Cream Lemon (SL) Cream Lemon - Nightmarish afternoon (Riku)

[swoofy]

Soapland Name & Provider Name::
Cream Lemon (Riku)
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Date of Encounter:
December 2019

Contact Method:
Walk in

Appointment Length & Costs:
70 mins / ¥21,000

Type/Location:
Shop Location

Language Notes:
English

Details of the Encounter:
First review but I've felt it critical that others are aware of how morbid my recent encounter with my ex-favorite, budget friendly sopū that is Cream Lemon in the Yoshiwara district.

I feel like the establishment itself is well reviewed so I consider this a buyer beware type of post, as in the past I've had nothing but solid providers service me. Anyone remember Anzu? Man... How times have changed.

Encounter went as usual, greeted the doorman who told me it'd be about an hour wait. I told him fine and he ushered me inside. He tested my Japanese skills which I failed (I'm rusty but knowing CL I didn't think I'd have to brush up) as he asked me how's the weather but didn't realize it til I was in the waiting room. He showed me just two girls then as the rest were for the Nihongo speakers only. I chose Riko, the shorter of the two, as in my experience taller soap girls tend to be lankier/flatter than what I like.

Waited awhile, and this is where things got ugly.. quite literally.

When I was beckoned out of the waiting area, I was greeted by Riko who are a quick glance seems okay; her face is actually a bit pretty but I'm sure it was due to the heavier make up that she wore. That facade quickly faded as I noticed just how old she was, along with her bruises and other blemishes that covered her upper arms, shoulders, and later as it was revealed she had dotted across her body.

My hopes and dreams, along with my little buddy, felt totally crushed.

So we walk upstairs, she begins to undress me and she undresses herself to reveal an out of shape body, big ol' gut, and pretty much no ass or tits to be seen.

I've been had before by countless places, it unfortunately happens every now again when mongering is one of your devious hobbies, but never really by a Soapland, especially in Yoshiwara.

I dressed back up, she complained, I wasn't having it, and went back to ask for a refund in English and limited Japanese. They gave me half, which I felt was better than going thru with the process.

Again, Cream Lemon has provided me some great memories, some girls were much hotter than others, but I never had a burner like this in all my day's of mongering.

Sadly, not gonna return ever again. If this is how they treat foreigners nowadays, then those who haven't been before should be really skeptical of this place. It seems to have gone wayy downhill.

Tl;dr
CL sucks now, you might end up with a hag and get your wallet juiced out for it.

And that was supposed to be a little early Christmas present for myself too oh well!

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider/agency?:
This review was written freely without a request from the agency/provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
Twas a sad afternoon. Think I'll pay Gotanda a visit to make up for it hoho

 

[TAG Manager]

Thank you for your review of Cream Lemon, sorry to hear about the experience!

Approved: 12/23/2019

 

[Viggagadye]

Thanks for the warning.

 

[bichan2]

Soapland Name & Provider Name::
Cream Lemon (Riku)

Date of Encounter:
December 2019

Contact Method:
Walk in

Appointment Length & Costs:
70 mins /

Type/Location:
Shop Location

Language Notes:
English

Details of the Encounter:
First review but I've felt it critical that others are aware of how morbid my recent encounter with my ex-favorite, budget friendly sopū that is Cream Lemon in the Yoshiwara district.

I feel like the establishment itself is well reviewed so I consider this a buyer beware type of post, as in the past I've had nothing but solid providers service me. Anyone remember Anzu? Man... How times have changed.

Encounter went as usual, greeted the doorman who told me it'd be about an hour wait. I told him fine and he ushered me inside. He tested my Japanese skills which I failed (I'm rusty but knowing CL I didn't think I'd have to brush up) as he asked me how's the weather but didn't realize it til I was in the waiting room. He showed me just two girls then as the rest were for the Nihongo speakers only. I chose Riko, the shorter of the two, as in my experience taller soap girls tend to be lankier/flatter than what I like.

Waited awhile, and this is where things got ugly.. quite literally.

When I was beckoned out of the waiting area, I was greeted by Riko who are a quick glance seems okay; her face is actually a bit pretty but I'm sure it was due to the heavier make up that she wore. That facade quickly faded as I noticed just how old she was, along with her bruises and other blemishes that covered her upper arms, shoulders, and later as it was revealed she had dotted across her body.

My hopes and dreams, along with my little buddy, felt totally crushed.

