The Anything Goes Thread

[Lukes]

I believe he's done that already

Yup. So he should be an expert already

 

[Mr 3]

 

[hundreddollarman]

 

[Frenchy]

“Boris Johnson can now start the process of Brexit,”

Phewwww . Finally, after more than 3 years the process can « start ».

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/12/world/europe/uk-elections-brexit.html

 

[Hellotokyo69]

“Boris Johnson can now start the process of Brexit,”

Phewwww . Finally, after more than 3 years the process can « start ».

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/12/world/europe/uk-elections-brexit.html

This is the man that will supposedly lead us out of the EU?

When he tried to navigate his way out of an interview, he ended up in a fridge.

 

[Anna Summer]

Time to say.... not good bye
But early merry Christmas and a happy new year everyone!
I’m officially off now and will shortly go on a break to Germany over the holidays
I took my contact form off my website during that time to really enjoy the time with family and friends. Everything will be up again after the New Years Chaos sometime early January before I come back

 

[Frenchy]

This is the man that will supposedly lead us out of the EU?

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When he tried to navigate his way out of an interview, he ended up in a fridge.

...not a bad place to end imo. especially if it’s stacked with champagne and ice cream

 

[Frenchy]

Sometimes after a tough day at work all you need is an over-cute bomb like this one (and yeah, I know, not a pussy , deal with it)

 

[just4fun]

Sometimes after a tough day at work all you need is an over-cute bomb like this one (and yeah, I know, not a pussy , deal with it)

Probably just finished eating his own shit...........dogs...........

 

[hundreddollarman]

 

[MikeH]

I am looking forward for @warubuta 's report on the massage places of Kokubunji and Tachikawa.

http://www.newsonjapan.com/html/newsdesk/article/126036.php

 

[Frenchy]

Oh come on this is so much BS
We eat cod’s sperm every winter in Japan, no big deal (I actually love shirako, swallowed kgs of it)
Don’t be such a wuss Harry Styles!

 

[Desktop]

There’s always one person that never brings cash so they get the points by putting everyone’s bill on their credit card when you go out.
Also watch out for the person at the nijikai that wants to keep ordering the most expensive stuff who might bail or might be friends of the owner, or manager.

 

[hundreddollarman]

There’s always one person that never brings cash so they get the points by putting everyone’s bill on their credit card when you go out.

I always have cash, but I always feign not having any for this exact reason. I’m addicted to rewards point lol

 

[TheScientist]

Yesterday I had a chance to see my favorite felatrix. Good way to close out the year.

 

[UnicornHunter]

How not to DATY

 

[MikeH]

How not to DATY

Well, you are expected to do it until she comes or you lose all skin from your tongue so still pretty accurate I would say.

 

[MikeH]

Rudolph will be there, proudly celebrating the red light district.

Everyone of course understands the story of a reindeer having a red nose is just bullshit.

But not many people know how Rudolph really got his name. It was actually Santa who noticed Rudolph was very good at sniffing out the red light districts in every city they visited so Santa made him the lead reindeer and started to call him Red District Sniffing Nose. Obviously that soon got shortened to just simply Red Nose.

And now before they visit the kids' houses they first go to the red light district everywhere. That's what makes Santa so merry all the time and also why he is chanting "ho, ho, ho" where ever he goes.

 

[UnicornHunter]

 

[UnicornHunter]

 

[hundreddollarman]

I use Photoshop at work to design graphics and such. I use Photoshop outside of work to make stupid memes

 

[CharlieSimms]

It was actually Santa who noticed Rudolph was very good at sniffing out the red light districts in every city they visited so Santa made him the lead reindeer and started to call him Red District Sniffing Nose.

And what per chance does a Red District smell like??!

 

[MikeH]

And what per chance does a Red District smell like??!

 

[Lukes]

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Remind me to avoid that red light district...lol