I’m a relatively gigantic person, so people are always assuming the best, and it’s generally a bit of a disappointment when they find out my wiener can’t pick a peanut up off the floor. I can do the wristwatch thing, and apparently when you put your semi-boner across the top of someone’s head that’s called a “chonmage”, but I digress...
That being said, is there simply no cultural equivalent of growers vs. showers? My partner acts lIke that; so far I have been ambivalent about cracking this particular nut.
Finally, I have had dudes try to feel my ass on trains. Not once, not twice, not three or four times on this point.