So we walk upstairs, she begins to undress me and she undresses herself to reveal an out of shape body, big ol' gut, and pretty much no ass or tits to be seen.

I've been had before by countless places, it unfortunately happens every now again when mongering is one of your devious hobbies, but never really by a Soapland, especially in Yoshiwara.

I dressed back up, she complained, I wasn't having it, and went back to ask for a refund in English and limited Japanese. They gave me half, which I felt was better than going thru with the process.

Again, Cream Lemon has provided me some great memories, some girls were much hotter than others, but I never had a burner like this in all my day's of mongering.

Sadly, not gonna return ever again. If this is how they treat foreigners nowadays, then those who haven't been before should be really skeptical of this place. It seems to have gone wayy downhill.

Tl;dr
CL sucks now, you might end up with a hag and get your wallet juiced out for it.

And that was supposed to be a little early Christmas present for myself too oh well!

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider/agency?:
This review was written freely without a request from the agency/provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
Twas a sad afternoon. Think I'll pay Gotanda a visit to make up for it hoho

So ¥210,000 for 70 minutes? You could go with Asian Mystique several times for that price.

 

[MikeH]

So ¥210,000 for 70 minutes? You could go with Asian Mystique several times for that price.

It's Cream Lemon he is writing about so there is one zero too many.

 

[bichan2]

It's Cream Lemon he is writing about so there is one zero too many.

Thought so but wanted to make sure.

 

[Lukes]

Totally understand the disappointment with unexpectedly stepping on a landmine in a supposed safe zone. I don't think I could bring myself to leave half the money on the table though. But that's good you stuck to your guns.

 

[Kamui16]

Thanks for the warning and sorry to hear about your bad experience.
Are you sure her name was Riku or Riko? Maybe I did not search correctly, but they do not have a girl with that name listed on their homepage.
I was thinking about going to Dolce or Cream Lemon in the near future. Both seem to be hit or miss based on some reviews here, except Dolce being more expensive and having a higher quality (?) of girls.

 

[swoofy]

Thanks for the warning and sorry to hear about your bad experience.
Are you sure her name was Riku or Riko? Maybe I did not search correctly, but they do not have a girl with that name listed on their homepage.
I was thinking about going to Dolce or Cream Lemon in the near future. Both seem to be hit or miss based on some reviews here, except Dolce being more expensive and having a higher quality (?) of girls.

Sorry about that, Ruki (るき) was her name. Poor writing/memory on my end.

Funny how they had her for 22yo. Fourty-four would be a bit more accurate haha.

Haven't been to Dolce, I'd have to look into them more. In any case I'll probably go back to Darling Harbour the next time I'm in the mood for a soap

 

[swoofy]

So ¥210,000 for 70 minutes? You could go with Asian Mystique several times for that price.

Yep, it was 21,000 yen. Small but critical typo

Forgot about Asian Mystique! I looked into them awhile back but never got around to trying it out. After this experience I've been wanting a good old fashioned, standard escort service like the States so it's definitely caught my interest.

 

[robinmask]

Lol seems like they would do literally anything to coerce a foreigner into picking the one chubby/ugly/insert-negative-adjective girl they have working that day. If there's one place you should be backing out if you don't get to pick the girl you came for, it's definitely Cream Lemon

 

[mustremember69]

Thanks for the warning! Your post will be what goes through my mind when I eventually step on a landmine and just choke it down instead of doing the right thing and gtfo-ing

 

[hangoverhk]

i think speaking some japanese will help more in this place...
look for shizuku, perfect japanese wife with good attitude.
thanks for the warning though.

 

[ah toh]

I would consider u as lucky.
Most shops have house rules that once u see the girl, consider deal, so by right if u regret while havn't seem the girl u still can ask for $ back, best is to make decision b4 hand over the money. Hisyo i paid, while waiting, sora last minute cancel work that day, they gave me back the money.
Cheating, scams? Foreigner got disadvsntage here, u will got no sympathy frm them, worst u could have een beaten up if they think u here for trouble.

Photoshop is a norm, i went all highend shops but once i tried dream group then i realised, if low end shop girls are so pretty as the web photo, highend shop closed down long ago. Highend shop photoshop some girls can be bad, then low end can be even worst. If u dun like photoshop, u can always dun go there, u make the choice.
I used to have high expectation when first going to soapy then it become worry and fear b4 i see the girl. I tried almost all jav i can have there, now i move on to others.
Dun like photoshop go tobita, see the girl then make ur decision.
Still ur eyes must be sharp even at close range of the girl.
Tobita is more expensive but u get what u pay for

 

[Rusty Trombone]

worst u could have een beaten up if they think u here for trouble.

