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You: Are you a single mother?
Her: No.
You: Would you like to be?
Her: No.
You: Would you like to be?
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Also, i think there are some women who actually want to be single mothers.[/QUOTE
There might be some Japanese women who just want a cute hafu baby but dont need the dad, haha.
Damn, wish I could help with that.some Japanese women who just want a cute hafu baby but dont need the dad, haha.
Hmmmm, this sentence could be in fact a good bad pick-up lineDamn, wish I could help with that.
Your mom must be a terrorist because you are da bombs
I’ve always been told to follow my dreams, so tonight I’m following you
For the last one, you should start your own #MeToo thing. Damn! Those ladies need to be told our dicks belong to us!!!Saw an old man during an office party use this line and it fucking worked to the shock of my friend and I,
Him: Have you ever been to Machu Pichu?
Her: No
Him: I have been I have pictures and videos in my house would you like to see them?
Her: Yes
Now this guy was not a looker, definite dad bod.
When in college overheard this conversation, the girl was talking to her friends when this gem happened.
Her: Man I am bored!
Him: That's because you don't have a good dick up in you!
They had sex later that night.
This next one happened to me the other night, yeah was definitely not feeling the sexual harassment.
Her: You're black?!?!
Me: Yes
Her: Ehhhhhhhhhhh!!! You're not black!
Me: I can assure you that I am, haven't you ever heard of Chris Brown and Drake. Light skin black people like myself do exist.
Her: Prove it
Me: ?
Her: Show me your dick!!!
Me: I'd rather not, thank you
She proceeds to grab and undo my pants with me trying to swat her hands away.
Her: How come you won't let me see
Me: Because you're drunk and you pissed me off!!
Speak for yourself. My dick belongs to (temporarily) and inside any wowan who can make him stand up.For the last one, you should start your own #MeToo thing. Damn! Those ladies need to be told our dicks belong to us!!!
... ok , fair point, but obviously thats not the kind of lady RightOn met in this storySpeak for yourself. My dick belongs to (temporarily) and inside any wowan who can make him stand up.
... ok , fair point, but obviously thats not the kind of lady RightOn met in this story
So maybe if we can say that you were the one with good Karma here, and her dogmatic racial thinking was what got her on the wrong end of the situation, so your Karma ran over her dogma?
I run into it all the time. It does annoy me and it's a conversation that I end up having more often than not.
Ok so next time I meet a Japanese lady I will shamelessly say I have black blood in my veins and when she checks it out I will say : “Gotcha!”
According to one of my American friends to be really authentic black the most important thing you need to have is a bad credit rating.
Once when I was with a young spinner in a love hotel for the first time and went to the showers she took a look and then asked me if I was sure I am not black.
Before you guys start to get too jealous please be reminded that I have already previously stated I only meet with nice and polite girls. But being around 110% white that was still funny to me.