Bwahaha, to my great relief I have finally located a substantial stash of money in a far and distant country (could probably buy a nice import car with it and still have enough left over to party kind of stash) which I had assumed was lost mainly due to massive personal incompetence during a Bad Phase many years ago, and most of it is still there and accessible. Not going to buy a car though. Maybe a bit of party, but most of it will be invested. Not sure where though.