Agree with your post but don't think people getting beaten up in SL is an issue. It's more of a thing to worry about in Kabukicho and Roppongi.
While I've not had that much experience in Yoshiwara (only about 4-5 visits), I found that the staff were very polite and quite timid.
With a bricks and mortar place, and the somewhat semi legal status of SL, I doubt they want any trouble.
Only time I think there would be aggression is if the customer initiated it.
But I may be wrong.

 

[UnicornHunter]

. Hisyo i paid, while waiting, sora last minute cancel work that day, they gave me back the money.

Out of curiosity, since you are well known at Hisyo, did they try to offer you anyone else when Sora cancelled? Same thing happened to me with Sora and they just gave me my money back and sent me on my way. Didn't even try to offer me anyone else. Was wondering if this was the norm for them.

 

[ah toh]

Out of curiosity, since you are well known at Hisyo, did they try to offer you anyone else when Sora cancelled? Same thing happened to me with Sora and they just gave me my money back and sent me on my way. Didn't even try to offer me anyone else. Was wondering if this was the norm for them.

you are right. i did being offer an alternative, https://www.hisyo.co.jp/pc/profile.php?id=yoshino
the old man know that i asked for her before, but i was rejected last time dunno why(he said no, but never explain, not sure she was unavailable last time, language barrier with him so din talk much)
now he said ok and i can have her, but these time i wasn't ready for her cause i feel bit of disappointment.
so i declined and they return me the money.
i booked sora few days ago, came in at 11am then hand him the money to wait for her starting session at 12noon , i was notified almost at 12.
in the end i went over to tiara mizuki and immediately after went to ailedore sayaka.

i was quite surprise she din make it on saturaday, later on i checked and found that she seem to making a movie that week with 桜井彩. TKI-081

 

[ah toh]

Agree with your post but don't think people getting beaten up in SL is an issue. It's more of a thing to worry about in Kabukicho and Roppongi.
While I've not had that much experience in Yoshiwara (only about 4-5 visits), I found that the staff were very polite and quite timid.
With a bricks and mortar place, and the somewhat semi legal status of SL, I doubt they want any trouble.
Only time I think there would be aggression is if the customer initiated it.
But I may be wrong.

i oso dun think such cases in yoshiwara, but i only heard stories that some chinese make a fuss in shop that make them ban foreigners.
i would said if they ask you leave, it is better to leave.
if the mib found nothing wrong on their side, then dun argue with them.
they have house rule no changing of girls once you see them, it is like take it or leave it(no refund) just that most of times they dun show, if they think you are not new in yoshiwara. even their wedsite post their house rule.
so long they din bait and switch, the girl is the one you choose, they find no wrong in them, they follow by the book, and photoshop is what they do.

i ever stop 1/2 way by the girl request, so i think is not right and talk to the boss, if they are in the wrong, they will come out with a solution and propsal.
they offer me 1/2 price for another girl, but due to time restrain, i ask him to return the favour next time.

later, he offer me 50k for few girls i try and in fact i saved almost 150k, it is just biz, build trust between them.
though i dun like to bargain as for japan culture, but things like they offer discounts to local only, girls dun NS with foreigner(but their price high bcos they offer this to local), and photoshop,
so i dun mind to take the offer from him, and i repeat total 5 customers for him.

 

[Sudsy]

Agree with your post but don't think people getting beaten up in SL is an issue. It's more of a thing to worry about in Kabukicho and Roppongi.
While I've not had that much experience in Yoshiwara (only about 4-5 visits), I found that the staff were very polite and quite timid.
With a bricks and mortar place, and the somewhat semi legal status of SL, I doubt they want any trouble.
Only time I think there would be aggression is if the customer initiated it.
But I may be wrong.

Each group has extra staff they can call in.

Trouble is rare, though - in most fuzoku joints, trouble starts when a (usually drunk) customer tries to go for FS against the girl's wishes.

In Yoshiwara, FS is on the menu, and Yoshiwara itself isn't much of a drinking area, so the customers are usually sober.

 

[UnicornHunter]

you are right. i did being offer an alternative, https://www.hisyo.co.jp/pc/profile.php?id=yoshino
the old man know that i asked for her before, but i was rejected last time dunno why(he said no, but never explain, not sure she was unavailable last time, language barrier with him so din talk much)
now he said ok and i can have her, but these time i wasn't ready for her cause i feel bit of disappointment.
so i declined and they return me the money.
i booked sora few days ago, came in at 11am then hand him the money to wait for her starting session at 12noon , i was notified almost at 12.
in the end i went over to tiara mizuki and immediately after went to ailedore sayaka.

i was quite surprise she din make it on saturaday, later on i checked and found that she seem to making a movie that week with 桜井彩. TKI-081

They must really like you. Yoshino was also on my list. In fact when I got there, they didn't show me one card from the Hisyo lineup. All from their sister shop. I had to pull up their website to make any requests and found that Sora was available the next day (which was cancelled next day). Do they typically show the sister shop to first time visitors to Hisyo?

 

[ah toh]

They must really like you. Yoshino was also on my list. In fact when I got there, they didn't show me one card from the Hisyo lineup. All from their sister shop. I had to pull up their website to make any requests and found that Sora was available the next day (which was cancelled next day). Do they typically show the sister shop to first time visitors to Hisyo?

I went on sat, they told me she is not coming but tmr sun is ok, i knew her schedule cause sunday is my flight day so i din want to plan on that day. Thougj some hisyo girl start @ 10 but she only start, @ 12 and i usual option on my last day is to go dh where time is more flexible.
For yoshino her face shown on their ipad look more mature and i wasn't the mood that time.
My first time in hisyo, tyoko rose not yet open, the shop is still blue lagoon
But i wasn't really offer sis shop at all, as i know the girls frm, just lately i found ppl mention they keep recommend the shop
I went the shop twice but was intended for the jav girl there, just my feeling the girls standard wasn't great and quite quietly.
Like risa, hisyo guy actually recommend me to skip her , i believe they got complains, and now she was thrown there

 

[sunshine2k5]

They must really like you. Yoshino was also on my list. In fact when I got there, they didn't show me one card from the Hisyo lineup. All from their sister shop. I had to pull up their website to make any requests and found that Sora was available the next day (which was cancelled next day). Do they typically show the sister shop to first time visitors to Hisyo?

Eh, Yoshino san? I have met her^_^, a litlle different from the picture. Nearly 30 years old I guess.
She told me her picture looked so demure. She is naughty in life^_^.
Come back to Hisyo, I have been to many times. First time Hisyo gave me 8 choices, all Hisyo’s girl.

 

[UnicornHunter]

Eh, Yoshino san? I have met her^_^, a litlle different from the picture. Nearly 30 years old I guess.
She told me her picture looked so demure. She is naughty in life^_^.
Come back to Hisyo, I have been to many times. First time Hisyo gave me 8 choices, all Hisyo’s girl.

I am tempted my next visit. I just was mentally devestated to think I was seconds to glory only to be taken away and barely an apology or even an offer of another girl. Felt like a filthy gaijin ....

 

[sunshine2k5]

I went on sat, they told me she is not coming but tmr sun is ok, i knew her schedule cause sunday is my flight day so i din want to plan on that day. Thougj some hisyo girl start @ 10 but she only start, @ 12 and i usual option on my last day is to go dh where time is more flexible.
For yoshino her face shown on their ipad look more mature and i wasn't the mood that time.
My first time in hisyo, tyoko rose not yet open, the shop is still blue lagoon
But i wasn't really offer sis shop at all, as i know the girls frm, just lately i found ppl mention they keep recommend the shop
I went the shop twice but was intended for the jav girl there, just my feeling the girls standard wasn't great and quite quietly.
Like risa, hisyo guy actually recommend me to skip her , i believe they got complains, and now she was thrown there

I got stood up by other shop. The staff recommended other girls to me, I said no, I wanted my money back, and go to Hisyo, it was the beginning of my first visit to Hisyo.

 

[sunshine2k5]

I am tempted my next visit. I just was mentally devestated to think I was seconds to glory only to be taken away and barely an apology or even an offer of another girl. Felt like a filthy gaijin ....

I think Hisyo is a good shop, but they are too busy, room is not enough, always use other shop’s room.I always make an appointment in advance every time I go, but sometimes staff would tell me room change, they will bring me to other shop.