What Guys Say And What They Are Thinking...

[ozjjj]

All true - but what if he says you are pretty, beautiful AND hot? What do you think THAT means?

 

[User#16452]

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[RandomTokyoGuy]

MySpace still exists?

 

[Frenchy]

So i guess , to be perfectly honest , we should say "you are hot, pretty and beautiful and I want to fuck you"

 

[ozjjj]

Did you find this on Myspace?

No... but I'm curious why you ask. Is it an old one?

Was actually sent to me by my girlfriend. It tickled my funnybone, so thought I'd share with the good folks here on TAG.

 

[MikeH]

All true - but what if he says you are pretty, beautiful AND hot? What do you think THAT means?

Obviously he wants to fuck her three times in a row.

 

[Ken1988]

When a guy calls you "fuck you", he obviously doesn't want to.

 

[TapDat]

When a guy calls you "fuck you", he obviously doesn't want to.

No... He still does, its just not a priority anymore.

 

[TenguPhule]

I laughed.

Does that make me a bad person?

 

[TheWhiteBear]

Platonic Friend
A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.
Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.

Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"

Max: "No"

Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"