Majestyk
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Sex A.D.
A young, newly married couple made a deal that whoever died first would try to come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After 40 years together, the husband was the first to die. True to his words, he made the first contact:
H: Darling ... Oh, darling ...
W: Is that you baby?
H: Yes, I'm reaching out from the hereafter like I promised you.
W: This is so wonderful! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?
H: Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast, it's off to the golf course.
After that, I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch. You’d be proud of me. I now eat lots of greens.
After lunch, it's back to the golf course. Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some sleep and the next day, it starts all over again.
W: Oh baby ... Are you in Heaven?
H: No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan.
A young, newly married couple made a deal that whoever died first would try to come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After 40 years together, the husband was the first to die. True to his words, he made the first contact:
H: Darling ... Oh, darling ...
W: Is that you baby?
H: Yes, I'm reaching out from the hereafter like I promised you.
W: This is so wonderful! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?
H: Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast, it's off to the golf course.
After that, I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch. You’d be proud of me. I now eat lots of greens.
After lunch, it's back to the golf course. Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some sleep and the next day, it starts all over again.
W: Oh baby ... Are you in Heaven?
H: No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan.