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Or actually it should be how not to get fucked because of Line.
So as not to let a somewhat bad week end without the final fuck you note from the world to Uncle Mike this happens. A certain person I have grown pretty fond of during the years tells me she is getting the new iPhone X.
Today I notice all my Line messages to her since from about the time she should have received the phone are still unread. Well, this happens sometimes when you switch phones, Line gets confused and you just need to add the person again and it connects again.
Except this time when I try to add her with the phone number I have it says that number doesn't exist. So she must have gotten a new number, probably from another provider. No biggie, right? She can just add me from her side and all is good again.
And then I realise I changed my number a while ago and forgot to tell her. No need, as we were in daily contact by Line anyway, right? So now I have her Line account on my phone which doesn't work and a phone number that is not valid anymore. And she just has my old phone number and nothing else.
Fuck this smartphone shit and give me back my old landline and fax, at least I wouldn't have to lose a great friend with wonderful benefits because of them. Like they say in the song: Hello Johnny, my old friend, I'm come to see you once again.
So as not to let a somewhat bad week end without the final fuck you note from the world to Uncle Mike this happens. A certain person I have grown pretty fond of during the years tells me she is getting the new iPhone X.
Today I notice all my Line messages to her since from about the time she should have received the phone are still unread. Well, this happens sometimes when you switch phones, Line gets confused and you just need to add the person again and it connects again.
Except this time when I try to add her with the phone number I have it says that number doesn't exist. So she must have gotten a new number, probably from another provider. No biggie, right? She can just add me from her side and all is good again.
And then I realise I changed my number a while ago and forgot to tell her. No need, as we were in daily contact by Line anyway, right? So now I have her Line account on my phone which doesn't work and a phone number that is not valid anymore. And she just has my old phone number and nothing else.
Fuck this smartphone shit and give me back my old landline and fax, at least I wouldn't have to lose a great friend with wonderful benefits because of them. Like they say in the song: Hello Johnny, my old friend, I'm come to see you once again.