The Anything Goes Thread

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I know noone put likes on my post, but I couldn't help but considering hire a nice car owned single, great loooking western man for my driver. He can put his car at my tower apartment. Of course I pay certain amount for the contract, but when he does a really good service with hospitality, I'll give him BJ.

Not even an uber driver. A personal driver. Such a dreamy attempt. As, I don't like taxi drivers that are chatty and nosey. What do you think?
 
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Yuriko said:
I know noone put likes on my post, but I couldn't help but considering hire a nice car owned single, great loooking western man for my driver. He can put his car at my tower apartment. Of course I pay certain amount for the contract, but when he does a really good service with hospitality, I'll give him BJ.

Not even an uber driver. A personal driver. Such a dreamy attempt. As, I don't like taxi drivers that are chatty and nosey. What do you think?
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I have an occasional service car (those black sedans you see) for my needs, but I've never seen a female driver in over 10 years. It's alway some well dressed, polite Japanese dude.
You're in better luck to find a male driver. (y)

Yuriko said:
I know noone put likes on my post
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I gave you one, but is not the time we worry about social media likes so much. Too much else to worry about right now. :doctor:
 
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TAG Manager said:
I have an occasional service car (those black sedans you see) for my needs, but I've never seen a female driver in over 10 years. It's alway some well dressed, polite Japanese dude.
You're in better luck to find a male driver. (y)

Thanks for sharing your experience, which made me a smile. :)

I gave you one, but is not the time we worry about social media likes so much. Too much else to worry about right now. :doctor:
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Thank you, Sir! I guess we'd better have a car for transportation anyway, for going to the office, if you can't work from home... perhaps,.. or making business online... Scared...
 
hundreddollarman said:
Guns with bayonets on them > spears
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The best social distancing tool ever is shit! During rush hour on a train that’s usually packed, a car was empty. Took a look inside from the platform as I thought it to be odd that no one was in that car and saw where someone shit like an elephant on part of the bench and part of the floor. The smell! From the next car I could see one giant homeless looking man sleep on the opposite bench covered in filth. I’d say that spears and bayonets will only attract attention, but shit will repel most.
 
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Old Cesar said:
The best social distancing tool ever is shit! During rush hour on a train that’s usually packed, a car was empty. Took a look inside from the platform as I thought it to be odd that no one was in that car and saw where someone shit like an elephant on part of the bench and part of the floor. The smell! From the next car I could see one giant homeless looking man sleep on the opposite bench covered in filth. I’d say that spears and bayonets will only attract attention, but shit will repel most.
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Yes but if everyone do the same there is still no social distancing and it smells like shit everywhere
 
Mr Cat said:
Wait, I read about this a few times. Is it actually real? Like, it's not a joke ??
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It's a complete joke, but it is a real proposal.
 
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So now that we can’t brag on social media with pics about the wonderful/luxurious hotels or restaurants we visited recently, why not bragging (in a more deserved way) about the food we prepare ourselves?

Let me start : I just elegantly spread some duck terrine on a wafer. Tomorrow I will fry eggs.

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Frenchy said:
So now that we can’t brag on social media with pics about the wonderful/luxurious hotels or restaurants we visited recently, why not bragging (in a more deserved way) about the food we prepare ourselves?

Let me start : I just elegantly spread some duck terrine on a wafer. Tomorrow I will fry eggs.

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Shit on a shingle?
 
Frenchy said:
You’re really offensive sometimes you know?!
I was super proud of my plat-du-jour ! :D
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Thanks for the compliment.
It is the anything goes thread right? :D:p:p:)
 
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Yes but if everyone do the same there is still no social distancing and it smells like shit everywhere
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I know it was a stinky idea but I didn’t think that about the fact that everyone would do it. I’ll think up a new idea. But that was my only idea if you had to physically be at work.
 
Frenchy said:
So now that we can’t brag on social media with pics about the wonderful/luxurious hotels or restaurants we visited recently, why not bragging (in a more deserved way) about the food we prepare ourselves?

Let me start : I just elegantly spread some duck terrine on a wafer. Tomorrow I will fry eggs.

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That looks shitfully good! I didn’t think you’d take me seriously. I was just joking. At least you kept it French!
 
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Frenchy said:
So now that we can’t brag on social media with pics about the wonderful/luxurious hotels or restaurants we visited recently, why not bragging (in a more deserved way) about the food we prepare ourselves?

Let me start : I just elegantly spread some duck terrine on a wafer. Tomorrow I will fry eggs.

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How do you cook your eggs?
 
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