK, and she didn't seem happy about it strangely.

Samorn tried to vastly overcharge you, most likely because she did not want to go with you. 5K baht barfine and 15K baht to go with you are absolutely outrageous. Suzie Wong and Harem are tourist traps, but even there bar fine should not be more than 2K, and LT should not exceed 7K. For local pricing, I recommend checking into local sites, or r/Phuket on Reddit if you not want to go bankrupt. In general, upscale gogos are the worst places to pick up girls. They make a lot of money with overpriced ladydrinks. If you want a fuck without shenanigans, go to Christin Massage soapy, and you'll get four girls for the price of one Samorn, no barfine.

 

[Babaram]

I came across this > year old thread since I was looking for P4P options in Phuket Thailand.

Basically, my brother and I were arguing where we were going to spend the winter holidays and his preference Thailand won over my preference Japan (again). He's a swimmer / scuba diver whereas I'm an unathletic indoor person... I'll visit the beaches yeah but I'm still researching things to do while he's out in the waves.

As someone who lost his P4P virginity in Japan where everything is straightforward (barely any negotiations since usually everything is on a course menu; once the girl arrives it's nonstop service), reading this thread I'm turned off by the so many circumstantial negotiations that have to occur... I'm assuming this is the norm in the Southeast Asia bargirl scene?

And I'm like... the Thai baht seems strong now, while the Yen is weak... the ballpark prices quoted here seems to be no different than what I paid in JPY minus the 10K yen or so gaijin tax. If it's going to be roughly the same cost I'd rather stick to Japanese girls.

I'll mark this place on my map regardless. I don't even like drinking alcohol so I'll probably just watch, order ginger ale, and it seems you're allowed to fondle. Taking a girl out to a hotel here -- I can't imagine what a short stay hotel would be like. I've been to Thailand once before, but only in the Bangkok business district.

Go to Pattaya, and stay away from Walking Street and the pricey gogos. Not recommended for SCUBA, beach is a mess.

 

[Babaram]

Guys, if you are Japanese, or went native in Japan, please note: When in Thailand, you are expected to bargain, at least a little bit. Not bargaining in Thailand is as culturally offensive as bargaining is in Japan. And that applies especially to the water trade.

 

[Kindman]

Samorn tried to vastly overcharge you, most likely because she did not want to go with you. 5K baht barfine and 15K baht to go with you are absolutely outrageous. Suzie Wong and Harem are tourist traps, but even there bar fine should not be more than 2K, and LT should not exceed 7K. For local pricing, I recommend checking into local sites, or r/Phuket on Reddit if you not want to go bankrupt. In general, upscale gogos are the worst places to pick up girls. They make a lot of money with overpriced ladydrinks. If you want a fuck without shenanigans, go to Christin Massage soapy, and you'll get four girls for the price of one Samorn, no barfine.

If I had known about Christine massage soapy in 2022 I would have gone there but I did not.

Suzywong/Harem are convenient and if you don't mind spending B2k or B5k bar fines, then this is the place for you.

I like how all the girls are on full display and I appreciate the fact that the management has curated the girls so I don't have to worry if my girl is a ladyboy or maybe a thief (etc..) I was there alone and I didn't have time to waste bar hoping.

The trip there to meet JJ and fuck her made the whole trip worth it.