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Wanted to see you if guys also have "dirty" bad habits like me. I had finally quit mine after 1,5 years. And that is about 6 months ago.

Because my So and me work around 5,5 days a week, we became too lazy to clean the house so we decided to take a maid. We tried a few different ones, but ended up with a lady in her late 20's.

One of the things we most hated cleaning was the shower room. We found out that the pressure of our shower was not strong enough when we couldn't get my cum through the roster above the gutter. However if we put the shower stream on highest level and only use hot water it will work. But it would not always go through the gutter. So my SO decided no more sex and masturbation in the shower any more.

However after we hired a maid, I noticed she always cleans the roster and the gutter of the shower room. So I started to think I can still let one out once in a while when I'm in the shower. For some reason I would always do it a few hours before she arrives (Saturday morning) and sometimes I left it on the roster and sometimes I made sure it was in the gutter. I was just curious what her reaction would be, but most of the time I'm not at home when she cleans the house.

I never heard a complaint from her or that she said anything about it to my SO. So she was either being a professional, cool with it or really needed the job. I felt guilty about it, but totally forgot about feeling guilty after one week and started doing it again.

This was going on for 1,5 years until one day, both my SO and I were at home while she was cleaning and I heard her say loudly to her self "Wow that is a lot of cum, this guy should work in porn". My SO got angry with me saying that we should be happy with such a maid, "don't you know have difficult it is to find a good maid."

I felt like an asshole, I waited a few weeks, raised her wages without telling her why (normally only do inflation correction) and never came in the shower since.

Do you guys have any bad or dirty bad habits?
 
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statrosa said:
Wanted to see you if guys also have "dirty" bad habits like me. I had finally quit mine after 1,5 years. And that is about 6 months ago.

Because my So and me work around 5,5 days a week, we became too lazy to clean the house so we decided to take a maid. We tried a few different ones, but ended up with a lady in her late 20's.

One of the things we most hated cleaning was the shower room. We found out that the pressure of our shower was not strong enough when we couldn't get my cum through the roster above the gutter. However if we put the shower stream on highest level and only use hot water it will work. But it would not always go through the gutter. So my SO decided no more sex and masturbation in the shower any more.

However after we hired a maid, I noticed she always cleans the roster and the gutter of the shower room. So I started to think I can still let one out once in a while when I'm in the shower. For some reason I would always do it a few hours before she arrives (Saturday morning) and sometimes I left it on the roster and sometimes I made sure it was in the gutter. I was just curious what her reaction would be, but most of the time I'm not at home when she cleans the house.

I never heard a complaint from her or that she said anything about it to my SO. So she was either being a professional, cool with it or really needed the job. I felt guilty about it, but totally forgot about feeling guilty after one week and started doing it again.

This was going on for 1,5 years until one day, both my SO and I were at home while she was cleaning and I heard her say loudly to her self "Wow that is a lot of cum, this guy should work in porn". My SO got angry with me saying that we should be happy with such a maid, "don't you know have difficult it is to find a good maid."

I felt like an asshole, I waited a few weeks, raised her wages without telling her why (normally only do inflation correction) and never came in the shower since.

Do you guys have any bad or dirty bad habits?
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Any intentions to making out with the maid? It's on one of my list of things to do if I can find a hot maid.
 
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oLUXo said:
Any intentions to making out with the maid? It's on one of my list of things to do if I can find a hot maid.
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To be honest, no. She is not bad looking, but no for me.
 
Often i wipe my ass with toilet paper and using my right hand (disgusting to the much of the world's population who use water+left hand).
Sometimes i pee in the kitchen sink when the bathroom is occupied.

Also cold water works better for cleaning away semen. I think hot/warm water denatures the proteins making it sticky and gluey
 
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Another bad habit...
jhingy567 said:
Often i wipe my ass with toilet paper and using my right hand (disgusting to the much of the world's population who use water+left hand).
Sometimes i pee in the kitchen sink when the bathroom is occupied.

Also cold water works better for cleaning away semen. I think hot/warm water denatures the proteins making it sticky and gluey
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I love to read that thread with the sunday evening blues, zero libido at all, and yet somehow still hoping humanity can be saved :D
 
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I caught my ex doing that as well.
Is that a common thing for men?

One advantage of dating women; you can assume she is not peeing where you prepare your food.
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Feels good, man. It’s just right there, and standing up is more relaxed.

I guess only recently I stopped peeing outside recently.

As for the latter part, damn that’s keeper material right there.
 
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Sometimes, when having sex , I still think about my cousin and how hot she looked when we were both teenagers holidaying in Spain and how badly I wanted to do her.
Then I close my eyes and imagine it’s the case. Im a gentleman though, never screamed her name while having an O. :D
 
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statrosa said:
This was going on for 1,5 years until one day, both my SO and I were at home while she was cleaning and I heard her say loudly to her self "Wow that is a lot of cum, this guy should work in porn". My SO got angry with me saying that we should be happy with such a maid, "don't you know have difficult it is to find a good maid."
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If she cares so much about the maid, the best solution would be to swallow.
 
Oh well, I’m glad I have scrubbed that sink every night for the majority of my adult life..
I’m sorry but eww. I will take care of the house chores, including cleaning the toilet in a scenario where I share the house with a man but urinating in the kitchen sink sounds gross. There is a reason I use separate disposable gloves to clean the toilet, to prevent cross contamination. the user activities should be separate as well! :(
 
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User#8628 said:
I caught my ex doing that as well.
Is that a common thing for men?

One advantage of dating women; you can assume she is not peeing where you prepare your food.
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I do not know. Honestly it's the first time I heard of peeing in the sink.

When I was single and living at my parents house, I used to go to the yard (patio) and urinate near a big avocado tree. I do not know if the urine has something to do with it, but the avocado used to be bigger and tastier. Lol!
 
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SatoKM said:
I do not know. Honestly it's the first time I heard of peeing in the sink.

When I was single and living at my parents house, I used to go to the yard (patio) and urinate near a big avocado tree. I do not know if the urine has something to do with it, but the avocado used to be bigger and tastier. Lol!
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It may be your urine. It may be the dog’s urine. Heck it may even be your dad’s urine. We’ll never know for sure...
 
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Simonka said:
Oh well, I’m glad I have scrubbed that sink every night for the majority of my adult life..
I’m sorry but eww. I will take care of the house chores, including cleaning the toilet in a scenario where I share the house with a man but urinating in the kitchen sink sounds gross. There is a reason I use separate disposable gloves to clean the toilet, to prevent cross contamination. the user activities should be separate as well! :(
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I guess I am not that adventurous or have imagination to urinate in the kitchen sink. I guess never came to my mind to pee in the sink, also because when I was young surely my parents would have kill me if they caught me peeing in the kitchen sink.

Peeing outside, in the sea (Beach) are the places I have been "golden shower" it!
 
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jhingy567 said:
Often i wipe my ass with toilet paper and using my right hand (disgusting to the much of the world's population who use water+left hand).
Sometimes i pee in the kitchen sink when the bathroom is occupied.

Also cold water works better for cleaning away semen. I think hot/warm water denatures the proteins making it sticky and gluey
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Sticky and gluey is already how it comes out for me , so what the heck from now on I will do this in the shower too. maybe even in the kitchen sink. I have a good disposer (or whatever its called in proper english)
 
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