The Anything Goes Thread

Frenchy said:
Inkjet printers are crappy, a colossal fraud, stop printing correctly after just a year or two.
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Anybody who gets two years of usage out of them must consider himself to be extremely lucky.

My favourite thing is still the head cleaning function. The printer is programmed to stop working when you do it a predetermined number of times. Hey, your waste ink sponge is full so now your scanner is not working anymore.
 
MikeH said:
Anybody who gets two years of usage out of them must consider himself to be extremely lucky.

My favourite thing is still the head cleaning function. The printer is programmed to stop working when you do it a predetermined number of times. Hey, your waste ink sponge is full so now your scanner is not working anymore.
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Yes, it’s a scam. My third one, and now it’s over. Finito. I may really go Kylo Ren on it, just for the emotional release. With a more modest tool of course :D
 
Haven't used an inkjet in probably over 15 years; they really haven't improved since then?

Was thinking of a color laser printer back when I moved here but then smartphones happened and suddenly no need for that.
 
Sweetpotato said:
Haven't used an inkjet in probably over 15 years; they really haven't improved since then?

Was thinking of a color laser printer back when I moved here but then smartphones happened and suddenly no need for that.
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Brother now has color laser printers under ¥20,000. I'd buy one but the Brother printers I already have are just too well built and never break down so I can't justify replacing either of em.
 
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Sweetpotato said:
Haven't used an inkjet in probably over 15 years; they really haven't improved since then?
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Well, if they did there would be no money in it anymore. Though the cheapest printers now cost less than a set of ink so there is that too.
 
Stole this for another forum because for some totally non-understandable reason replying there is not possible.

If you had an open ticket..... and wanted to be a porn actor.
- We closed your ticket.
- Don't send us penis, body, face pics... PLEASE.
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I promise I have never thought about this before, but reading that really makes me want to send a dick pic to the support address. :eek::ROFLMAO:
 
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MikeH said:
Stole this for another forum because for some totally non-understandable reason replying there is not possible.



I promise I have never thought about this before, but reading that really makes me want to send a dick pic to the support address. :eek::ROFLMAO:
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I almost quoted that message into a different thread as well...if @TAG Manager allowed replies to that post... it would be hilarious..
one of these lines where milk would run through your nose (grade school days reference..)
 
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ur19877 said:
I almost quoted that message into a different thread as well...if @TAG Manager allowed replies to that post... it would be hilarious..
one of these lines where milk would run through your nose (grade school days reference..)
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This is just one of the manifestations that TAG is becoming so unfriendly. I mean TAG Manager doesn't want to tell he how I can become a pornstar and won't even take a look at my Beautiful One. So sad to see this day come.
 
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MikeH said:
This is just one of the manifestations that TAG is becoming so unfriendly. I mean TAG Manager doesn't want to tell he how I can become a pornstar and won't even take a look at my Beautiful One. So sad to see this day come.
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Har har har....
 
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Sudsy said:
Not just P4P - so do bars and restaurants and any other form of entertainment that requires people to go outside. There's also another big slump in August when summer hits its worst.
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February is the worst month for any kind of retail.
 
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I’m very proud that my totally Nobel-prize worthy free online novel, despite zero promotion anywhere , no paper edition, no Amazon presence, no search-engine optimization (which I dont even know how to do) , a silly pseudonym, and not even my family and friends knowing about it, already collected a grand total of... 228 readers including 1 from Qatar.
I am waiting near my cellphone (whose number is not mentioned anywhere) for an imminent call from major publishers. Literary glory , here I come ! :cigar::bookworm::rolleyes:
 
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Hi guys!

I got some crazy fun idea that I got discount campeign offer. I want to create you tube vid for my PR,.and make you guys horny. lol.
Please check my ad! Thanks.

Yuriko
 
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(Shameless PR)
My novel is here!

https://tresloin.wordpress.com/

I just want to see in the Wordpress stats if some hits will come from TAG’s domain - have no fear if you click , your identity wont be revealed , and there’s no way you will find mine either. Also it’s in French and 95% of you miscreants dont speak that beautiful dialect anyway, so my expectations are very low :)
 
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Frenchy said:
(Shameless PR)
My novel is here!

https://tresloin.wordpress.com/

I just want to see in the Wordpress stats if some hits will come from TAG’s domain - have no fear if you click , your identity wont be revealed , and there’s no way you will find mine either. Also it’s in French and 95% of you miscreants dont speak that beautiful dialect anyway, so my expectations are very low :)
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Care to give a few words on what it's about?
fiction/non-fiction? romance? sex? pegging?
 
Anna Summer said:
I was one of those 5. Can I get a cookie? :ROFLMAO: (Gluten free Please!)
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Of course! Even a delicious Laduree or Pierre Herme macaron (not sure they do gluten-free versions though). Are you in the Philippines now by any chance ? There was one hit from there this evening and it’s the first one. Incredibly Germany is my #5 country . And I’m a star author in... Luxemburg! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Frenchy said:
Of course! Even a delicious Laduree or Pierre Herme macaron (not sure they do gluten-free versions though). Are you in the Philippines now by any chance ? There was one hit from there this evening and it’s the first one. Incredibly Germany is my #5 country . And I’m a star author in... Luxemburg! :ROFLMAO:
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Yes I actually am hahaha. Didn’t think about that ;)

One day you will be well known, you just gotta wait. Lol
 
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Anna Summer said:
Yes I actually am hahaha. Didn’t think about that ;)

One day you will be well known, you just gotta wait. Lol
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Thanks. Well I’m totally ok if it’s just the guy with a mask in the « Author » section who gets well known.
Believe it or not one of the readers, a lady, sent me some erotic drawings she made, writing that she too has a « dark side » and proposed to meet next time I go to France. Yay! :p
 
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Frenchy said:
Believe it or not one of the readers, a lady, sent me some erotic drawings she made, writing that she too has a « dark side » and proposed to meet next time I go to France. Yay! :p
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That doesn't sound like a middle aged serial killer guy at all!

But well done anyway, anyone who has the patience to write a book is a hero in my books. (bad pun totally intended; still honest opinion without sarcasm, for once).
 
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