The Anything Goes Thread

Are we allowed to make restaurant recommendations on here? Because after the whole 'do you repeat' thread wherein I extolled the benefits of repeating, I went back to one of my favourite restaurants.

And the sommelier, who I hadn't seen for about four months came out with two bottles of wine that were EXACTLY what I wanted. He was like. Oh, from memory, you like this sort of whole full-bodied complex flavour from Tuscany right? Here's four choices, go for it.

And then after we got the bill the other waiter sauntered over with a bottle of home made limoncello in one hand and two glasses in the other. And just gave us free booze.

And then the two of them saw us out of the place like long lost friends.

Why would I ever go to a restaurant where they don't give me amazing food and booze and treat me like a long lost friend?

Which is basically how I feel about all of my paid-for girlfriends.

The restaurant is hello cafe in setagaya daita btw.
 
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Learned a lot of lyrics for that at dive school!

When you're diving at night, and your feet feel the bite, that's a moray
When your hand's in the cave, and you feel you need saved, that's a moray
Put your hand's in that crack and you won't get it back, that's a moray
When he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers, a moray...

When he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum, that's a moray
When you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave, he's a moray
And it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels, that's a moray....
Scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see lotsa morays.......


 
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Frenchy said:
Just met her at a party…
Damn Instagram “Influencer” who apparently needed a boost in the French (“oh la la so chic”) demographic segment. Fuck that . Fuck all the pretense . Your shtick is already old . Your Insta is already lame. And I will have my fun with you…. 😈

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Keiko, Keiko, tu as été une mauvaise fille.
 
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shadowboxer said:
Keiko, Keiko, tu as été une mauvaise fille.
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Someone has played the Google reverse pic game apparently… (needless to say her real name is not Keiko , she’s not even Japanese, she doesn’t own the bike on the pic etc etc 😄)
But I must admit I was drunk and pissed off for the wrong reasons. I’ll leave influencers do their influencing …
 
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But I must admit I was drunk and pissed off for the wrong reasons.
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There are only good and valid reasons for being pissed and/or drunk..
 
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Oh interesting. I might try to watch it today then. Might help to take the edge off my fury at having to watch people abuse the equipment in the gym. It's not a bench press if your ass is in mid air people! Nobody wants to see that while they're trying to nurses four-bottle hangover.
 
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Tabanico said:
Oh interesting. I might try to watch it today then. Might help to take the edge off my fury at having to watch people abuse the equipment in the gym. It's not a bench press if your ass is in mid air people! Nobody wants to see that while they're trying to nurses four-bottle hangover.
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Reminds me of this older guy I used to see at my gym. He would always wear a Yale t-shirt - I guess he was advertising he went there for something or other. Anyway, whenever he would bench his ridiculously little weight, he would breathe like a hyperventilating Vader and then yell “OH YES!!!” Srsly like out of a bad porno. Crazy. 🙄
 
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CharlieSimms said:
Reminds me of this older guy I used to see at my gym. He would always wear a Yale t-shirt - I guess he was advertising he went there for something or other. Anyway, whenever he would bench his ridiculously little weight, he would breathe like a hyperventilating Vader and then yell “OH YES!!!” Srsly like out of a bad porno. Crazy. 🙄
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Lol. So after I had covid and got fat I also get breathless kinda easily. It doesn't seem to have impacted my actual fitness that much - still takes me an hour to run 10km.

But there's another gaijin who uses my gym occasionally, and I was in there a while back and after I benched 100kg for five reps I was panting a bit as is my post-covid norm. And that was the moment he chose to speak to me for the first time, to point out that I was out of breath. But it was so weirdly passive aggressive that I think actually he was just bitter that I can bench more than him lol.

Also I've spent the past year only wearing Oxford university t-shirts. I bought them the last time I was in the UK because I know how much wearing them annoys other people. They were too big for me at the time (I was used to Japan sizes!) But now that I'm fat they're the only things that fit me. And obviously they don't sell t-shirts in Japan in the winter.

Thankfully Uniqlo just started selling t-shirts again so I look like a bit less of an arsehole now. Just, still fat.
 
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Tabanico said:
Lol. So after I had covid and got fat I also get breathless kinda easily. It doesn't seem to have impacted my actual fitness that much - still takes me an hour to run 10km.

But there's another gaijin who uses my gym occasionally, and I was in there a while back and after I benched 100kg for five reps I was panting a bit as is my post-covid norm. And that was the moment he chose to speak to me for the first time, to point out that I was out of breath. But it was so weirdly passive aggressive that I think actually he was just bitter that I can bench more than him lol.

Also I've spent the past year only wearing Oxford university t-shirts. I bought them the last time I was in the UK because I know how much wearing them annoys other people. They were too big for me at the time (I was used to Japan sizes!) But now that I'm fat they're the only things that fit me. And obviously they don't sell t-shirts in Japan in the winter.

Thankfully Uniqlo just started selling t-shirts again so I look like a bit less of an arsehole now. Just, still fat.
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So you’re benching half your body weight now? Congrats!
 
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IchigoDave said:
I saw the new Dungeons and Dragons movie last night. Highly recommended. Not exactly Scorsese or Nolan, but it’s the most I have enjoyed a movie in a long time.
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Great recommendation.

Absolutely perfect popcorn movie.

I mean. It's no everything everywhere all at once; it's not gonna change your life. But I spent the entire duration grinning from ear to ear. Hugh Grant is always amazing. It blows my mind that Chris Pine doesn't get more plaudits - I've never seen a poor performance from him.

The whole cast was amazing. I didn't really like the Simon actor actually but obviously he's Simon the sorcerer so he gets a pass.

That was so so good. The best non marvel movie I've seen in years. (Apart from everything everyetc)

Pretty sure I will be going back to see it again.
 
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Also. As the forum's most woke member (ooer etc.), I kinda liked the way the D&D movie effortlessly turned a game that was based on a book that was based on (not sure that based on does enough justice to how Tolkien was an actual specialist in medieval literature, but ok) medieval literature - and so, white men - into a movie about, just people. Of colour, and women, and short people, and gay people and, yeah, just people.

Anyway, that's enough about movies. Has anyone had amazing sex recently?
 
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